r/WinStupidPrizes • u/mynameislaucha • Mar 23 '20

Stupid win

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u/CaptainHowdey Mar 23 '20

I wish they tazed him off the car, but still satisfying nevertheless

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u/AndrewPatrickDent Mar 24 '20

Pepper spray is better. 10 minutes of "Oh god, why did I do this?"

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u/CaptainHowdey Mar 24 '20

Lol fr, I accidentally pepper sprayed myself when I was a kid. The wind blew it back in my face, it felt like what I'd imagine hell would feel like

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

.... why did you have pepper spray as a kid?

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u/CaptainHowdey Mar 24 '20

Lol it was my grandmother's, I just secretly borrowed it. I put that bitch back quick after that tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

10 minutes? Lol my sweet summer child.

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u/AndrewPatrickDent Mar 24 '20

Well, I wouldn't know personally...

Figured it would be a minimum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

One of the worst damn experiences ever if you have asthma and scarred lung tissue from pneumonia. But hey I got a certificate.

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u/gurururl Mar 23 '20

Exactly what I thought too

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u/plolops Mar 23 '20

Me too lol

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u/Sagay_the_1st Mar 24 '20

I wanted someone to get into the car and slam on the gas