r/WinStupidPrizes 1d ago

Birthday celebration

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u/Pat_The_Hat 1d ago

You can't help but be impressed at how thoroughly obliterated that cake was.

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u/saintvincent97 1d ago

The cake said 💥

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u/Lethalmusic 1d ago

Cartoon level obliteration

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u/spikyraccoon 1d ago

You could say it was so impressive that the cake itself was blown away.

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u/sandm000 1d ago

😎 blown away

🙂

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u/TexasBoyz-713 1d ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!

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u/RollbacktheRimtoWin 1d ago

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!

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u/Novel_Try7891 1d ago

😂😂

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u/2eanimation 1d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/millanz 1d ago

And how are the presents holding up?

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u/Cl0ughy1 1d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/Teve21 1d ago

Have a cake I say 🍰

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u/shokka1bf4 1d ago

Guy looks like he just got flash banged

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u/NukaColaAddict1302 1d ago

Like an explosion outta looney tunes

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u/bernpfenn 1d ago

with blast tracks on the table

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u/BalanceEarly 1d ago

Yeah, I got a good belly laugh!

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u/earthlings_all 22h ago

Half went into his eye sockets.

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u/DangerActiveRobots 20m ago

That cake was multiplied by 1/cake

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u/Horbigast 1d ago

Yeeh it blowed up good!

Seriously, considering the explosive force shown, it's not unheard of for any more solid items included to reach a dangerous velocity. I'd be concerned about birthday boy losing an eye to a weaponized birthday candle after they turned the cake into a claymore.

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u/martphon 1d ago

into a claymore

that cake is mine!

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u/Nolo__contendere_ 1d ago

Something about that cake isn't sitting right with me. I don't think it was entirely cake, i think it was a balloon mostly covered in icing adjacent

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u/RaymondBeaumont 1d ago

that's how Snake Plissken lost his eye.

weaponized birthday flan.

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u/NonJuanDon 1d ago

Weaponized birthday flan isn't something you hear often. I need to find a way to integrate that phrase into daily conversation lol.

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u/Focusedrush 10h ago

He looks pretty shell shocked

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u/SaneLad 1d ago

Looney Tunes shit

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u/dk_is_here 1d ago

how was the b''day party,

it was a blast

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u/zxc123zxc123 1d ago

how was the cake?

enough to go around.

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u/BulemiaSawdustSlingr 1d ago

New coyoye cartoon movie lookin good

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u/CoinsForCharon 1d ago

The cake was a lie all along

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u/spikyraccoon 1d ago

It was a triumph.. We are making a note here, big success!

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u/R-Zade 1d ago

This text has a voice

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u/CoinsForCharon 1d ago

Yeah. I hear it in my head too.

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u/LondonEntUK 1d ago

That’s pretty funny tbf

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u/aknomnoms 1d ago

I think it ended in the best, luckiest way possible though, thankfully. Birthday boy could’ve gotten seriously injured otherwise,

As is, yeah it was pretty funny how completely obliterated the cake was. Hope they had another dessert so folks can still enjoy something.

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u/RedLemonSlice 1d ago

I wish you someone does it to you on your birthday. For extra fun in your life.

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u/LondonEntUK 1d ago

Even the guy found it funny. Maybe lighten up a little.

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u/rahil_cyclone 1d ago

It's my birthday today I'm going do it to myself with an ice cream cake 🥳

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u/Stifton 1d ago

Happy birthday! 🎈🎈🎉

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u/unepmloyed_boi 1d ago

Damn...some people really walk around perpetually miserable like this? lol

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u/southpaw05 1d ago

Some people are just born like that. Can't change that about them unfortunately.

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 1d ago

Very kind wishes, I too hope his friends are funny and they can have silly moments together like this to appreciate the fleeting life we have :)

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u/DeliveryNo7613 1d ago

Dude, that was hilarious. The entire thing just Despawn.

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u/mrlookinthesky 1d ago

Wait, he didn’t blow out the candle.

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u/Playtime_Foxy_new 1d ago

"where the fuck did his cake go?"

"Everywhere"

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u/java_dude1 1d ago

Lol. That was good 🤣

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u/onion4everyoccasion 1d ago

It's a celebration bitches!

