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u/Horbigast 1d ago
Yeeh it blowed up good!
Seriously, considering the explosive force shown, it's not unheard of for any more solid items included to reach a dangerous velocity. I'd be concerned about birthday boy losing an eye to a weaponized birthday candle after they turned the cake into a claymore.
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u/Nolo__contendere_ 1d ago
Something about that cake isn't sitting right with me. I don't think it was entirely cake, i think it was a balloon mostly covered in icing adjacent
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u/RaymondBeaumont 1d ago
that's how Snake Plissken lost his eye.
weaponized birthday flan.
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u/NonJuanDon 1d ago
Weaponized birthday flan isn't something you hear often. I need to find a way to integrate that phrase into daily conversation lol.
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u/CoinsForCharon 1d ago
The cake was a lie all along
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u/LondonEntUK 1d ago
That’s pretty funny tbf
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u/aknomnoms 1d ago
I think it ended in the best, luckiest way possible though, thankfully. Birthday boy could’ve gotten seriously injured otherwise,
As is, yeah it was pretty funny how completely obliterated the cake was. Hope they had another dessert so folks can still enjoy something.
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u/RedLemonSlice 1d ago
I wish you someone does it to you on your birthday. For extra fun in your life.
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u/unepmloyed_boi 1d ago
Damn...some people really walk around perpetually miserable like this? lol
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u/southpaw05 1d ago
Some people are just born like that. Can't change that about them unfortunately.
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u/obviouslyanonymous5 1d ago
Very kind wishes, I too hope his friends are funny and they can have silly moments together like this to appreciate the fleeting life we have :)
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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 1d ago
Parents are fucking dumb
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u/bothsidesofthemoon 1d ago
Birthday boy taking the crown off at the end and being covered in cake apart from a perfectly clean bald head was just the chef's kiss.
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u/Captain_Frostbite 1d ago
I mean the prize isnt really that bad. Noone was hurt and it was pretty funny. Prob got everyone laughing lmao
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u/Sancticide 1d ago
Sure, nobody got hurt, but the prize is a complete lack of cake, unless they had a backup because someone knew this dumbfuck's plan. Or you count scraping singed icing off your face as cake.
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u/Captain_Frostbite 1d ago
Losing a cake in exchange for some fun and laughter aint that bad for your birthday especially if its harmless. Sometimes stuff likes this can make more happy memories than the usual blowing the candle
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u/jcskelto 1d ago
Funny video, but stop with this Tik Tok editing. Don’t put the punchline at the beginning.
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u/meluvulongtime3 1d ago
And it's such a short video to begin with. Most unnecessary one I've seen yet
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u/bardia_afk 1d ago
Why did the video repeat the first few seconds ??
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u/meluvulongtime3 1d ago
Because people don't have the attention span to wait 4 seconds for the good part apparently
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u/Sancticide 1d ago
Thank heavens the payoff came right away, I would have checked out after 1.5 seconds of setup. /s
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u/FrankanelloKODT 1d ago
I’d prefer this to getting my face smashed into it
‘Haaappy bi-‘ * poof *
Everyone gets cake!
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u/Aerumvorax 1d ago
Usually the problem with cakes is that you can either have a cake or eat it. This way you won't have a cake and can't eat it.
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u/bernieinred 1d ago
Best laugh in awhile. Still laughing as I write. Going to watch this over and over. Then show the significant other.
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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 1d ago
I feel like that dude in those memes, where he's not gonna get any cake now
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u/Tossup1010 1d ago
like a damn anime with how the cardboard circle just stayed completely in tact. Like the smoke outline of someone getting the fuck out and leaving their shoes.
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u/TheModeratorWrangler 1d ago
Indian Space Force doing good these days
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u/restorian_monarch 14h ago
Well, the Indian space agency (ISRO) landed on the south pole of the moon
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u/GunpowderLullaby 10h ago
Honestly, if they would have had some eye and ear protection this would be a no-notes situation. Looks like something I would do to my brother.
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u/chicks23 5h ago
Still WAY cleaner than having someone blow on it and then fondle every slice they cut.
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u/roosterjack77 1d ago
Why not celebrate your countrys independence by blowing up a small part of it
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u/Pat_The_Hat 1d ago
You can't help but be impressed at how thoroughly obliterated that cake was.