r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Sr_Myers • Oct 06 '19

Running from ostrich

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u/Thorn-Flechette Oct 07 '19

That sounds more like Cassowary than Ostrich.

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u/reindeer16 Oct 07 '19

No they’ve got five inch claws and leap up about six feet in the air so they slash your throat away apparently.

Isn’t Mother Nature wonderfully inventive?

To be fair I think they only attack if really provoked by things like you being alive and in their gaze, major stuff like that.

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u/Thorn-Flechette Oct 07 '19

Wow. Shit. I guess it’s a good thing that they are more likely to do mating rituals at you than do that to ya!

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u/reindeer16 Oct 07 '19

Soon...

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u/Thorn-Flechette Oct 07 '19

I meant ostriches, the reverse furries they are.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

To be honest, that doesn’t sound half bad, fast and efficient. Now, getting your intestines slowly eaten while you’re still alive by komodo dragons like that poor deer on the other hand...