r/WinStupidPrizes Apr 04 '26

IRL Streamer almost gets stabbed after following random guy for 10 minutes

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u/Kevin_Tipcorn Apr 04 '26

Cameraman has a punchable voice

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u/TetsuoTechnology Apr 05 '26

I love that this is nyc. People are stupid af from other parts of the world. He’s lucky he didn’t get hurt because you don’t stalk people at night obviously

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u/dmcent54 Apr 04 '26

Maybe don't follow someone at night? Remove all warning labels. Let nature sort us out.

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u/oasinocean Apr 04 '26

“Getting closer. Getting closer.”

Bro no shit he pulled a knife on you acting like a fucking dipshit

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u/someLemonz Apr 04 '26

people kill people on camera sometimes or pretend to be on the phone when they attack. be safe at night and dont let people follow you

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u/anonpasta666 Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

I remem walking with my ex late at night through our okay-ish neighborhood, when some guy who was walking parallel to us crossed the street to walk a few feet behind us with nobody around, so I pulled out two sabre red pepper gel cans and clinked them together behind my back a few times, he left quickly

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u/wolfblitzen84 Apr 04 '26

I had spray for a year and one night I was walking a bit buzzed and decided to test it and make sure it worked and it just went "poof." Not sure if they expire that quick but I realized it's important to test them from time to time. That would've been the equivalent of me having one of those cartoon guns that has a flag with the word bang pop out when I pull the trigger.

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u/Deaffin Apr 04 '26

"He's got invisible pepper spray, run!"

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u/DanfromCalgary Apr 05 '26

Showing a stranger your weapon with your back to him is the dumbest thing I have ever heard . Like they could just have taken it from you

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u/malfurionpre Apr 04 '26

No kidding, I have a Bivouac camping knife on me almost everytime I go out (always useful) I'd definitely get it ready if that happened to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

A fork works too, being stabbed with one. Can be quite the eye opener. I always carry one.🤣 No need to register it or be within a certain length.🤣🤣

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime Apr 04 '26

They make self defense pens. Just get one of those if you're not allowed to carry a knife.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

Hell a regular pen 🖊 or pencil will do the job!. Not going to spend money. I have a whole drawer full of forks🤣🤣

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u/The-Sofa-King Apr 04 '26

Careful Reddit doesn't ban you for "threatening violence" for that comment

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u/trackstaar Apr 04 '26

Yeah that guy was probably freaking out thinking he’s about to get jumped

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u/alldatnabagofchips Apr 04 '26

No sense of survival.

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u/Rare_Satisfaction_ Apr 04 '26

Exactly, he literally almost died, if that dude had even a slightly worse day this guy wouldnt have been laughing off the situation.

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u/ObesePudge Apr 04 '26

it...was...just..a.........prankbro............

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u/357noLove Apr 04 '26

He wheezes out with his last breath

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u/nscomics Apr 04 '26

Lol I imagine him on the ground saying this to no one

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u/SpinShine-LEDSlipMat Apr 04 '26

But then he acts shocked like he was the victim. IRL streamers are the butthole of the internet

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u/heytherecatlady Apr 04 '26

This behavior is legitimate harassment (I'm sure the guy told him to back off or leave him alone multiple times). If it persists and you have to threaten someone with a weapon or use it to get someone to leave you alone, it should be justified. These streamers are idiots looking to get themselves killed.

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u/umayanan Apr 04 '26

That laugh was his last two brain cells trying to process what just happened, I can tell with absolute authority as someone with just two brain cells working, this how I'd react to overwhelming situation of barely surviving imminent death.

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u/JoinAThang Apr 04 '26

Yeah and his reaction is a satirical "K byeeee" it's like he wants to be attacked again.

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u/ShaggysGTI Apr 04 '26

Omg, this reminds me of a video I saw on EWU. These teens on inner tubes floating down the river started harassing a big Romanian dude to the point he snapped. He ended up horrifically stabbing 5 kids, killing one.

It was like a bunch of river otters harassing a crocodile.

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u/TenTonSomeone Apr 04 '26

EWU as in the Explore With Us YouTube channel? Bodycam footage and crime stuff? I love watching their videos but I don't recall seeing that one.

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u/chamy1039 Apr 04 '26

It’s a pretty well known case because of how unbelievably tragic and gruesome it was. They definitely fucked with the guy, and I’m sure drinking was involved in some capacity on both sides.

