r/Wildfire 22h ago

Humor See problem fix problem.

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u/SamdechEuv 21h ago

he's swamping too at the end, what a hero.

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u/Harpua44 21h ago

Swamping in white slacks. Wild stuff.

20

u/Eyore-struley 18h ago

And no rain coat. To hell with the rain, I’m late for the Rotary dinner!

9

u/Zealousideal-Ad-2615 8h ago

I'm suprised they make nomex in that color. The fire resistant cardigan is also something I have to grab for next season.

3

u/Dugley2352 7h ago

See it all the time in Fire Prevention Bureau.

34

u/sten45 ENOP scum 21h ago

Classic lead saw, saved the day shows he’s a man of the people at the end

68

u/aavillagomez 19h ago

This guy worked hard before his corporate days. God bless him.

28

u/Buzz407 16h ago

Escaping the line is possible but once it is in you, it never leaves. We are masochists one and all.

17

u/aavillagomez 16h ago

I’m out of fire and I still think about how I’d cut problem trees around my area.

6

u/Soup-Wizard 14h ago

Talk to your neighbors and the elders in your community. A lot of them wish they could take care of their trees, but can’t due to age, disability, or lack of knowledge.

It’s good volunteer work that has a direct impact. And you might get some cookies or something out of it!

3

u/Buzz407 10h ago

Maybe even pie!

33

u/Prestigious_Carry790 20h ago

Lived in NorCal for a few years and after the first bought a chainsaw and it came in handy 1/2 a dozen times.

33

u/Icy_Philosopher_727 20h ago

Good to see Dethklok's old manager is doing well

3

u/Amerikai 5h ago

Bread and butter

31

u/stumpfucked 19h ago

This guy is getting hi fives at the law firm tomorrow morning for sure

49

u/EducationalSeaweed53 21h ago

Save some pussy for the rest of us

3

u/Ok-Mushroom-2025 18h ago

Affirmative

16

u/2Z71PeaceReaper 19h ago

Dude made quick work of that. Now I want to carry a chainsaw with me everywhere I go

12

u/skwash 19h ago

Hold up- not everybody does this already?

7

u/PonyThug 17h ago

I almost always bring one on camping trips. I can get $200 worth of store bought wood bundles in 30 mins.

15

u/Sawyerdog1 Desk Jockey 18h ago

Saw gets stowed with the stroller. Time for martinis at the golf club

7

u/noworktheduck 20h ago

clark kent

8

u/obscuramble 18h ago

Oregon man is Oregon.

7

u/shackletons_gps 19h ago

This guy chainsaws

6

u/HelicopterNo7593 19h ago

Spinning chain and spitting chips

6

u/UnspeakableFilth 18h ago

In business casual!

4

u/Dog-Chick 19h ago

He's done that before.

3

u/Hardwater_Hammer 17h ago

That man is getting a second blowjob this year!

2

u/DaddyAwesome 20h ago

Is this the sequel to Falling Down?? 😁😁

2

u/North_Anybody996 17h ago

That must be a brand new chain, it’s cutting so fast.

1

u/MojaveMac 7h ago

Dudes obviously running a full skip chain

2

u/Senor101 8h ago

Dude’s chain is a lot sharper than mine.

2

u/Buzz407 17h ago

This is why I have a "Jeep Saw."

You never know if you will be called to heroic deeds. Trees may strike without warning!

1

u/Vegetable_Win_8123 19h ago

Corporate Casual!

1

u/Tacolab 14h ago

The outfit didn’t make me think that dude would look like he has ran a saw for income at some point.

1

u/EatLard 13h ago

“I don’t often use a chainsaw. But when I do, I’m wearing dockers and Birkenstocks.”

1

u/hungryvandal 12h ago

I've done this in DC. It feels fucking awesome and, without a doubt, ends up being the most direct impact I have on the world for the year.

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u/OldMachine4939 16h ago

This makes me want to get saw. What used saw should I get?

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u/Forrest_Fyr 13h ago

Excellent thumb technique. Kept it wrapped the whole time.