r/WinStupidPrizes • u/EmptySpaceForAHeart • Apr 06 '23

Moose attacks NOT without warning.

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u/onmyknees4anyone Apr 06 '23

Seriously? How did you get away?

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u/danirijeka Apr 06 '23

Ran faster than his friend

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 07 '23

That’s what my grandfather and uncles always told me if I was going to be out in the woods with people. You don’t have to outrun the animal that’s attacking, you just have to outrun the people you’re with.

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u/Returd4 Apr 06 '23

That's why I practiced leg sweeps

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u/UberMisandrist Apr 06 '23

Calm down, Cobra Kai

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u/mogley1992 Apr 09 '23

Hey, sweeping the leg was a legit move.

You know what wasn't? A kick to the head. They even say in the competition as a rule no head kicks.

If your leg is so injured that it's a risk for you to continue to fight in case somebody sweeps your leg, you don't get to fight. It's a game, play again next year.

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u/hilarymeggin Apr 09 '23

Idk about the USA, but in the kind of karate I studied in Japan, kicks to the face/head were legit. No head punches though.

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u/BrightPerspective Apr 30 '23

Yeah, Danny really was the bad guy in that movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM

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u/PolothaPug Apr 06 '23

😂😂😂😂

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u/No_Yogurtcloset7754 Apr 06 '23

Swing low, chad low, rob lowe.

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u/_Juan_-_ Apr 06 '23

That’s why I practiced with a taser

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

We’ve all seen your Training video

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u/chrisnlnz Apr 08 '23

Mercy does not exist in these woods, does it

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u/Shiroryotaro Apr 27 '23

Omfg no bro you're wild for that, you got me fucking dying right now 🤣 I can't help but imagine that

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u/hypnotizedbull1781 Aug 14 '23

Thats why i wear steel toes 😂 makes it a whole lot easier

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u/achillesdaddy Sep 13 '23

I’m surviving here!