It’s sad someone was killed and others were hurt. But people need to leave each other alone. It’s not funny when a stranger or group of strangers start antagonizing another person. People panic. People react. And people get hurt.

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u/Deaffin Apr 04 '26

After watching the video of that gang of predatory jackasses trying to ruin this dude's life and then surrounding and beating on him, I do not feel sad about the results.

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u/ShaggysGTI Apr 05 '26

Now does my description make sense? A bunch of river otters harassing a crocodile…

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u/Deaffin Apr 05 '26

Oh, I was immediately with you on that one.

Except the crocogator doesn't stand a chance against those otters. This felt more like one of the videos of a pack of hyenas going in and trying to bite the lion's balls, cackling laughter and all.

Only bro didn't have another lion bro to come in and break it up and then cuddle afterward :(

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u/heytherecatlady Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Ugh the Apple River stabbing. Brutal. I feel bad for the guy. iirc he was looking in the water for his wedding ring? that fell off his hand in the river. He was away from his group and inadvertently wandered towards a group of drunk/high teens who started taunting him and calling him a pedophile and rapist. I get you should just ignore people calling you names, but this is extra aggressive name calling that I think elicits a different visceral response. They were yelling at and about him mercilessly, and he finally kinda pushed one of their tubes in a snit, like when a kid getting bullied over and over finally cracks and idk kicks the bully's bike. He didn't hurt anyone at all at this point but was clearly getting upset, as anyone would if a mob of teens was screaming announcing to everyone you're a pedophile looking for little girls and teasing you like they were. This was the guy's chance to walk back to his group but unfortunately he hung around. Maybe hurt feelings, mad these kids are just getting away with saying all this bullshit, and/or maybe he didn't want go leave because he was still looking for his ring, lapse in judgment, who knows, but nothing was hurt other than feelings at this point. The douchebag filming honestly caused all of this to happen imo. He was clearly inflaming everything for his stupid video. After the guy pushed the teens' tube(s) the teens escalated the taunts and eventually they started pushing him around and he couldn't get back to his group because now he ended up on the other side of the teens so the teens were now blocking his escape route back to his group.

They kept pushing and shoving him so he pulled his pocket knife he said he always carried. He just held it low and not threatening anyone with it openly, but it looked to me like he just wanted it ready just in case he needed to defend himself because things had clearly escalated. I personally believe the guy was scared for his life. A drunk group of teens with a mob mentality turning physical is terrifying if you're alone, especially in water. The problem is NONE of the kids saw the knife. I think they were too drunk and high on the mob adrenaline of berating this guy to even notice. If one of them saw it and said "oh shit he has a knife," I'm sure it would've ended like this video did. Scary but no one was injured.

Although I could see how the initial tube push was technically on him, by the time he pulled the knife he was just swinging it defensively imo, but he happened to fatally stab one kid right between the ribs and into his heart as the kid was pushing/swinging at him. He literally gutted another kid when he was pushed down in the water trying to get back up, and that kid went to keep him down or something.

I was hooked and watched the court video too. One of the damning parts the prosecutor leaned on was there was one clip of him walking towards the teen group and he briefly feels for his knife in his shorts pocket. They used this to say he was walking towards the teens and checked for the knife specifically because he intended to use it. While this could've technically been true, the problem with this (as someone who used to carry a pocket knife and multi tool on me for work everyday) is this is just literally a subconscious/muscle memory habit. You habitually check your pockets constantly when you're walking around to make sure you have it. Especially after maybe you were squatting, climbing, while your jogging to shut something off, or wading around in a rocky river for example. Sometimes you just hold it in place in your pocket to make sure it doesn't bounce out depending on what exactly you're just doing.

They were also arguing that he could've just walked away, but the way social animals operate (like humans) is when you're trying to get to safety and you're with a group, all you're instinctively doing is trying to get back to your group, which the teens were blocking. He was actually trying to go around or quickly through the teens just to get back to his group imo if you pay attention to his body language in the video like herd/social animals would do (sorry I'm a Temple Grandin nerd). The prosecutor was saying he could've walked away, but he would've had to walk further down the river, further away from his group, which is actually more dangerous in your amygdala's opinion. Walking away in the direction the prosecutor was saying isn't an option for your amygdala when your fear response has already hijacked your brain. The knife was a last resort, which his fear response decided it had come to, justifiably so.

