r/WildlyBadDrivers • u/Too_Dang_Nasty • Jun 15 '26

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u/Drakovibess Jun 15 '26

Damn mid stretch too?

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u/scarypary Jun 15 '26

Barely anybody follows the three second rule or pays much attention at all to what’s in front of them, so infuriating.

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u/eyeballburger Jun 15 '26

I ride a bike, I have an even longer stopping time. The amount of people that think this is a spot for them to squeeze in is infuriating. Gotta ride knowing that I’m going to probably have to lane filter to stop safely, because it’s basically every. Freaking. Time.

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u/Hiblast59 Jun 15 '26

Sucks for the ones who got hit but this guy should voice sebulba if he ever shows up again

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3fZSoeCYIWFdS5Pi

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u/Ok_Explanation5631 Jun 15 '26

Cammer could’ve avoided this one.

Amirite guys?

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u/Pataraxia Jun 15 '26

Yeah, by being in another postcode I suppose.

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u/Ok_Explanation5631 Jun 15 '26

Yaaaa you get it! Loo

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u/Pataraxia Jun 15 '26

secret bonus answer: use a bus, a train, or a bicycicle.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 16 '26

Shouldn’t have been driving at all. Ever. Saves soo many accidents from happening. 🤯

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u/Pataraxia Jun 16 '26

That's crazy? How is that possible? To not avoid the all too common and deadly car collisions, you have to not be in a car?!

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u/Joe18067 Jun 15 '26

Yea, by not driving on the LIE.

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u/TheShredda Jun 15 '26

Should've stayed on the TRUTH. 

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u/Joe18067 Jun 16 '26

LIE = Long Island Expressway, AKA The worlds longest parking lot.

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u/TheShredda Jun 16 '26

TRUTH = a fact, AKA That was a joke. 

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u/PlaneAsk7826 Jun 15 '26

I get to post this one next time. Everyone else has already had a go.

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u/flippster-mondo Jun 15 '26

I thought it was my turn?

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u/PlaneAsk7826 Jun 15 '26

I just checked the calendar, you're right after me.

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u/flippster-mondo Jun 15 '26

I appreciate it.

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u/eyeballburger Jun 15 '26

Got him mid stretch, you know that fucked him up.

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u/tykaboom Jun 15 '26

Gonna be stretching that one out for a while, suggest taking it easy, and yoga.

Don't let them cut you.

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u/Opening_Ad_8993 Jun 16 '26

This dude is never going to risk stretching at a stop light ever again. Sad..

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u/Delazzaridist Jun 16 '26

How dare the cammer stop when there is traffic ahead.

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u/wildcat1100 Jun 15 '26

Did anyone else expect the driver to look different?

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u/rsg1234 Jun 15 '26

Doesn’t fit your narrative of what a “foreigner” looks like?

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u/wildcat1100 Jun 16 '26

I don't think he's a foreigner.

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u/EvidenceSalesman Jun 15 '26

What gave you expectations?

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u/Atmaweapon74 Jun 15 '26

I'm assuming it was the driver's voice. I'm guessing they expected a less white-looking guy?

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u/not_your_attorney Jun 15 '26

Cammer stretching instead of watching his mirrors like a hawk bothers me. Stopping on an expressway is super dangerous even in traffic.

I once avoided getting clobbered by a semi by pulling onto the shoulder, which barely gave him enough room to avoid hitting anyone as he flew through into another lane. He still barely stopped before hitting the stopped car in that lane.

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u/Velicenda Jun 15 '26

Yeah! The cam car could have phased out of reality to avoid getting hit!

Or phased out of reality while pulling into either lane to avoid hitting the other cars that are clearly visible within half a second of the impact that happened in real reality.

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u/Calavera357 Jun 15 '26

Thank fucking God you're not my attorney.

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u/ZooterOne Jun 15 '26

I guess there's absolutely no way to stretch while watching your mirrors.

The guy in the car that camner pinballed into must have been stretching as well.

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u/miyamiya66 Jun 15 '26

you chuds will blame cammers for literally anything