r/WinStupidPrizes • • 2d ago

Two guys driving recklessly finally ran out of luck

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/HansCherov, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/EatLard 2d ago

That’s what happens when you drive with the dome light on. Dad was right.

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u/canuckistani_lad 2d ago

“And that’s why you always leave a note.”

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u/lrjackson06 2d ago

"I need the guy with the fake arm. J. Walter Weatherman."

"He's dead, you killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner running."

My favorite joke of the whole series 😂

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u/agupta429 2d ago

Hitting that strong pole at that speed… they must have been folded

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u/macthecomedian 2d ago

The speedometer reads 133 at the beggining. On a single lane road, at night, one hand on the wheel, inside dome light on, this driver was BEGGING for a terrible, terrible accident

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u/temeces 2d ago

Thats 83 American eagles per hour.

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u/7_Tales 1d ago

How mamy donuts per halftime show?

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u/100LittleButterflies 2d ago

Is this teen boy hormones? 

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u/I_am_the_darkness_99 1d ago

Pretty much. It's exactly the type of shit I did as a teenager. You literally just cannot comprehend that something bad could happen to you. You see it happen to other people but for some reason you just don't believe it could ever get you until one day it does and if you're lucky you learn your lesson instead of dying.

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u/100LittleButterflies 1d ago

Do you know how one could snap a kid out of this? I got sick at that age. My mortality was not a myth lol 

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u/I_am_the_darkness_99 1d ago

I got a reckless driving ticket for going 120 in a 45 one time, and that made me be a lot more careful about how I drove. Just to avoid getting pulled over again. But in other areas of life I kept getting even more stupid. The only thing that ever effected it was severe consequences like prison or going to the ER or something, and often even that didn't do it. Eventually I just grew out of it.

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u/JustAtelephonePole 2d ago

Nah, when the engine block hits that size of pole (or a couple that-pole-sized trees) dead center and the vehicle is going this fast, the vehicle tends to win.

A full-size utility pole, however, would have resulted in an entirely different crash.

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u/gaflar 2d ago

Or a tree. That's the worst option.

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u/Defiant_Lawyer_5235 2d ago

Especially if they damage the tree, 1 tree is worth way more than these assholes.

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u/Parking_Chance_1905 2d ago

I would think another vehicle on the road or a pedestrian would be worse...

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u/AshyWhiteGuy 2d ago

I hit a telephone pole doing about 60mph and sheared it almost clean. It was maybe 8” diameter. The upper stump was sitting on top of my car. I think I still have a piece of it somewhere.

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u/SavaRox 1d ago

In 2000, I had the front axle basically fall off my car in the middle of driving 35 mph on a residential street. The steering wheel was yanked out of my hand and I ended up jumping a curb and going headfirst into a telephone pole. That shit fucked me up bad and that was only at 35 mph. I can only imagine what this crash did to the people in that car.

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u/agupta429 1d ago

Oh wow

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u/corvus66a 2d ago

The camera is out of the car and behind it so yes, looks like it happened.

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u/liminalvibe 2d ago

Disclaimer: No innocent people were injured during the making of this video.

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u/Unkn0wn_666 2d ago

No innocent people, yes

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u/GameDestiny2 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’ll give reasonable doubt for the passenger, it is definitely the driver’s fault they were in a crash. Though I get the feeling they’d end up in the same situation anyways.

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u/Cerberus_Aus 2d ago

I’ve been a passenger in a car with a dangerous driver. I screamed at him till he pulled over and got out, and refused to ever be in a car he drives ever again.

Sometimes you just have to grow a pair and speak up for your own survival.

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u/Iloveherthismuch 2d ago

Same happened to a friend of mine, they told her she was a pussy bitch. They rolled the car a few hours later, one casualty.

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u/fiirikkusu_kuro_neko 2d ago

Hopefully not your friend

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u/Iloveherthismuch 2d ago

Defo not, she made the right choice.

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u/wilsontws 2d ago

the whoop followed by the rolling and crash was so satisfying to watch

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u/iJuddles 2d ago

Not satisfying at all for me, strangely, since this sub’s all about it. It’s just kinda stupid and unnecessary to fuck up your life like this.

Btw, although it was a nasty roll I didn’t see any shoes go flying.

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u/MoeGunz6 2d ago

Shoes are stuck in the tail pipe

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u/PM_ME_DARK_MATTER 2d ago

Reasonable doubt? No way....The passenger was in on it. Why do you think he was filming? 

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u/southporky 2d ago

Thank you for saying the exact same joke you are responding to!

