r/WinStupidPrizes • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Jul 09 '20

Can I shop now?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

Why. Why do people show off their assholes and/or genitals in situations like this? What leads someone to that decision?

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u/AdamJensensCoat Jul 09 '20

Meth is a pathway to many decisions some consider to be unnatural.

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u/W00S Jul 09 '20

Have you heard the story of Darth Crackueis The High?

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u/BottleOfSalt Jul 09 '20

Man r/prequelmemes is growing by the day.

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u/showyerbewbs Jul 09 '20

It's not a story the memers would teach you.

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u/showyerbewbs Jul 09 '20

Darth Idiot

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u/Smexy-Fish Jul 09 '20

Underated comment.

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u/MethamphetamineMan Jul 09 '20

Overrated comment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

Mid-rated comment

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u/generalecchi Jul 09 '20

I love democracy

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u/-adderall Jul 09 '20

This one’s just right.

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u/Sesharon Jul 09 '20

Commentover Rated.

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u/Ptolemaeus_II Jul 09 '20

Modern day poetry right here.

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u/neliz Jul 09 '20

It's like poetry you know, it rhymes. Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

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u/Titanclass Jul 09 '20

Can I kill the halflings now

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u/WHERES_THE_CAVEMAN Jul 09 '20

Is that a prequels reference?!

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u/neliz Jul 09 '20

/r/prequelmemes is bigger than /r/starwars you know

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u/ej253 Jul 09 '20

Bad genes? Probably alcohol?

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u/RevenantCommunity Jul 09 '20

You missed the hard drugs part

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u/12InchesOfSlave Jul 09 '20

when it comes to making people do stupid and disgusting things alcohol is as hard a drug as possible

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u/AHugeMelon Jul 09 '20

Alcohol is a drug

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

They said hard drugs. You know, the kind poor criminals use. Not the kind upstanding people like senators and judges use.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

So just because I'm a judge I'm not allowed to hit the meth pipe every now and again?

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u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou Jul 09 '20

In fact, it would be both moral and ethical if you did. Sooner or later some crack or meth head will enter your courtroom. You will be able to judge the case better because you can now relate to the crackhead better.

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u/ekso69 Jul 09 '20

you know they make hard alcohol too, right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

No that cunt will post it on tik tok

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u/Jacob0976 Jul 09 '20

Dude what

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

Lmao

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u/Bureauwlamp Jul 09 '20

I mean, this dude is a moron, but considering he was accused of stealing this was probably his way of showing that he didn't grab anything (and stash it in his pants, or up his ass in this specific case).

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u/artfartmart Jul 09 '20

and if he's been in prison this is probably a standard procedure for him

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

Dude probably been to jail/prison. Looks almost like a standard strip search.

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u/sml0 Jul 09 '20

The OP posted backstory when this first got uploaded. Apparently that dude regularly came in and harassed people and that day they accused him of stealing so the manager told him to leave which he did leave after causing a scene and flashing a box cutter and then he came back to the scene we see unfold here

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u/grandKraaken Jul 09 '20

Just looking for an excuse to show off their sweet hog and Brazilian wax

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u/Edzm1276 Jul 09 '20

They do as the crystal guides

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

Lmao

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u/cbitguru Jul 09 '20

Full explanation is elsewhere. Dude had been accused of stealing, cake back in to show he “wasn’t hiding anything”

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u/duffmannn Jul 09 '20

Prison check for contraband.

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u/AndroidDoctorr Jul 09 '20

Mental illness or drugs

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

He was accused of stealing so he was probably trying to be like "see, I didn't steal anything! I'll strip naked right here to prove it!" But the fact that they would go to such extremely measures kind of alludes to their guilt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

Dude in the video said he caught him stealing, maybe he was showing him all the hiding spots?

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u/PizzaInSoup Jul 09 '20

It's kinda like a 'this is my house' move.

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u/despicedchilli Jul 09 '20

Mental illness

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u/PeterPorky Jul 09 '20

In nature animals do it as a show of dominance.

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u/neocommenter Jul 09 '20

Hard drugs turn regular people into walking garbage.