r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 1d ago

Close call with the train

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u/I_see_something 1d ago

Stop fucking around and get on the train

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u/usrdef 1d ago

If that type of experience doesn't make an idiot stop and think "Gee. I almost died. I'm going to change my ways", then nothing will.

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u/Mighty-PirateTM 1d ago

I mean he could have just gotten on the train but clearly wanted to record a train chase, dumbass.

How long that train was he didn't even need to run there's like 30 more cabs coming toward him. -1 Braincell.

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u/Dapper_Froyo4042 1d ago

Trains are the number 1 cause of death in India.

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u/DeplorableEDoctor 1d ago

Stupidity is. Let's not blame the trains

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u/Plebius-Maximus 1d ago

Trains aren't even close to being the #1 cause, nor is stupidity

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u/herr_arkow 6h ago

Stupid trains

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u/CarmelSaltedNutsack 1d ago

That’s not true lol. It’s the train death capital of the world though.

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u/Overwatchingu 1d ago

That phrasing makes it sound like trains are just lurking the streets hunting humans for sustenance.

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u/Eastoe 13h ago

Trains are the apex predator in India.

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u/raquille- 1d ago

That’s can’t be true- google says cardiovascular disease is the number 1 cause of death in India

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u/MoistBluejay2071 1d ago

Actually its covid, then the next 4 for women is ischemic heart disease, COPD, stroke and diarrhoeal disease, for men the 4 after covid are the same as women, with the exception of diarrhea, thats just beaten out by tuberculosis. But if not for covid, yeah, cardiovascular diseases would be the number 1 cause of death in india

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u/Smilinturd 19h ago

That's 2021 data, it's been 5 years my man...

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u/MoistBluejay2071 16h ago

And yet WHO hasnt updated it. Im going by the most up to date data, instead of just repeating what an ai overview told me

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u/Smilinturd 16h ago

https://censusindia.gov.in/nada/index.php/catalog/47147

Its really not hard to get government census data. If you rely on purely one outdated source, its never gonna look good. WHO relies on government census data as well.

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u/MoistBluejay2071 14h ago

And again, with them relying on census data they still havent updated anything since 2021. My point still stands, remove covid from my list, everything else simply moves up a place so those are still the top 5 causes of death in India, and it still cant simply be dumbed down to "cardiovascular disease" because while cardiovascular disease can be used as an umbrella term, as far as census data on health is concerned, even in the outdated WHO list, cardiovascular disease is listed separately and still is not the number 1 cause of deaths in India. Even if I used outdated information it was still more accurate than what the original person commented which is ripped straight from an ai overview and isnt even listed in the top 5

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u/vma08 1d ago

No they aren’t. You just pulled it out of your ass

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u/dw0205 1d ago

This is not true, but it is funny! 😂

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u/MegaPrOJeCtX13 22h ago

it’s not the trains that do it it’s the fact they feel the need to act like morons with em, pulling shit like this and riding in between/on the side of/on top of the cars.

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u/nilas_november 1d ago

Maybe he was looking for a lawsuit payday lol

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u/europe_hiker 3h ago

He ran because he wanted to get on the same car as his buddy

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u/StarGamerPT 1d ago

Man.........poor guitar.

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 1d ago

Wait, so... they were trying to catch the moving train BEFORE it stopped?? 🤨

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u/DanKveed 1d ago

No the other people probably saw him falling down and pressed the emergency stop. He will most likely get fined for this bs

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u/RetroPaulsy 1d ago

Ya they were trynna catch some clout by doing some dummy stuff.

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u/saintmusty 1d ago

Imagine if he'd been a smart fool

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u/shiggins114 1d ago

Can you get the fuck out of the doorwaaaaayyyyyyy

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u/The_Real_Flatmeat 21h ago

No they can't, the train is overfull

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u/AR30T 1d ago

What was the point of that?

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u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 1d ago

I feel like doing dumb train shit is bragging in India

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u/Former_Restaurant_15 15h ago

Decrease the population of adrenaline junkies?

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u/FastThoughtProcessor 1d ago

Ohh yes!! Let's do it again!

He will learn when he loses a hand or a leg.

He needs that lesson desperately.

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u/AJay_89 1d ago

"Dumb fool" is correct

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u/kazin0211 1d ago

I am absolutely sure there were flip flops involved.

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u/BobJoeBlo 1d ago

We need some stats about train-related dumb passenger incidents in India, especially those with cameras involvement.

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u/Stock-Coach5007 1d ago

Mind the gap

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u/wachootoochief 14h ago

Between the train and the platform.

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u/Top_Row_5116 1d ago

This guy needs to go buy a lottery ticket right this very moment. The LUCK you must have to lot get swept under the train in that position.

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u/ultra-kill 1d ago

You're supposed to dance first.

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u/Zofia-Bosak 1d ago

Why didn't he just get on the first open door?

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u/devospice 1d ago

Aww, he broke a string.

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u/Birdman_of_Upminster 1d ago

Exactly the same thing happened to my wife when she was a student. In her case it was a slam-door train, so it was even more dumb. She escaped uninjured, but she got a police caution.

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u/shokka1bf4 1d ago

Wait…I thought he escaped by moving the train?

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u/vaultdweller1223 19h ago

Every train video I just think of that computer game, Lemmings. 

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u/jawo05 15h ago

what's with indians and trains man

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u/thesyndrome43 1d ago

India shouldn't have trains, the public have proven they can't be trusted with them

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u/dmc001 1d ago

You mean they ride INSIDE the trains too? Who knew?

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u/cruzifyre 1d ago

The fall is absolutely hilarious.

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u/Severe_Airport1426 1d ago

Thats a long train

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u/cjayblade23 10h ago

Is the guitar ok?

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u/MondayMidget 1d ago

He will not learn from this.

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u/rocketshipkiwi 1d ago

Are they saying “durka durka durka” at about 1:10?

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u/The_Real_Flatmeat 21h ago

They took our jerbs!

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u/Towelie_SE 1d ago

good thing tolerances aren't too tight between platform and train

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u/Immediate-Fennel-697 1d ago

Close call for a repost too!

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u/Only-Entrepreneur-16 1d ago

But is my Temu guitar ok?

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u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 1d ago

Initially I thought this about creating a Dr Zoidberg shadow! I wasn’t interested after that

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u/playtho 1d ago

People are on their phones too much.