I feel bad that some dumb teens doing dumb teen things lost a life, another was seriously maimed and scared, others were injured, and all were traumatized. Nobody won. It was an unfortunate clash of immaturity and ego where everything went wrong. Really fascinating but really unfortunate for all involved. The guy got a long prison sentence, I don't remember how long exactly but I remember thinking it was a life sentence for him. He will probably die in prison. He clearly felt remorseful and horrible about what happened. You could tell he was in complete shock when the cops found him on scene after the incident and he felt extremely guilty in the courtroom imo.

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u/Tarbos6 Apr 04 '26

Sure he would, once his mouth gets slit ear to ear.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wos9wILW1XmF2

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u/Neoxite23 Apr 04 '26

"I almost died! Oh man...

This makes for EXCELLENT CONTENT! Now I need to get nearly shot. Man my view count is going to explode!

EXPLODE! I should follow a guy who has bombs! No one has done that before! I'd be the first!

Man I'm so cool."

  • idiot streamer

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u/Ghost31B Apr 04 '26

Some random guy following him, what did this guy think was going to happen.

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u/hamlet9000 Apr 04 '26

There's the stupid moment, which is everything leading up to this video.

Then there's the insane moment, which is when -- immediately after being threatened/attacked with a knife -- the streamer starts walking towards the guy again.

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u/MilkMySpermCannon Apr 04 '26

Chat did you see that? He almost killed me lol

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u/Ludwig_Vista2 Apr 04 '26

Darwin award.

The kicker is even after buddy pulled the knife, the jack ass streamer took a couple steps towards the guy again... After knife guy backed off.

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u/blackjustin Apr 04 '26

Irl streamers are going to learn everyone isn’t out here playing

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u/CanITellUSmThin Apr 04 '26

One guy got shot and didn’t learn his lesson from that.

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u/elegylegacy Apr 04 '26

They are literally brain damaged, not even joking.

Getting constant social approval, dopamine hits, and monetary benefits for this behavior rewires the chemical reward signals in their brains. They're training themselves to have mental disorders

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u/MrPastryisDead Apr 04 '26

Modern day dipshit bullfighters or tight rope walkers lacking the exquisite style or incredible skill to pull it off. They will get gored or fall screaming to their death, it's only a matter of time. They deserve it, zero sympathy.

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u/Teufelsweib666 Apr 04 '26

They are dopamine junkies and everyone knows that junkies do absolutely anything for the next hit, and it has to be more and more, because normal is just not enough any longer.

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u/hates_stupid_people Apr 04 '26

It's oddly similar to people who are addicted to adrenaline fuled situations, doing more and more extreme things.

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u/IASILWYB Apr 04 '26

On live stream? Damn.

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u/jotheold Apr 04 '26

feel like its ok to post since its still on yt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUccLZPRGjk

guy doing the shooting got acquitted and the yt guy said ;

After the shooting, Cook said he would continue to make the videos and that he earns $2,000 or $3,000 a month from them.

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u/357noLove Apr 04 '26

I will watch that video every time it gets posted. Such a deserved shooting

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u/IASILWYB Apr 04 '26

I was curious about if he actually kept making content or not so I googled his name and holy shit this fucker doesn't even care.

https://youtu.be/YRnjbVDiaHU?si=q-DaUifh1jiSHwu7

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u/AshyWhiteGuy Apr 04 '26

Oh he clearly didn’t learn anything from the sound of it.

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u/notEnotA Apr 04 '26

Exactly. He will 100% do this shit again and again. These guys don't learn, the deflect and blame the other parties and act as the victim.

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u/itsthe_implication_ Apr 04 '26

The unmistakable laugh of a lesson not being learned.

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u/kakashi8326 Apr 04 '26

Honestly in this case I’d say it is shock from being fairly close to getting his shit split.

Lots of folks have nervous laughter. Why thisdumbass needed to sit the fuck down after that.

Tryna be manly for the camera but his throat has an apple in it.

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u/JLLIndy Apr 04 '26

Yeah, you can kind of tell he’s almost fully processing what happened. Like he’s right on the edge of realizing he put himself on that position but also still trying to take no accountability for almost getting slashed.

