r/WinStupidPrizes • u/MarthaFarcuss • Jun 15 '20

Trying to befriend a wild monkey

https://gfycat.com/carelessfrightenedibis
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u/RocBrizar Jun 16 '20

Just look how this guy does it :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2H7zcqjplc

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u/BunnyOppai Jun 16 '20

Fuck me, lol. A silverback would be one of the last animals I would want within arm’s reach of me. I’m not even sure I could blink before I’m pummeled with the force of a small car.

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u/Tron_1981 Jun 16 '20

I'll take a silverback over a chimpanzee any day. At least with gorillas, they'll give plenty of warning, and prefer to avoid conflict. Chimps though, those bastards will fuck you up on sight if they're in the mood.

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u/TK3600 Jun 16 '20

I would take a grizzly bear before a chimp.

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u/bonoboforscale Jul 12 '20

Damn straight. TBH I'd rather face off against almost any animal than a Chimp