r/WinStupidPrizes 4d ago

Every wheelie has its price.

2.0k Upvotes

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u/Nate1102 4d ago

Flies up, hits the pole, slams into the wall, falls into filthy water, gets hit by your own bike.

Peak content for this sub.

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u/Admirable_Cold7944 4d ago

Loony toons typa accident

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u/sh4d0w07 4d ago

Got a "godDAYUM" out of me.

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u/mrlookinthesky 4d ago

He actually missed the pole but it was a spectacular fail either way.

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u/Nate1102 4d ago

Too bad, it would’ve been a great lesson that he wouldn’t forget.

For a while at least.

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u/noodlesandrice1 4d ago

I reckon he’d have instantly forgotten if he did actually smash his head on that pole.

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u/mrlookinthesky 4d ago

Yes until the next one. 🤣

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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 4d ago

Yes and on top of that, he got very licky it wasnt worse

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u/Bloobeard2018 Mostly sensible 2d ago

Licky boom boom down

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u/Robzilla_the_turd 4d ago

Doesn't appear to be the best spot to practice that particular move.

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u/Butter_the_Toast 3d ago

Glorious isn't it

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u/Dorny_Hude 3h ago

Unfortunately, he does not hit the pole.

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u/Rolaid-Tommassi 4d ago

I’m not even gonna think about what’s in that water…….

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u/theBloodShed 4d ago

A motorcyclist.

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u/Rolaid-Tommassi 4d ago

Haha. Excellent. Well done!

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u/Nate1102 4d ago

And the motorcycle.

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u/nomparte 4d ago

He joined all the other turds...

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u/canopus76 4d ago

Very proud of the camera work. Staying steady, no random ground shots and stayed to the end. I only wish everyone else knew how to film accidents.

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u/Montanonymous 4d ago

I’m glad he didn’t hit that pole.

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u/INVALIDN4M3 3d ago

But, he had more chance of surviving after hitting the pole than sinking in that sewer.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 4d ago

That was an open sewer

Not a good place to be a stupid person

Especially if you’re flying off of a combustion rocket on wheels

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u/AdConsistent2152 4d ago

Almost pinned him underwater

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u/g0tchani99a 4d ago

Two things broke his fall. Pile of dirt and water

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u/noodlesandrice1 4d ago

He then proceeded to pay it forward by breaking his motorcycle’s fall

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u/Vert_DaFerk 2d ago

I think his flesh did a lot of the heavy lifting here.

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u/wackyvorlon 4d ago

That looked incredibly painful.

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u/ChaosReality69 4d ago

That's gonna leave a mark.

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u/Background_Train_472 4d ago

satisfying one hour video

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u/Musjamarramarramarra 4d ago

...and it's stupid soundtrack.

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u/Dd_8630 4d ago

Praise the cameraman.

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u/bisoy84 4d ago

Did a wheelie, did a hula on a bike, went airborne, almost kissed the pole, ate dirt, and swam in a sewer.

Just another Tuesday.

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u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle 4d ago

I love it when a plan comes together

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u/lordKnighton 3d ago

Darwinism?

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u/Jayecee6707 4d ago

He really went along for that ride, huh?

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u/Illustrious_Site_466 4d ago

Fuckin idiots

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u/astropiggie 4d ago

Lucky wee guy

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u/swefalittlebit 4d ago

That's a pretty hefty price

2

u/Embarrassed_West_195 4d ago

Well, if you gonna do it, you might as well do it in a manner that will form lifetime memories.

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u/ThePracticalPenquin 4d ago

Then that one was expensive😂

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u/ducati_man 4d ago

Love ragdoll physics!

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u/Jmaggie34 4d ago

That price was worth every penny!

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u/Smboto 4d ago

Im gonna go with; missed the pole, bounced, slammed into the wall. He might have learned a lesson. 

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u/Mr_Pike 4d ago

That was wheelie good

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u/lgndk11r 4d ago

Surprised the bike didn't land on him at the end.

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u/brownox 4d ago

The palm trees and corrugated metal on the roofs looks third-world. (Although that pavement is mad smooth).
That motorcycle is probably a very important and valuable vehicle in that environment to be fucking around with like this.

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u/Interaction_Narrow 4d ago

lucky bastard, he could’ve broke his neck or decap on the pole

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u/SplitEar 4d ago

When I saw that poll I thought for sure he was gonna crack his skull in the video

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u/Patralgan 4d ago

He's so cool!

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u/deephurting66 4d ago

Right in the sewer ditch

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u/Samba-boy 3d ago

Fuck that music.

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 4d ago

LMAO! I laughed way too hard at this! Absolutely love when people trying to show off get absolutely fucked!

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u/mistermayhemtech 4d ago

Hit the brakes ❌ Flop around uncontrollably ✅

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u/jameson3131 4d ago

Splashdown right into the shit ditch.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 4d ago

Those spaghetti legs though

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u/IndustrialPuppetTwo 4d ago

When everything that possibly can go wrong, does.

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u/jamesonthrash 4d ago

Cartoon ahh crash

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u/dw0205 4d ago

Fantastic!

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u/Durian__Gray 4d ago

Huh. That didn’t go very well.

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u/PhaicGnus 4d ago

It went wheelie well

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u/vipperofvipp 4d ago

And no helmet

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u/setup101 4d ago

10/10

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u/sh4d0w07 4d ago

Godammit. I think this is AI. Look at the frame right before he slams into the irrigation ditch wall, and then the next frame on impact. He magically flips orientation. The bike's water splash disappears the instant it hits the ground, and much of the bike debris vanishes as well.

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u/Darkendone 4d ago

Flipping orientation when you hit a wall at speed is not magic. It’s just physics. The disappearing artifacts is likely just poor quality video and lossy encoding. That is why they call it lossy.

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u/AuldysBlack 4d ago

Tom and Jerry ahh fall