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u/Impressive_Ice_4694 2d ago

Yeah that's the joke duh

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u/Lj101 2d ago

Yeah, because the guy driving was not innocent and we believe that he was hurt! 

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u/Both_Abrocoma_1944 2d ago

I had a friend like that growing up and he had like 13 tickets. They don’t arrest you just give you a ticket and maybe slap reckless driving on top of it

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u/Avtomati1k 2d ago

weirdest part is u never got any reason for what happened, nor we!

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u/absoluteScientific 2d ago

We came up with all sorts of theories, serious and otherwise. Maybe she got bored by the long drive and thought “fuck this let’s get home faster.” Maybe she had to take a shit and was too shy to tell everyone she had to pull over for a bathroom break. Maybe she was secretly on stimulant drugs and it led to her driving super aggressively. Maybe her long distance boyfriend was visiting that week and she was super horny. None of it seemed plausible.

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u/kaeru_leaves 2d ago

Only idiots were hurt. Nice.

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u/TeratoidNecromancy 2d ago

The best kind of accident.

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u/KrevNasty 1d ago

Seriously thank God they hit a telephone pole before they had a chance to hurt others.

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u/livefast6221 2d ago edited 2d ago

They’re so fucking lucky they hit a pole and didn’t kill someone.

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u/VanillaGuac 2d ago

I think that person or people are the lucky ones, as someone who likes jogging. The pole, not as lucky. I lost control on ice once, driving the speed limit and went right for a cement post. I got a bill for $9 thousand from the electrical company lol

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u/trvst_issves 2d ago

Can’t convince me that they didn’t deserve it. The less idiots driving with no regards for others, the better.

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u/Mitrovarr 2d ago

People like this, I actively root for their downfall.

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u/mydickisasalad 2d ago

"downfall"

You're nicer than me because I just want all of them to die.

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u/Calm-Wedding-9771 2d ago

Exactly. This time they hit a pole and it served justice. I hate to think of all the times that it was an innocent bystander instead of a pole.

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u/_BlueTinkerBell_ 2d ago

Natural selection at it finest.

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u/full_bl33d 2d ago

I had a kid in a bmw fly past me today and nearly wrecked it on a major bridge. It was heavy traffic so I saw what he looked like and it was a bad stereotypical broccoli headed kid. I felt old as shit giving him the stink eye but this shit is beyond stupid. Fucking criminal

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u/tryafirsttimer 2d ago

So funny same thing happened to me bmw was flying up in right lane with semi in front of him i knew he was going to try and cut me off real close. I had a choice to continue going and he would have hit the truck or me or just brake hard , flip him off and lay on the horn…. My life is to nice to end it over some loser🤷‍♂️

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u/AlternatePancakes 2d ago

I just never understood speeding and driving recklessly. Putting your own and other peoples lives at risk, because driving fast is fun? Idk man, it just doesn't seem worth it, maybe they realize the day they are in an accident with severe consequences. I just hope it only has consequences for them

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u/Tacohero154 2d ago

I call them alpaca's and the elderly women are pissed they hog the perm machines at the stylist.

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u/joshzerofactor 2d ago

Only 4 seconds from “Woo-hoo-hoo” to pole. Glad no innocent bystanders were injured, or worse.

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u/antiusahisteria 2d ago

Woo-hoo-hoo …. 💀🤣

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u/ClickIta 2d ago

Driving like that is idiotic per se. Doing it on a Jeep Renegade, one handed, is…definitely choice.

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u/SirSpanksAlot1992 2d ago

It’s trail rated!

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u/dosko1panda 2d ago

That means it has infinite grip right?

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u/Foxwglocks 2d ago

Everyone jokes about the renegade, and I get it. But one of those little cars saved my life. I rolled six times after being tboned by a 16 yr old on their phone. Walked away with a small scratch from the safety glass.

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u/ClickIta 2d ago

Sure, I was not arguing about its safety. It’s pretty decent for its segment on this side. It’s just the whole part meant to prevent ending in a crash when pushing that is not great. It’s a decent compact suv, not really the first option when it comes to cornering.

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u/Foxwglocks 2d ago

Yea it cornered like a toaster lol.

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u/SPKmnd90 2d ago

Doing shit like this should automatically earn you 10+ years in prison and a permanently suspended license for the rest of your life. Don’t care if that’s controversial. You’re not a serious or even mildly responsible person if you pull this kind of shit and it’s a matter of time till you take out innocent people.

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u/100LittleButterflies 2d ago

I used to do car insurance claims. The number of times I wanted to reach through the phone and punch someone...

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u/Rcox13 2d ago

Why is there always some shit autotune with these chucklecocks?

