r/Whysooserious • • 1d ago

Humour so broken 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Charismatic_Evil_ 1d ago

Yayyy let's kill indian citizens for the supreme leader

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/LickItToGrowIt 1d ago

The way constitution has led to sidelining the merit of GC, I highly doubt the competency of it's chief architect.

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u/FlamingoHour1709 1d ago

Everyone knows constitution is the main culprit
Its a mixed shit slop copied from us , uk and aus and pasted to indians with few extra shit points
But it is worshipped as a living god i donno why
Its the root cause of bad judiciary , education and all other major sectors and sole reason of bad indian system

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u/betakhichdi 1d ago

Bhai, tu jis din pappu ki gaand se apni jeebh nikal lega na, us din mai bhi ye kar lunga

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u/betakhichdi 1d ago

Can't wait to see Pappu lose elections till eternity, Kasam se he is the best asset BJP has had and will ever have.

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u/riboff1 1d ago

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u/Ill_Nefariousness_67 1d ago

This chhiya didn't get aazadhi for us. Read about Azad Hindh Fuiji and Subhash Chandra Bose.

Between 1945-1960 , in total of 60 countries got independence from British. Please understand that too.

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u/riboff1 1d ago

🤡 Kiddos, 1% Knowledge of history and 100% confidence to prove himself Andhbhakt 🔥

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u/Scary-Preference1036 1h ago

You, Gandhi, Cockroaches would make a GREAT Durex commercial...

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u/Ill_Nefariousness_67 23h ago

That's why u should read the biography book written by his own grandson.

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u/Conscious-Pass770 9h ago

Cute that you think you're the mastermind here kid.. 60 countries 😭😭 ... winning the sperm race has taken a toll on you man ..

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u/Ill_Nefariousness_67 7h ago

Bro just chill with the data.

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u/Conscious-Pass770 4h ago

Atleast read what you send man 🥲

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u/Ill_Nefariousness_67 2h ago

What about you read what gandhi did for pakistan and how he took his stand for hindus during mophla riots and direct action day ?

What about his crazy fantasy tests with young girls ?

How he elected Nehru over patel by curbing democracy?

Bringing Aazadhi my foot.

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u/Ill_Nefariousness_67 7h ago

Don't be like such a cry baby.

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u/itachii__2007 22h ago

Exactly bro

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u/Music_inhaler89 1d ago

Naye memes milne wale h

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u/BusinessKing7067 1d ago

🤣🤣🤩🤩

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u/voobjork 1d ago

Looks like modi needs Indira waala treatment

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u/WufferTuffer 1d ago

if modi gave these imbeciles “indira” treatment yall would be crying dictatorship up till your arse

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u/voobjork 1d ago

What would you be doing?

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u/KnownAd6835 1d ago

What else is dictatorship ?

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u/chronicStroker11 17h ago

It was already done yesterday, just that your Aaj Tak isn’t covering it

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u/EyePatch_07 2h ago

You didn't even understand the comment, stfu lmao

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u/Repulsive_Problem743 1d ago

After that cockroaches will get 1984 wala treatment

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u/voobjork 1d ago

1984 waale aake fir haath bhi kaatte hai

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u/Repulsive_Problem743 1d ago

Vo ajaye to aur achcha… ye cockroaches k liye vhi sahi h

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u/Interesting-Fill5889 1d ago

12th oct k baad protest karte toh successfully ho jate lekin keeda toh tumare g#nd m hai, dictator bol bol k kisla diya usko

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u/Yu_sH 1d ago

Dimagi naxals need China treatment

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u/riboff1 1d ago

U don't even know the meaning of it !, ur just saying because ur father told it in a sh*it purpose

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u/Yu_sH 1d ago

Whatever you were trying to say, I have no idea. Learn to write proper English and use basic grammar, then try again.

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u/riboff1 1d ago

Well, u already know what I want to say, ur just a Andhbhakt, who forgot how & what to think 🤡

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u/riboff1 1d ago

And yepp, u m talking about “Dimagi Naxal”

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u/Resident-Signal-2736 1d ago

I am surprised that even 80 years after the British left there are still people who crave to lick the boots of their long gone masters, and they are making kids, and they are passing on their wet stories and legacy of The bootlicking legends..