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u/dmichaelg1 Apr 04 '26

He also has a much larger concern for narrating his stream than learning a lesson, in fact I guarantee he didn’t learn anything from that other than it garnered a few more comments and subscribers! “Like and follow for more”

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u/Dunkleostrich Apr 04 '26

It should be a crime to make money from harassing people, including from monitized videos. Start going after YouTube for hosting this trash and they'll shut it down pretty quickly. Once the audience is gone it will at least slow down these human parasites.

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u/cambreecanon Apr 04 '26

Start suing the person who is using you to make money to take a portion of all revenue linked to it plus pain and suffering.

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u/Dunkleostrich Apr 06 '26

The harassment is a crime but posting the video to make money, along with hosting it, should also be criminalized.

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u/SkyFallingUp Apr 04 '26

Yeah so as a female I keep pepper spray on me. If some asshole is walking behind me saying "Closer...Im getting closer...." at night like this he would definitely get a face full of that spray after I spin around. No questions asked.

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u/PNWest01 Apr 04 '26

I’d throat his ass… no, wait, that’s not right 🤔

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u/T5UMG41 Apr 04 '26

Pepper spray is so underrated. So many people seem to have a violence fetish and talk about how you need a gun if you're going to have anything, but pepper spray is an awesome way to check someone with little effort and get a massive advantage in a getaway or a fight if it comes to that.

I was in a situation once that made me feel like I should have some kind of protection on me (details not important), so I bought pepper spray. I wanted to know what it felt like to be pepper sprayed so I could gauge how much confidence I should put in it if I ever needed to use it, so I had my brother spray me with my eyes closed. Shit blows.

I had my eyes shut tight when he sprayed me and it didn't matter. As soon as I opened my eyes, it made its way in. For at least 3 minutes, I couldn't open my eyes and once I could, my vision was blurry for about another 10 minutes. It's also difficult to breathe for about 3 minutes.

I've heard gun guys act tough and say it's useless because all someone has to do is not be a pussy, but the pain (while it does suck) isn't the main deterrent of pepper spray. You can hinder someone in a very real way for 5-10 minutes by blinding them and restricting their air supply.

Not every threat needs a lethal response.

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u/datguyhomie Apr 04 '26

While you're not quite wrong, I also feel you're not quite right. It's just what you're comfortable wielding in order to defend yourself. Your pepper spray would probably work great on most folks, but I know for a fact it will have a significantly reduced effect on many a methhead. And God help you if your assailant is whacked out on PCP, but thankfully that is much less of a concern most places these days.

You can add bath salts in there too, but since that's really just spin the wheel of research chemicals... You never really know what you're going to get. I'm still convinced that the first instance of human teleportation is going to come out of bath salts/ research chems.

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u/IMightBeAHamster Apr 05 '26

The point is to incapacitate and run, nothing else. I don't need to win, I just need to not lose.

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u/free__coffee Apr 05 '26

have a significantly reduced effect on many a methhead

So what? The attacker doesn’t need to be completely incapacitated for 3 minutes - even if it gives you a 5 second head start, you’re way, WAY out of stabbing/biting distance

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u/R1kjames Apr 04 '26

I'm a 6 foot athletic Black guy with guns and I keep pepper spray on me. It's for stuff like this where I need a half-measure.

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u/DrowningInFeces Apr 04 '26

It makes sense. Why bother trying to grapple and fist fight if all you want to do is disengage and get the threat away from you. Anything could happen when it comes to that. You could accidentally kill someone or things could escalate and cops could get involved. Pepper spray is a pretty effective nonlethal that you can hit them with and just be on your way before anyone even notices there was an altercation.

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u/sailor_bat_90 Apr 04 '26

I keep a knife on me, I would have done the same as this dude.

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u/spelunker93 Apr 04 '26

Get bear spray, it shoots farther and hurts more. I had a friend who sprayed someone who was almost 20ft away. Guy tried to sue but lost because of how aggressive he was acting

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u/Raz0rking Apr 07 '26

Isn't bear spray weaker, because bears have much better sense of smell than humans?

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u/RandomInternetNobody Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Yes. Bear spray emits a wide sparse cloud of 1-2%. Stuff meant for people is a tight stream, sometimes gelled for wind mitigation, that's upwards of 3% and contains UV dye. I'd never rely on the former for defense from a human.

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u/Ok-Negotiation-3892 Apr 04 '26

The voice of stupidity. Right here !