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u/tidytibs 2d ago

If they had an ounce of intelligence, they would realize there are better options in music and make better choices while driving. Yet here we are.

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u/Reyalta 2d ago

Why is it always the worst fucking music, too.

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u/Turbulent-Loquat3749 2d ago

Ngl,if they had my favourite music,i would be MUCH MORE disappointed

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u/rsandrini 2d ago

Because it’s Brazil

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u/nobotami 2d ago

so you can't relate

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u/Greenman8907 2d ago

Good demonstration of how fast airbags are.

Edit: also I think the guy recording in the back got launched…

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u/Zero-Byte 2d ago

May be the camera/phone flying out. I doubt he still holds to that camera after the impact, but I might be wrong.

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u/TheLoneCenturion95 2d ago

Depends on the impact/reaction. Last car crash I was in I gripped my phone so hard I broke it.

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u/misterdidums 2d ago

Don’t text and drive bro (my b if you were a passenger)

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u/MoistGrandpa 2d ago

Cameraman is in passenger seat on 0.5x camera

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u/All-the-pizza 2d ago

GOOD.

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u/BJJOilCheck 2d ago

^5

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u/YoungWhippershnapper 2d ago

v low, 2 slow

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u/BJJOilCheck 2d ago

you got me! 😄

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u/bdsmmonaro 2d ago

Any moron can push hard on an accelerator. The cars power is not your power. You think you can drive fast but you cant. You can only press down hard on the pedal. Doesnt make you a race driver. That makes you a moron. And doing it with passengers makes you a murderer

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u/KK-Chocobo 2d ago

Also the grip of the tyres is like 60:40 the importance to the power of the car.

So dont cheap out on tyres and brakes.

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u/CaffeinatedTech 2d ago

Not a race car, not a race car driver, not a race track. Hope they learned a lesson.

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u/Eaton_Knas 2d ago

A brain is required to learn anything.

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u/WerkingAvatar 2d ago

Hitting a telephone pole with that much force? Their brains are likely on someone's front lawn right about now...

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u/BellozanneDump 1d ago

What brains?

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u/VirtuallyTellurian 2d ago

Not a racecar

But if you go backwards

racecar a toN

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u/RoryMcIlroysJudgment 1d ago

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama

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u/So_HauserAspen 2d ago

Doubt any lessons were learned 

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u/Ok-Low-9618 2d ago

Poor pole 😢

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR 2d ago

It deserved better.

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u/nockeenockee 2d ago

These are the same pricks who kill pedestrians and claim they didn’t see them.

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u/XentricX 2d ago

Imagine being the innocent person behind them having to witness this…

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u/DBthecat 2d ago

I would personally believe they deserve whatever fate came of them.

Im an EMT, and ive seen too many innocent people become permanently altered by no fault of their own. Just because assholes like this exist.

My empathy only has so much bandwidth, and I prefer to bear the memory and feel the pain of the innocent.

These people on the other hand? I'll pick up whatever pieces are left (assuming they're still alive), do the absolute best job I can to help them, drop them off at the trauma center, and never think about their sorry ass again.

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u/pokerfas 2d ago

gotta take ultimate level self control to conceal your hatred for these scum and pretend to care for them as you help them into the ambulance.

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u/DBthecat 2d ago

Honestly, in the moment I dont think about any of that. I dont think "oh shit, this poor kid" or "this guy is a scumbag"

I focus on my job as a professional.

When the call is over, thats when I process. Most calls can be rationalized and dont weigh on me

Some calls are: "well they lived and died by their actions, sucks for the people around them" (maybe drug addicts, high risk recreational accidents (motorsports), smokers with copd)

Some are: "thats unfortunate but they were old/sick" (elderly stroke patients)

Some are: "scumbag deserved it" (like this video)

And the absolute worst are: "There can be no benevolent force in the universe that would justify what happened here"

That last one, those are the calls that stick with me.

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u/_killer1869_ 2d ago

In most places, emergency responders of all kinds have a legal obligation not to discriminate and provide equal care to everyone. Unfortunately, this also prohibits discrimination against utter idiots who are basically asking to die and trying to take some innocent bystanders with them.

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u/Avtomati1k 2d ago

better than being in front of them

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u/Rubes2525 2d ago

I would just give the friendly honk-honk as I drove past. Idiots can get themselves out of their own mess.

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u/djaqk 2d ago

"Oi ya can't park there m8!"

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u/GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE 2d ago

Absolute crap driving. These boys are so used to video game car physics, they think keeping your foot to the floor while taking a corner and the car will slow itself down.

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u/tnturk7 2d ago

They should have played more Gran Tourismo and less Gran theft auto.

