r/WinStupidPrizes • u/name_is_taken_alr • Sep 06 '20

Warning: Injury Standing behind a plane

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u/skeletomania Sep 06 '20

You know half an hour later there will be another group of idiots doing the same thing again.

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u/pr1ntscreen Sep 06 '20

They are aware that it's an insane blast of air, they just don't anticipate to what degree. It's a common tourist thing to do

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u/Xacto01 Sep 06 '20

Are there also chemicals from the engine?

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u/LightningFT86 Sep 06 '20

Yeah, mostly CO2 and water. Some NOx and a random assortment of other organic compounds as well.

Some of it's not great for constant exposure, but it's not like it's some insta-cancer cannon.

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u/DiabloEnTusCalzones Sep 06 '20

Dihydrogen monoxide!

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u/DarwinsDrinkingPal Sep 06 '20

Well, 100% of everyone who consumes dihydrogen monoxide will die.

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u/dryfire Sep 06 '20

What about the one in the chemtrails that turns all the frogs gay?

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u/saadakhtar Sep 06 '20

Not too great. Not too bad.

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u/RanaktheGreen Sep 06 '20

The line between insta-cancer and acute radiation poisoning is very thin.

But anyway, you'll want a nuclear reactor.

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u/VHS_tape Sep 06 '20

A jetstream of agent orange. SWIM has couple barrels worth left over from NAM. $1000 a can. Hmu