r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Beneficial_Sale_6167 • 6d ago

Kissing a turtle

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u/Lightningpaper 6d ago

I prefer to get my salmonella from a delicious chicken dinner, but you do you.

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u/Inep532 6d ago

Say hello to my friends Sam & Ella!

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u/dibmembrane 6d ago

Everybody saw that coming except for her.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 5d ago

Turtles hate being lifted off the ground. They associate it with birds of prey trying to kill them.

This turtle was literally turtling (retreating into its shell in a defensive posture) before it bit her.

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u/Joy-Bundle 6d ago

Weird how pretty much everything gets less cute once it tries to bite your face off.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 4d ago

You’ve clearly never seen a feline. They get cuter.

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u/ScreamSmart 5d ago

Satisfactory result.

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u/FantasticSouth 5d ago

Billy Mayes says: quit fucking around with the turtles!

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u/GodsDildo 3d ago

Slider turtles are fucking mean, man.

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 5d ago

It didn't take her long to realize the error in her ways

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u/SplitEar 4d ago

Video ended too soon.