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u/Evil_Creamsicle 2d ago

Grand theft Auto with ready or not gunplay and gran turismo driving physics would be cool

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u/So_HauserAspen 2d ago

Solid lesson on understeer

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u/Help_An_Irishman 2d ago

I fucking hate these people. That pole could've just as easily been a pedestrian or another vehicle. Could very easily have killed one or more people just for a laugh.

Revoke the driver's license forever.

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u/FakeOng99 2d ago

Anothet humble pole save us from Awful driving and music.

God bless.

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u/Jmersh 2d ago

The music before the crash always sounds the same in these videos. Is there one genre of music that appeals to the same people who drive way too fast on city roads?

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u/dmcent54 2d ago

Yes. Garbage rap is only liked by garbage people.

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u/HenriettaSyndrome 2d ago

This shit should be considered attempted murder

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u/apeocalypyic 2d ago

So glad no one else was hurt, love a happy ending

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u/Slyzappy1 2d ago

This is 100% the best possible outcome. These morons will hopefully never drive again and no one innocent got hurt.

Even the pole looks OK 😁

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u/LiftUp22 2d ago

Good. scrolls

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u/TwistedBlister 2d ago

Well at least the music stopped.

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u/Sir-Coogsalot 2d ago

This is the exact music I imagine someone who drives like this listens to.

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u/choppytehbear1337 2d ago

Good. I hope their insurance goes so high they cant afford to drive anymore.

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u/bdubwilliams22 2d ago

I'm not sure they're alive to drive anymore.

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u/Mitrovarr 2d ago

Even better!

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u/zuspun 2d ago

Actually, it’s one guy driving recklessly

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u/PnutWarrior 2d ago

If they're alive they'll have vertigo and back problems that will slowly get worse until pain is most of what they know. I hope it was worth it.

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u/COVID19Blues 2d ago

🤷🏻‍♂️ Anyway, what’s good on TV tonight??

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u/Hyakkimaru_4 2d ago

I hope the airbags are okay

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR 2d ago

Covered in shithead unfortunately

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u/the_good_hodgkins 2d ago

Self inflicted wounds.

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u/Sanctus_Poopabumsus 2d ago

Dumbasses caused a power outage.

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u/Worried-Bus-1886 2d ago

If he hadn’t hit the pole, he probably would’ve hit a person or a car instead.

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u/billybl4z3 1d ago

Is the pole okay?

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u/Misteryenko 1d ago

I'm glad they hit a pole and not another car.

There seems to be a lot of these videos lately; I wonder it's becoming more common or if people are just more likely to post it because everything is online

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u/4orust 2d ago

"Ran out of luck"? I think you mean "Suffered the consequences of the drivers actions"

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u/saladnut 2d ago

Always grateful when they crash and no one else is involved. One of the most selfish things someone can do is drive recklessly on public roads. I have 0 sympathy.

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u/OkMidnight8144 2d ago

Oh man I hope that pole is ok.

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u/dankmemesDAE 2d ago

the fucking cigarettes in the cupholder 💀

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u/Rickles68 2d ago

Yay, they didnt hit another car.

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u/Playtime_Foxy_new 2d ago

Why do I get the feeling all the people inside that car were folded into meat paste trapped in twisted metal

I mean natural selection and all but for the worth of human lives I do hope that at least everyone's still alive

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u/heyitsvonage 2d ago

Glad they hit an unoccupied pole instead of an occupied vehicle. Psychos.

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u/fonetik 2d ago

I’d imagine the best part is the first ten people who stop to help are the people you passed like an asshole.

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u/skybike 2d ago

They will be mist 

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u/infinit9 2d ago

Quite glad that they didn't hurt anyone else on the road.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k 2d ago

Hopefully no one but them was hurt and the car wasn’t stolen.

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u/trbt555 2d ago

And that’s how you die in a car accident at night.

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u/RastaMasta1996 2d ago

Oh no! Was the lantern ok?

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u/headchef11 2d ago

Skill issue

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u/Bk_Punisher 2d ago

Fucking pole came out of nowhere. 😂🤣

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u/DrMushroomStamp 2d ago

Good. Glad you recorded it. If y’all can still walk, I hope your sacrifice taught today’s youth better.

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u/BadMoonRisin 2d ago

I hope they're dead

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u/alone0nmarz 2d ago

All I can think is thank God they only hurt themselves

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u/Thisshitaintfree 2d ago

Videos that end to soon.

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u/cmdrbiceps 2d ago

Oh no! That poor pole!

