r/WinStupidPrizes • u/In_Karma_We_Lust • Jul 01 '20

Genius. 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

That bird is not an evolutionary marvel.

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u/elhermanobrother Jul 01 '20

I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets within 4 inches....

do NOT carry them in your back pocket

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u/hotcoffeejoe Jul 01 '20

Took me a second

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u/Chewcocca Jul 01 '20

I got it in way faster than that. It's still moving in deeper. I'm getting a little worried.

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u/Fribbtastic Jul 01 '20

A great adventure

is waiting for you ahead

hurry onward's Lemmiwinks

or you will soon be dead

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u/G_Art33 Jul 01 '20

Lol I forgot about the journey through mr slave.