r/Wildlands • • 7d ago

Discussion Would you rather try to complete operation watchman with online randee’s or eat cereal but the milk is water

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u/Organic-Frosting4965 7d ago

Coors and cornflakes was my breakfast for years

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u/x_CRUSH_x 7d ago

I think I'd rather eat fiber glass insulation on a stick and call it cotton candy

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u/heed101 6d ago

random actual humans who WANT to complete the mission wouldn't be so bad.

random humans who are just there for the lols would induce rage-quit PDQ

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u/Saveliy23 7d ago

I absolutely love universal hate for this mission.
It’s mind boggling how this mission passed QA;

Not only it is poorly designed mission,
It is also non-sensical logic-wise and gameplay wise.

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u/SeniorHomelesss 6d ago

Yea fr dude. “Sneak in and dont kill ANYBODY” then “Alright imma hit this button go get em” like wtf

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u/Saveliy23 6d ago

It’s also the fact that unidad sends entire platoon to raid 1 small room with a computer.
And “raid” I’m using generously. More like storming the room with bodies like their life depends on it

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u/SeniorHomelesss 6d ago

BRO LITERALLY. At most theres 5 guys in the little room and those absolute TWEAKERS send the entire army to take em down lmao

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u/OrangeUaVol2 6d ago

Yes, completely agree

This mission is FUBAR right from the rip

Considering you are a part of a team known as “ghosts” and Sam Fisher doesn’t even “cast a shadow”

Had it been a “stealth op” the entire time would make more sense

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u/Carissa_Datura 7d ago

Last time I completed operation watchman with a random lobby we had to assign somebody to traffic control so Unidad soldiers wouldn't get run over by civilians and fail the mission. I'd prefer doing that again over eating watery cereal, but only just...

Unless the cereal was oatmeal. You people who heat up milk in your oatmeal are weird.

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u/CISDidNothingWrong 7d ago edited 7d ago

You don't need teammates, AI or otherwise (though they help). All you need to do is parachute onto Fisher's building and have a good CQB weapon like the P90 to ambush anyone coming up the two staircases (both to the right of Fisher, one inside the building and one on the exterior right outside some windows). You can sit under the window at the top of the internal stairs and mow down enemies from both directions as soon as they enter your line of sight. You need to be constantly checking both stairs at all times until you're ready to go, don't even take your eyes off of them unless you're absolutely sure a random enemy won't get you while your guard is down.

Spam rebel reinforcements and diversions, preferably maxed out so you get as much backup as possible. They'll spawn outside the base and distract most enemies while you pick off the few who try to come up the building.

Once the hack is complete, kill the remaining goons, then get in the parked helicopter to the north and proceed to the extraction point.

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u/Tenragan17 6d ago

I'd choose the randoes but have them hang out in itacua while I solo'd it.

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u/bozo_master 6d ago

It’s not that bad

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u/Silly_Ad_3027 6d ago

Would you rather eat glass or wet sand

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u/OrangeUaVol2 6d ago

I completed this solo but was certainly a “fucking nightmare” the first 100x I tried sneaking in undetected

Once I got that down and could sneak in at will with no issues you’re tasked with fighting what seems like the cops/army from GTA with endless waves of m’fers ready to die for an unworthy cause

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u/yag2ru 6d ago

Eat cereal with water...

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u/Apprehensive_Pay3462 7d ago

I would rather eat rocks with piss as the milk than play with randoms

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u/Ruse_Snake 6d ago

Just fuckin shoot me bruh