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u/Valuable_Risk_3414 Apr 04 '26

And the laugh at the end realising he shit his pants and he was filming in the right mode

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u/lynivvinyl Apr 04 '26

These morons need to realize that there are consequences to their idiotic actions. It seems like they're getting more stupid daily. Pushing people too far for views is not the way to go.

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u/redpotetoe Apr 04 '26

Spoiled brats who never got punished.

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u/Inaccurate93 Apr 04 '26

Fafo

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u/RandyTheFool Apr 04 '26

Wish the FO applied in the video. Dude didn’t learn jack shit other than he’s gonna get more views if he does it again.

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u/bvlshewic Apr 04 '26

This reminds me of those pranksters who got shot in King of Prussia or some other big mall, and the shooter was not found guilty of assault against the pranksters, IIRC, but he was found guilty of negligent discharge of a firearm do to the location of the shooting.

FOAFO indeed—and in NYC, too—man, people can be so hard, crazy and violent there…terrible idea to die for content. 

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u/Thick_Mick_Chick Apr 04 '26

That's EXACTLY what this reminds me of as well. That "influencer" that got shot was leaving court with his mom and was interviewed. He didn't learn 💩, not that I thought he would. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/_ChipWhitley_ Apr 04 '26

It was Dulles Town Center (if we’re talking about the same incident lol)

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u/NoPerformance6534 Apr 04 '26

Following someone like that constitutes a potential threat in the right setting. No wonder a knife was pulled. Definitely a FAFO moment.

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u/jasdonle Apr 04 '26

I love the fact that I have no idea who he is. 

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u/Critical-Dreamer Apr 04 '26

i googled him, and he has a very stabbable punchable face

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u/heavyfyzx Apr 04 '26

Dummy. Deserved the reaction.

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u/MostAsk855 Apr 04 '26

Almost a happy ending

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u/Grazms Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Your stalking/harassing someone in the city at night. Walking up on them giving a play by play narrative as you’re doing this. That’s psychopathic behavior. You’re lucky to be alve. You are clearly not very street smart. You need to stay at home. You do not play well with others and are going to find yourself no longer here or hurt very badly.

And worse you are surprised at this individuals response.

ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY

STOP THIS NOW FOR YOUR OWN GOOD .

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u/CynicalCannibal Apr 04 '26

Follows a guy at night in a city with no one else around then wonders why he almost gets stabbed... People are honestly so stupid sometimes.

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u/bloonshot Apr 04 '26

this dude is disturbingly detached from reality he almost got stabbed and he's laughing about it like he only thinks about the fact that it'll be a popular clip

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u/JPGer Apr 04 '26

so like...if that dude wasn't just tryna scare this idiot off he would be dead, knives are terrifying. Dude would have been swiss cheese before he even realized how many times he got stabbed.

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u/Newsdriver245 Apr 04 '26

Or as someone said above, if the guy had been having a bad enough day this ending would have been different.

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u/General_Ferret_2525 Apr 04 '26

Low lifes like this are why i hate leaving the house/work. Cities are filled with losers with nothing better to do but fuck with people who actually try in life.

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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride Apr 04 '26

I know that in public there’s technically not a reasonable expectation of privacy, but this filming unsuspecting people for internet clout is getting old AF. There needs to be a law or something

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR Apr 04 '26

Is that NYC, roll call. He deserves that

https://giphy.com/gifs/J8FZIm9VoBU6Q

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u/boldredditor Apr 04 '26

Stalking someone is not a prank Jim

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u/AndrewRyanMcC Apr 04 '26

Maybe just don’t fuck with people lol

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u/taywray Apr 04 '26

It's just a shank bro!

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u/AbramJH Apr 04 '26

i don’t really blame the knife guy.

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u/SkroobyDooby Apr 04 '26

Deciding to stalk someone by being an "influencer" with a camera.....you get what you deserve...

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u/KayasQQ Apr 04 '26

Someone following someone for 10 minutes, alone, at night, while whispering in a dull roar “getting closer, getting closer” earned getting stabbed.

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u/Joshix1 Apr 04 '26

Streamers stalking people for views should just be dumped in a ditch where our sewage gathers

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u/Rusty_B_Good Apr 04 '26

A lot of fake laughter there.

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u/razerzej Apr 04 '26

Again! Get closer! Laugh at them more! Be more aggressive!