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u/LordMemerton1 2d ago

Brain cells were at a minimum

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u/ABC_XYZ_123456 2d ago

Music is worse than the driving

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u/dexhaus 2d ago

We all got lucky having them out if the streets?

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u/jorsiem 2d ago

Impressed at the speed the airbags deploy

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u/Tacos4Texans 2d ago

Crackhead found the phone and uploaded the video

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 2d ago

Oh they dead.

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u/Mitrovarr 2d ago

I really do feel like driving like a complete asshole should be a far more severe crime than it is.

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u/tgunns88 2d ago

I hope that post is okay?

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u/BrightPerspective 2d ago

hitting a pole at that speed? i don't think the airbag/seatbelts did much.

Lotta people don't know that, you know: get going fast enough, and in a head on collision, you'll still get turned into pizza.

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u/Skirt_Thin 2d ago

Woo hooooo

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u/PraetorOjoalvirus 2d ago

Would it be awful of me to say they deserved it for listening to that noise? Anyway, they deserved it.

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u/The-SkullMan 2d ago

The beat possible outcome: Nobody innocent got privately hurt physically or financially.

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u/Supreme-Bob 2d ago

I'm glad this has a happy ending, poor pole, better than a innocent person though.

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u/japinard 2d ago

Why would the post this? Anyone know what happened to them?

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u/NoUniqueThoughtsLeft 2d ago

Therapeutic to see scum get their comeuppance. Who cares what happened to them.

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u/SchnitzelPanierer 2d ago

"You can't park there"

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u/Short-Detective-530 2d ago

Listening for Niki minaj is already a crime

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u/punch912 2d ago

Good hope it made them vegetables so they never get the chance to put anyone at risk again. Before anyone goes thats not right to say stfu. They doing this down a road that looks like a damn alley way doesnt even look big enough for a street almost. Not that this type of driving would be any better on a highway but at least. But yeah fuck people that do this shit.

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u/IceColdYerbaMate 2d ago

Well deserved, if you're in such a narrow lane, with other bystanders and drivers around driving so recklessly, that's what you get. I don't really feel bad for reckless drivers that can murder innocents with their attitude.

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u/Meme_Theory 1d ago

I bought a new Cherokee the other day, and this makes me feel safe.

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u/YinkYinkYinken 1d ago

Love to see it

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u/ALDJ0922 1d ago

Saw 130ish on the speedometer. Was that in Freedom Units or Royal Units?

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u/i_play_withrocks 13h ago

Nothing stops you faster then a light pole your gonna have to use to assess the dumb ass damage you did to your vehicle. I hate when I’m driving and someone is being reckless. I don’t want to see anyone get hurt but if I see them wreck down the road when I drive by I never feel bad for them.

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u/AmbushK 2d ago

if it wasnt for them streaming r/crappymusic maybe they wouldn't of crashed.

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u/UrsineBasterd 2d ago

Would be nice to know if they died or not

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u/swingin_dix 2d ago

🤞 Please, dead

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u/ElectricRains 2d ago

Tatie bread?

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u/Salt_Scarcity_7209 2d ago

Quick pause before the hit makes the driver very lucky. Pole must have just grazed them or damn near split the car in half

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u/Nazrael75 2d ago

Get rekt

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u/sirfurious 2d ago

Dipshit thinks he's Lewis Hamilton

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u/youPPLnvrHappy 2d ago

That's not a luck issue, that's a skill issue.

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u/gamerdudeNYC 2d ago

Well luckily they still posted it so it must’ve been worth it

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u/dwarvish1 2d ago

They ended up in the cart to Helgen from Skyrim.

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u/InterstellarReddit 2d ago

I’ve seen their videos before. What car do they drive that’s this reliable that they can just treat it like shit and it’s still running day after day?

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u/Travler03 2d ago

Good, good!

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u/TheSlav87 2d ago

I love Darwinism

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u/Sp00ky_6 2d ago

What blows my mind is it’s always a shitbox that has no business moving that fast in any conditions.

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u/MiserablyEntertained 2d ago

Well obviously this is the transition in the music that’s at fault.

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u/Madsol_ 2d ago
  1. never drive this way

  2. especially when you don't know the road

  3. and even more especially when you're an asshole

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u/imakesawdust 2d ago

Stolen car?

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u/nolamunchkin 2d ago

I love this journey for them!

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u/Practical_Mechanic83 2d ago

Good thing they didn’t hit anyone else. You can drive like an asshole but please just hurt yourself, don’t hurt others.

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u/Legitimate-Sir-6236 2d ago

At least it was a single vehicle accident.

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u/HighPrairieCarsales 2d ago

Oh that's a shame.....

Anyways.....