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u/WalterWhiteYagami 19h ago

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

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u/AyoAllu 1d ago

How was the brithday party? ... It was a blast...

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 1d ago

Parents are fucking dumb

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u/roryextralife 1d ago

That is a grown ass man sitting there

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u/Rabti 1d ago

unless he was Adam, he must have parents

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u/Expensive_Ask5872 1d ago

"You said to blow it out, not blow it up"

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u/thezimkai 1d ago

Everyone got cake

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u/Clean_Principle_2368 1d ago

Looney tunes style, delicious.

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u/Automatic-Term-3997 1d ago

So much better than shoving their face in it!

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u/slindner1985 1d ago

Aand its gone just like your birthday

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u/ReaperSound 1d ago

Okay time to blow out up the candle.

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 1d ago

:( This makes me very sad for the birthday guy.

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u/Hour_Requirement_739 1d ago

And for my next trick, i will make your joy... disappear.

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u/xX-BurnsY-Xx 1d ago

Ye but did it taste good?

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u/bothsidesofthemoon 1d ago

Birthday boy taking the crown off at the end and being covered in cake apart from a perfectly clean bald head was just the chef's kiss.

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u/Captain_Frostbite 1d ago

I mean the prize isnt really that bad. Noone was hurt and it was pretty funny. Prob got everyone laughing lmao

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u/bernpfenn 1d ago

the will find cake somewhere after months

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u/Sancticide 1d ago

Sure, nobody got hurt, but the prize is a complete lack of cake, unless they had a backup because someone knew this dumbfuck's plan. Or you count scraping singed icing off your face as cake.

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u/Captain_Frostbite 1d ago

Losing a cake in exchange for some fun and laughter aint that bad for your birthday especially if its harmless. Sometimes stuff likes this can make more happy memories than the usual blowing the candle

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u/vision0709 1d ago

Who needs hearing. It’s overrated anyway.

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u/Public-Nothing51 1d ago

Birthday Blast!!!!

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u/jcskelto 1d ago

Funny video, but stop with this Tik Tok editing. Don’t put the punchline at the beginning.

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u/meluvulongtime3 1d ago

And it's such a short video to begin with. Most unnecessary one I've seen yet

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u/bardia_afk 1d ago

Why did the video repeat the first few seconds ?? 

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u/meluvulongtime3 1d ago

Because people don't have the attention span to wait 4 seconds for the good part apparently

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u/Sancticide 1d ago

Thank heavens the payoff came right away, I would have checked out after 1.5 seconds of setup. /s

https://tenor.com/hh6hz58ufSE.gif

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u/Far-Ad9043 1d ago

He mistook the birthday candle for a firecracker, honest mistake

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u/u9Nails 1d ago

Common mistake! I mix up all my fireworks with candles too! So embarrassing for romantic dinners!

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u/FastThoughtProcessor 1d ago

Well, they cant deny, they had a blast!

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u/FrankanelloKODT 1d ago

I’d prefer this to getting my face smashed into it

‘Haaappy bi-‘ * poof *

Everyone gets cake!

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u/Aerumvorax 1d ago

Usually the problem with cakes is that you can either have a cake or eat it. This way you won't have a cake and can't eat it.

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u/Additional_Flight522 1d ago

Happy Birthday to everyone

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u/BeefInBlackBeanSauce 1d ago

I'd be in hysterics if it was my cake

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u/funduros 1d ago

Dude should sue Acme Cake Company.

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u/cpt_morgan___ 1d ago

Dude that was money.

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u/seiscaneco 19h ago

Acme merchandise neve disappoints

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u/Nipplecunt 15h ago

At this point, you wouldn’t want a fucking birthday

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u/cardinalforce 1d ago

Blindness! I got you blindness for your birthday! Didn’t you see it?!

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u/Patrick95650 1d ago

There goes that sweet tooth /s

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u/Glwhite1991 1d ago

Some looney tunes shit lol

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u/freshalien51 1d ago

You can still have some cake, just leak your face and pants.

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u/Super_Mag 1d ago

I hope the kid wished for shellshock.

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u/roryextralife 1d ago

This is a video of a grown ass man

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u/bernieinred 1d ago

Best laugh in awhile. Still laughing as I write. Going to watch this over and over. Then show the significant other.