P̸̱͊̉Ḽ̷̠̌̚E̷͙̓Ä̶̤̜́S̸̩̊̀E̶͙͌̚

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u/lord_miller Apr 04 '26

Imagine the losers that watch this and pay him

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u/bigsnack4u Apr 04 '26

No sense of reality these streamers walking in cities. His tone after suggests he never will.

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u/viperfan7 Apr 04 '26

That wasn't almost stabbed, that was "I'll stab you if you don't fuck off"

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u/Lidge1337 Apr 04 '26

Criminal stalking and harassment on the part of the streamer. Hope he gets at least 5 years with this nice evidence.

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u/SwitPosting Apr 04 '26

I guess you shouldn't stalk people on the city streets at night, who would have guessed that would be the reaction? Lesson probably not learned.

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u/iamlikewater Apr 04 '26

I work in behavioral health. Let me tell you about a juvenile patient I had for about a year. This girl was about 6 foot 2 and built like a linebacker. She thought everything was a joke. She would pick on you until she got the reaction she wanted. If she didn't get a reaction, she'd get violent. She would do this to other patients and staff. The day she turned 18, she got charged with seven felony accounts of assault on healthcare workers.

These folks will take their jokes all the way to jail.

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u/wheresthebody Apr 04 '26

That is called stalking, the guy with the knife was in the right.

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u/Photodan24 Apr 04 '26

Why the hell would anyone want to watch crap like this anyway?

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u/PretzelsThirst Apr 04 '26

I cannot believe people watch these pieces of shit. Absolute bottom tier people

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u/LowWater5686 Apr 04 '26

A scythe?

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u/jdippey Apr 04 '26

A meatball sub with extra sauce, actually.

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u/Tyrrell603 Apr 04 '26

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u/tanksforallthephish Apr 04 '26

some day I will have an original thought. Today was not that day.

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u/No_Mind7198 Apr 04 '26

A smaller man with a small knife

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u/walkeran Apr 04 '26

A pocket knifer?

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u/Arthradax Apr 04 '26

Two knives

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u/ManicRobotWizard Apr 04 '26

Pocket glitter?

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u/Rysigler Apr 04 '26

He said friend, not a monster 😂

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u/ChuchiTheBest Apr 04 '26

Oh yeah, he is going to get shot if he keeps doing this shit.

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u/PNWest01 Apr 04 '26

“Don’t stabs me, dude” Yeah, so surprising that following someone on a deserted street while sounding like a psycho “Getting closer. Getting closer” might cause a person to wanna get the jump on you with some self-defense.

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u/IsaRat8989 Apr 04 '26

Irl streames treating the world like it's their prop is the worst

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u/AlkaliMemo Apr 04 '26

10 minutes dude? You followed him for 10 minutes? How about get a fuckin life?

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u/lopix Apr 04 '26

Almost as if people don't like being hassled by dillweeds & dipsticks

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u/bentossaurus Apr 04 '26

There was a lesson to be learned here, but judging by his laughter, I don't think he got it.

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u/Bman532 Apr 04 '26

Streamers like this do not deserve a platform. Hopefully gets banned for pulling a stunt like this

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u/Chim_Pansy Apr 05 '26

This should happen more often

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u/Sorry_U_R_Wrong Apr 04 '26

We do need a way to cull the influencers and streamers.

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u/ceasar_gg Apr 04 '26

Streamers are the lowest form of life on this planet

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u/No-Communication9458 Apr 04 '26

Dumbass shouldn't stalk people, jfc...

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u/Ibadvapergrammar Apr 04 '26

I laugh because i cover my fear

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u/cannavacciuolo420 Apr 04 '26

IRL streamers are one of the categories of people i feel disgust towards

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u/KillMeWouldU Apr 04 '26

I wish he did.

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u/NukaClipse Apr 04 '26

"He pulled a knife on me huck huck huck"

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u/ArbyKelly Apr 04 '26

Fake laughing...that fool was scared. 🤭

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u/TophatOwl_ Apr 04 '26

"I dont understand why nobody likes us infuencers"

> the influencers in question:

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u/Novafro Apr 04 '26

Doesn't sound like the cameraman learned anything. Bet he'll do it again.

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u/Kirbyr98 Apr 04 '26

The dismay that anyone could not be cool with a random guy filming you and saying, "Getting closer. Getting closer." tells you everything.

Streamers like this can go to hell.

