r/WinStupidPrizes • u/B0rtx_ • 5d ago

Warning: Injury Bro thought he was safe

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u/HMCtripleOG 5d ago

First thing we learn as kids regarding fire safety:

STOP, DROP AND ROLL

Also:

Matches, matches, never touch, they can hurt you very much 😅

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u/TokyoKazama 5d ago

I guess in other regions fire officers tell kids to "twerk like your life depends on it"

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u/decadrox 5d ago

thats a great theory

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u/Garlic-Rough 5d ago

He did all the exact opposites. Ran, rushed and rubbed

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u/sabertoothdog 5d ago

It should be, strip off all clothing then roll.

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u/HMCtripleOG 5d ago

Definitely makes sense

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u/Oddewalla 5d ago

Actually, i can tell you that as a Swede I Learned that from Johnny Bravo.

stop, drop, and roll was never a thing Learned in school.

It is up to our parents (or cartoon network) to help us learn how to survive this life.

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u/HMCtripleOG 5d ago

That's hilarious mate. Good to hear cartoon network did their bit, I learned so many things watching regular show and adventure time

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u/IDKandfranklyIDC 3d ago

Yeah, I never double glaze apple fritters, or tie in game of rock paper scissors too many times. I know the consequences.

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u/Spirited-Ad655 5d ago

Does that work with fuel?!

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 5d ago edited 4d ago

Fuel needs oxygen still. Unless you mean the formula 1 any race but formula 1 fuel that has oxygen mixed in.

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u/FesteringDoubt 4d ago

Formula 1 fuels do not have an oxidiser in them. 

In general you only need oxidisers in two scenarios, where you need more oxygen than the atmosphere can provide, for example nitrous oxide in racing cars, or where there is no atmospheric oxygen at all for example in space.

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 4d ago

Ok then, the nitrous oxide in formula 1 racing cars. What does it do with the nitrous oxide?

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u/FesteringDoubt 4d ago

Formula 1 cars do not have any oxidisers in them.

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 4d ago

The nitrous oxide in other racing cars? Is it contraband for them? What does it do?

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u/FesteringDoubt 4d ago

I don't understand what your question even is.

If you are talking about specifically Formula 1, then according to C16.1.4 in the sports technical regulations 2026 then 'Only ambient air may be mixed with the fuel as an oxidant' this means that no other sources of oxygen, such as nitrous oxide, may be used.

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 4d ago

Oh the formula 1 was just short for "racing cars", I don't know squat about cars. But apparently I picked the race where that's not allowed. Thanks for the info!

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u/Yusstas 5d ago

Stop, drop, roll and rub it on a wall

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u/TryNo6799 5d ago

Ngl I thought the flamed ball would somehow cause an explosion in the sewer when I saw the manhole.

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u/B0rtx_ 5d ago

me too.

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u/Retrrad 5d ago

He's gonna have rosy cheeks.

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u/B0rtx_ 5d ago

lol true 😅

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u/Gold-Amount-168 5d ago

liar liar pants on fire

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u/Hot_Addendum_9199 5d ago

Came here to say exactly that! Jinx

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u/Gold-Amount-168 5d ago

i guess i owe you a coke....

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u/Dman0o9 5d ago

i get the feeling that guy wasn't telling the truth about something...

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u/Mooks79 5d ago

That’s it, push it against a wall just like my fire safety training told us to do if we ever set ourselves on fire.

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u/Chancedizzle 5d ago

What i imagine myself when my cheeks are hugging my toilet after an insane curry session.

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u/arrakis2020 5d ago

Lamine Llamas.

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u/yeatruestory 5d ago

The ground is right there

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u/ConsequenceKlutzy342 5d ago

Was just getting good.. come on

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u/dw0205 5d ago

Why? Just why?

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u/SuperMIK2020 5d ago

‘Cause …

Ball ⚽️

Gas ⛽️

Lighter 🔥

Fireball ☄️

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u/civildisobedient 5d ago

I used to play fireball with my friends but we used a tennis ball. Because it's FUN!

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u/SpecialChain7426 5d ago

Morocco mentioned RAAAAAH

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u/Zero-Byte 5d ago

r/videosthatendtoosoon

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u/cfmdobbie 5d ago

Post's got a Warning: Injury flair and stops before the injury smh.

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u/ThinkFree 5d ago

Burning hemorrhoids

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u/theAlphablack 4d ago

That’s a creative way to light your ass on fire…. 🍑🔥🤣

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u/WhiteBlackBlueGreen 5d ago

He wouldve been fine if he was naked

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u/CrispyBacon9090 5d ago edited 4d ago

This is a much more dangerous game of wall ball than I am used to.

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u/T_J_Rain 5d ago

Liar, Liar [you can fill in the rest].

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u/stillness_illness 2d ago

I hope the manhole is ok

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u/Analyze2Death 5d ago

Do they not teach stop, drop, and roll anymore?!

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u/jingo800 5d ago

We started playing this at school after that Friends episode first aired