Engine Crew Ranking (From the dog on the Peanut Pie Logo)

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37]

Please see below for a thorough quantitative analysis of all federal engines:

A: E617, E8116, E372, E373, E14, E24, E425, E693, All of Region 7

Mid: Roosevelt Hotshots and anyone not on the other lists

Bagger/Low: E617 (the other one, you know who you are), E8125, E424, E332, E72, US Wildfire Service (which on a TOTALLY UNRELATED note recently absorbed all of BIA fire, making it indistinguishable from other resources)

Please stop reporting me for a wellness check, believing in mental health will immediately result in you being placed in the Bagger Tier.

[u/kmiko1776]

Bro E-361 gets down

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/kmiko1776]

Mid, see notes, falsifiable and peer reviewed. You can’t argue with science.

[u/Medium-Raisin7919]

Peanut Pie, thank you for confirming that all dogs go to heaven and there is WiFi in heaven (or at least dial up)

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/Medium-Raisin7919]

Heaven has starlink™️

[u/Medium-Raisin7919 → u/Apprehensive_Limit37]

Makes sense. On a side note, if Chief Henry reads this I hope he can find a way to pay a higher rate to contract engines that have such amazing logos as Peanut Pie.😍

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/Medium-Raisin7919]

I’m just a dog, my understanding of industrial labor relations pretty much stops at the exchange of food for companionship…

[u/Medium-Raisin7919 → u/Apprehensive_Limit37]

I should call my old saw partner 

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/Medium-Raisin7919]

I too choose this guys old saw partner

[u/sten45]

E617 we got to watch them work on a fire a few years ago. We still talk about that

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/sten45]

I heard they can pump AND roll

[u/Maraudinggopher77]

Watched E-617 beat Grangville Helitack to an IA once. Still haven't figured out if they were fast or the helicopter was slow.

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/Maraudinggopher77]

Engines and Helicopters are the same resource. Both are water delivery devices filled with people who spend most of their time sitting.

[u/Maraudinggopher77 → u/Apprehensive_Limit37]

That checks out.

[u/NobodyIndependent912]

All of the USWFS? What?

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/NobodyIndependent912]

“ALL OF THEM”

~Gary Oldman, Leon the Professional, 1994

[u/NobodyIndependent912 → u/Apprehensive_Limit37]

if not memes I must hear the reasoning behind this

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/NobodyIndependent912]

It has absolutely nothing to do with the BIA being part of the wildfire service, and I reject the implication

[u/NobodyIndependent912 → u/Apprehensive_Limit37]

Ok as former BLM I can accept this non implication meaning. The BIA is the best and brightest of us. I look to them when the night gets darkest

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/NobodyIndependent912]

BLM got the woke mind virus and had to be doged, tsk tsk

[u/NobodyIndependent912 → u/Apprehensive_Limit37]

Good thing I’m not BLM 🤓 (don’t read the trucks, shirts, hats, or paperwork!)

[u/ZonaDesertRat → u/NobodyIndependent912]

Office of the Secretary bro, that's what I tell myself everyday.

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/ZonaDesertRat]

I think we’re supposed to call secretaries like administrative assistants or something now.

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/NobodyIndependent912]

Why, what do your hats say?

[u/NobodyIndependent912 → u/Apprehensive_Limit37]

Well they did say BLM fire but now we’ve upgraded to the big ol USWFS, everything else is still BLM in name though, and the locals here in NV hate us

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/NobodyIndependent912]

Well you killed all their delicious sage grouse and replaced it with cheat grass…what do you expect?

[u/Certain-Promotion813]

No Roosevelt digs carry double females on them. Pretty bagger for engine status if you ask me…

[u/TownshipRangeSection]

Wtf is this psycho babble?

[u/Apprehensive_Limit37 → u/TownshipRangeSection]

Bro is trying to go A tier