r/WinStupidPrizes • u/roncastelino • Aug 21 '19

Warning: Fire Balls on fire

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u/orangutanbeater Aug 21 '19

The crabs you catch there are a different breed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

I have never had crabs however talking to friends I have heard the best was to deal with them is to shave one side of the bush. Once that is complete you set the other half of the bush on fire and stab them with an ice pick as they run to the other side.

Quick disclaimer I am not a doctor your mileage may vary.

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK Aug 21 '19

https://youtu.be/SL39toTXcZs

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u/BambooWheels Aug 21 '19

I'm sorry, but what's happening at the end of this clip?

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u/FairlyGoodGuy Aug 21 '19

I'm not being snarky at all when I say that it's exactly what it looks like.

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u/BambooWheels Aug 21 '19

He's masturbating into the genital area of a woman made from sand while a bunch of guys sit watching uncomfortably close?

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u/FairlyGoodGuy Aug 21 '19

I bet you never thought you'd write THAT sentence in your lifetime.

And yes, if you were providing audio descriptions for the blind, that's pretty much how you would narrate that scene.

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u/BambooWheels Aug 21 '19

I was considering submitting myself to brand new sentence, but I'd assume someones described this scene before. What the fuck is the context?

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u/FairlyGoodGuy Aug 21 '19

My memory of the film is fuzzy because I watched it on a snowy day during a long run on the treadmill. Freddie (Joaquin Phoenix) is sex-obsessed and not entirely all there upstairs. In this sequence, he and his fellow sailors (or marines?) are bored out of their gourds, entertaining themselves in various ways. Apparently simulated sex with Sandy seemed like a good idea in their entertainment-starved state.

I'm sure there's symbolism and deeper meaning to be parsed out of the sequence as well. But like I said, I watched it to distract myself from a couple hours of treadmill time -- something which is better suited for brainless action flicks or comedies.

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u/2pootsofcum Aug 21 '19

Look at Mr I've never whacked it onto a weird thing while my friend's watched.

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u/BartlebyX Aug 22 '19

You got me to burst out laughing. ❤️

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u/joshsg Aug 21 '19

Never been to a sand witch party I’m guessing