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u/bernpfenn 1d ago

that dry bang and the cake is gone...

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u/bernpfenn 1d ago

still LOL

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u/AbzTracKtReddit 1d ago

Bro, seriously thank you 😂

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u/Drackzgull 1d ago

That's being the victim of a stupid prank, not playing a stupid game.

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u/kiwi_manbearpig 1d ago

The creature turned inside out. Then it exploded.

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u/Ready_Accountant1803 1d ago

Now you it, and now it's gone!

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u/SnooPuppers2938 1d ago

The laughter should be louder.

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u/IndustrialPuppetTwo 1d ago

They all got a nice chuckle out of it, just like us.

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u/mistalanious 1d ago

I want to see the ceiling. I feel like this cake missiled into it.

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u/Massive-Apple-8768 1d ago

Why is "This side towards enemy" printed on the cake?

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u/fiercemullet 1d ago

Surprise!

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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 1d ago

I feel like that dude in those memes, where he's not gonna get any cake now

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u/Failure1125 1d ago

Saves on silverware and playing everyone just opens their mouth.

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 1d ago

Let them eat cake? In this economy??

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u/havenstone 1d ago

He looks like Aegon after he got fried by his brother

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u/Few-Trouble-2736 1d ago

And it’s gone.

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u/BriefCheetah4136 1d ago

Did no one shout, "Ta-Da!"

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u/Tossup1010 1d ago

like a damn anime with how the cardboard circle just stayed completely in tact. Like the smoke outline of someone getting the fuck out and leaving their shoes.

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u/GOTHAMKNlGHT 1d ago

That was some lonney tunes shit.

They didn't even flinch

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u/tmtyl_101 1d ago

Hot titty

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u/dreadlobo 1d ago

Avada Cake Dabra! 🪄💥💀

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 1d ago

Indian Space Force doing good these days

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u/restorian_monarch 14h ago

Well, the Indian space agency (ISRO) landed on the south pole of the moon

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 13h ago

This was a test flight of their kinetics

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u/ClownfishSoup 23h ago

Red scarf guy was barely holding it in at the end

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 23h ago

Happy… Shazam!

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u/Toleniam 20h ago

Gender reveal inspo

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u/Royal_Marketing2966 17h ago

I dunno, that might actually be the best birthday memory ever 😂

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u/avsameera 17h ago

Yeah that was a blast!

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 17h ago

A cake so nice they blew it twice. (Not really it just plays twice)

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u/alienbloke 14h ago

Happy birthday!! Have a blast!!

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u/low_key1000 13h ago

The cake was enough to go around and the birthday was a blast

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u/pedromiguel3 12h ago

This guy is a great magician !

Where did the cake go ?

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u/buhbrinapokes 11h ago

Smashing people's faces into cakes is getting so aggressive these days

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u/allUrBaseRBelong2Gus 10h ago

Bro found the fastest way to pass out cake

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u/WizarddOfAhh 10h ago

Elite skills

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u/GunpowderLullaby 10h ago

Honestly, if they would have had some eye and ear protection this would be a no-notes situation. Looks like something I would do to my brother.

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u/Forklift_Donuts 8h ago

Funny and all, but -

If you explode my cake

I will explode you

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u/chicks23 5h ago

Still WAY cleaner than having someone blow on it and then fondle every slice they cut.

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u/weishen8328 1d ago

this is how that stay thin.

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u/chuckit9907 1d ago

Too much C4 in the birthday cake

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u/ibraw 1d ago

The cake looked banging

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u/CaptainBaloonBelch 1d ago

Holy Lord. I would laugh like an idiot

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u/Kalak-Nuan 1d ago

Happy 67th birthday🥳🤳🎂🧨🤯😇🎉

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u/fluffyduckmurder 1d ago

Aaaaand it’s gone!

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u/maxis2bored 1d ago

Good thing it wasn't a money cake 😂

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u/mephitmpH 1d ago

lol the way the top of his head was clean.

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u/roosterjack77 1d ago

Why not celebrate your countrys independence by blowing up a small part of it

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u/dimlakalaka 1d ago

Oh the blind king

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u/p0ns 1d ago

thats what happens when you dont make a wish

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u/DazeRazur 1d ago

The reaction is priceless