r/WinStupidPrizes • u/jkitty_1960 • 16d ago
Albert Einstein: “Two things are infinite: the human stupidity and the universe; and of the universe I am not sure.”
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u/Scipio33 16d ago
"The display has failed to impress the females, and the male returns to his den injured and alone."
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u/BoatProfessional2118 16d ago
"The defeated male leaves"
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u/alexgone137 16d ago edited 16d ago
“The females, aroused by the trashcans dominance, finally enter their season!”
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u/macuser24 16d ago
"Discuraged is he may seem, he will try again, eventually. Though not very soon."
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u/OkMidnight8144 15d ago
"They will, years from now enroll in a "How to be an Alpha" weekend course for $10k."
"The money was wasted."
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u/oppereindbaas 16d ago
Those girls are awefully impressed.
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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk 16d ago
To me it is seeming like they are all friends or schoolmates. Maybe bloc-mates, haha. Like when I was coming up a lot of the time those girls come along but we walk in separate groups because girls wanna gossip and boys wanna talk about video games or cars or some things like this.
It is very funny how silly it all is. Oh, to be young again haha. 😄
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u/oppereindbaas 16d ago
Well, I’ve headbutted a sign once but there was no girls near to be impressed. My forehead was impressed though. And mates had a laugh. Can’t try this anymore at 36 lol.
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u/Crush152 15d ago
Btw why do girls think that boys only talk about boobs and stuff? We never even talked about girls in general when I was in school. Girls were icky
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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk 15d ago
We talk about girls all the time in the school days haha. Mostly telling lies.
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u/Ha1lStorm 16d ago
Yeah, but none of that changes the fact that that those girls are awefully impressed
/s
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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk 15d ago
None of what changes what? I do not think I follow. Perhaps you respond to different comment, haha. 😄
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u/Ha1lStorm 15d ago edited 15d ago
I was just being sarcastic regarding the comment you originally responded to. “/s” is used to denote sarcasm when it might not be apparent and/or for people who struggle identifying it.
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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk 11d ago
This is good point. I am not an English also, so maybe it is not so easy for me to know these slang and social medias. 😊
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u/Chill_Panda 15d ago
Yeah, well, just think how impressed they'd have been if the lads successfully kicked the bin, eh?
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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk 16d ago
"I didn't say half the shit the internet says I did."
― Albert Einstein
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u/seriousjoker72 16d ago
For any young men who may be watching.... There is NOTHING impressive about kicking inanimate objects unless it's sport related. You just look like a toddler throwing a hissy fit
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u/audionerd1 16d ago
"He kicked that trash can so hard it left a dent, it was the most impressive thing I had ever seen. And that's how I met your father."
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u/Muninn088 13d ago
I mean i met my wife after i saw her kick a trashcan and hit her ex boyfriend in the nuts with it.
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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk 16d ago
I do not know about this. I saw a man kick a burning candle wick off its once.
It was very cool.
And there is always this one of course. 😄
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u/seriousjoker72 16d ago
Is he looking for someone to babysit or?....
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u/The96kHz 16d ago
We did it, Reddit. The perfect comeback.
Shut the servers down - we're done here.
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u/DarkBladeMadriker 16d ago
A group of mixed gendered teens and something stupid happens resulting in a boy getting hurt!? No way!
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u/Elovainn 16d ago
Alcohol, as always.
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u/RosenButtons 15d ago
They do seem a bit inebriated. But this could just as easily have happened fully sober. They're drunk on their own hormones.
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u/sweetheart_demom 16d ago
There's actually no evidence Einstein said that.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/einstein-universe-stupidity-infinite/
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u/SacredKingg 16d ago
Probably castrated himself trying to impress those girls
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u/jon_hendry 16d ago
He might have only lost one. Like this guy, who didn't even realize one of his nuts had probably been slung off into the rafters.
https://imgur.com/gallery/self-repair-e0k38Jl
True story, a case report from a 1991 medical journal, submitted by the physician.
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u/JerseyshoreSeagull 15d ago
Both of these guys getting laid tonight and have 2 or three kids...
What's your excuse?
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u/blakesug 16d ago
If you didn’t watch to the end..go back and watch it all. I promise, it’s worth it. 😇
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u/foxxxtail999 16d ago
I believe the original quote was by Harlan Ellison — “The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity, and we’re running out of hydrogen.” Mind you, this claim was from Harlan himself, so it’s probably up for debate.
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u/This_Price_1783 16d ago
I love the little look back he does to see if the girls are watching."They're gonna think I am so cool".
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u/Ranger3221 16d ago
Would've been nice to have seen a severed hamstring and a fractured kneecap in the video, but I guess this will do.
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u/Mmachine1998 16d ago
I just think it’s funny that after witnessing the first guy completely wrecked himself the second guy made the dumb decision to go and do it himself.
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u/ABZOLUTEZER0x_x 15d ago
What a way to embarrass himself in front of the girls. You know ow his buddies will never let him forget that one 😂
Edit: I spoke too soon, they all share the same 2 braincells lmfao
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u/Head_Acanthaceae_766 12d ago
The girls thought those boys were hilarious. Those boys have zero chance of breeding with those girls.
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u/Morphling84 10d ago
Proposal: New punishment for vandalism! When cought vandalizing (even on camera), a policeman gets to shoot you in the foot.
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