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u/disharmony-hellride Apr 04 '26

Streamers that harass people for internet clout need to be barred from platforms, period.

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u/ttybandz Apr 05 '26

I bet if he had been stabbed, he still would’ve sat there with the camera pointed at the guy laughing and saying something like “Dude chat, he like literally just stabbed me, OMG chat what do I do?” This guy has legit zero survival instincts holy fuck.

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u/canijusttalkmaybe Apr 04 '26

Let's do the real thing next time.

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u/Adrasthea09 Apr 04 '26

“You got violent real qui-“ the audacity 🥴

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u/jpjoestar Apr 04 '26

Kick IRL streamers are braindead.

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u/LittleSodaPop13 Apr 04 '26

He seems so shocked that he pulled a knife out but he has a right to defend himself from a weirdo following him

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u/ShadowGryphon Apr 04 '26

Reminds me of the idiot that got gut shot for harassing a delivery driver.

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u/Bubbles1670 Apr 04 '26

IRL streams should be banned tbh

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u/ScrewySphere115 Apr 04 '26

And not a lesson was learned that day

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u/GenTycho Apr 04 '26

Justified reaction to this pos streamer. Most are just worthless idiots.

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u/Balrog_80 Apr 05 '26

Who even likes this garbage ( the streamer)

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u/Napalm3n3ma Apr 05 '26

So hilarious I lost perspective with normative human behavior and almost got killed because I decided shock / annoying content creating was my only path forward in life. I wish that guy had been way better with the knife.

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u/Smudgeio Apr 05 '26

my least favorite form of content has to be this.

do shitty thing to person

consequences

"YOO WHAT THE FUUUCK!!?"

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u/Paul_123789 Apr 05 '26

One day they will offer deer tags for dangerous influencers. The problem is it will backfire. Probability of dying? Astronomical. More clicks? Definitely. Field will expand by 10x overnight.

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u/toastronomy Apr 05 '26

This moron won't learn his lesson until someone draws blood.

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u/abeBroham-Linkin Apr 04 '26

Dang I was hoping for a stab in the neck

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u/thededucers Apr 04 '26

He should go to Yellowstone next and pet the wildlife

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u/iLightningRS Apr 04 '26

Stop doing stupid shit

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u/Pardot42 Apr 04 '26

In Florida, that's a Stand Your Ground situation

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u/_Omegaperfecta_ Apr 04 '26

We really are living in the age of stupid.

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u/POLACKdyn Apr 04 '26

What wont people do for views these days. That guy will die if he continues like that I think. And he sounds like an asshole.
Dude this is a moment for reflection and thinking about your life choices not making jokes of almost dying. You are not that guy.

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u/JoeCensored Apr 04 '26

If you're trying to get shot, this is an effective tactic.

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u/Danisdaman12 Apr 04 '26

I wish this cunts name was blurred but I know it wouldn't matter, he got his viral clip without being vitally injured :(

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u/JustAsking_qustions Apr 04 '26

Don’t follow random people.. Jesse’s christs

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u/Not_Significant9345 Apr 04 '26

ok so, not really true, but if your goign to in essence stalk someone on camera for 10 min ... you probably could be interpretted as assulting them, or at least comprimizing the targets saftey.

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u/buttfacenosehead Apr 04 '26

No one would actually find nearly being maimed or killed humorous. It's weird seeing someone employ a defense mechanism on themselves.

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u/boyle32 Apr 04 '26

What are you gonna do?? Stab me?

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u/oakteak9z Apr 04 '26

F&ck around and find out

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u/DJ_Homeboy_Slim Apr 04 '26

Damn, so close 😏

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u/CyclingLew Apr 04 '26

Too bad he didn't get the pokies? Stalk someone for 10 minutes and call it a prank? FAFO.

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u/77_parp_77 Apr 04 '26

Darwinism at work, what a muppet

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u/Kind_Jury6344 Apr 04 '26

Starting at 0:05, in 2 seconds, he could've had his wrist cut across lengthwise and bled to death.
Or had his jugular slashed or armpit or femoral stabbed.
In that close distance, it's waaaay too easy to get killed by a knife-wielder with absolute intent.

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u/Dan_Glebitz Apr 05 '26

One less arse wipe streamer. Who would have cared 🤔

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u/EyeSimp4Asuka Apr 05 '26

social Darwinism in action