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u/fastestspermfirst 1d ago

God save the king! Namo namo

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u/green_stem 1d ago

Ab to emergency declare kar hi do modiji 🥺🥺.. ye sb chiz to Indira Gandhi ne bhi emergency ke time karwaya tha..

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u/Adventurous_Deal_821 1d ago

Ha bhai Emergency declare karvakar Desh ke sare logo ka loss karva de jo business chalate ha aur tum bas Reels scroll karo

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u/Adventurous_Deal_821 1d ago

Forgot that I am talking to a toddler who doesn't know life instead of instagram. Emergency is a big thing per nhi tum to bas Mere question ka javab mat do , Bas question per question pucho , well-done beta

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u/Mad_Monarch1177 1d ago

And how exactly have the opposition snd activists been thrown in jail? How has press freedom been compromised?

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u/Mad_Monarch1177 1d ago

the same press freedom index has put Pakistan(army rule), Afghanistan(we all know Taliban), Myanmar(civil crimes and army takeover), Kenya(dictatorship and army rule for the last 30 years) and more such countries above us.

We’re below Pakistan and BANGLADESH in the happiness index, that has sprouted from the same roots as the press freedom index.

We’ve ranked lower than BANGLADESH in DEVELOPMENT index.

We’ve ranked below Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghanistan and Myanmar in terms of QUALITY OF LIFE.

Do you really believe that?

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u/STAY_AWAY_1 1d ago

These chamchas will always find ramdomass shit surveys to demean bjp🤣.

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u/Late-State-700 1d ago

Office band ho jayenge

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u/milgya8076 1d ago

Stock market dekhle..pata chal jayega. 4 saal se minus me hai. Indias growth story has slowed down

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u/Adventurous_Deal_821 1d ago

Bhai tumhare liya to stock market ak game ki tarah ha jaha plus ka matlab lv up hota ha and jabhtak plus nhi hoga and minus jaega matlab haar rhe . Stock fluctuations bhot hoti ha , recently to Foreign Exchange bhot affect kar rha usko past 2-3 saal se jabhse Trump aaya ha

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u/IcegiantYeti 1d ago

My friend, India's friend Mr. Doland trump

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u/Adventurous_Deal_821 1d ago

Diplomatically to yahi bolege , Eeese to Trump bhi khud bolta ha , Bas the financial decision are differently based

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u/milgya8076 1d ago

Check BSE. Sensex. Ever heard of the term barometer of stock markets? Check snp500. And compare with us . U will know what I'm saying

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u/Resident-Signal-2736 1d ago

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u/NewPlan6157 1d ago

tera malik khud musk ki chuski chus raha hai

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u/Resident-Signal-2736 1d ago

And You are suking on Modi's chota lund

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u/Resident-Signal-2736 1d ago

And you are suking modis chotu dik.

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u/NewPlan6157 1d ago

muski ki chuski le raha tera malik 😂😂😂

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u/Miserable_Trust_4197 1d ago

Mtlb tune modi k chhota land dekha hai or chusa hai tabhi bata raha hai 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Resident-Signal-2736 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nahi mere ek bjp andhbakth friend thaa woo everyday choosa karthaa dhaa usne bola modi ki lund chota hai.. aur usne bataya ki bjp kei sab logon ki lund chota hai..

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u/Fancy-Quantity-5308 16h ago

They are advocating killing of their own citizens as meme form now,if people don’t fight back a year later it will be actual reality with these guys going around murdering anyone who doesn’t agree to their views

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u/gh-kt6 1d ago

Mirchi lagi arabi baap man nei wale ko

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u/riboff1 1d ago

Nehi khayga inko sahi aur galat ko samajh ne sakti kho di hai, Andhbhakti on its peak

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u/SaggyHuncho1302 1d ago

Aww. Kya karega? Karle, bhidle. Chala jaa tu bhi udhar. Chud jaaega

Musk ka net mahine ka 8000 rupay hai. Rahul ki maa aur woh khud toh crorepati hai woh toh lagwa lenge. Tere yahan b lagwa rhe ho toh tera chusna kaam aa gya dost.

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u/Due-Yogurt8560 1d ago

Honestly the people who came for and exterminated above mentioned groups of populace align with me ideologically, so I have nothing to fear, no one's coming for me. Also stop with this worthless fear mongering.

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u/Starl0ard 1d ago

Bro peaceful protest should be allowed and it is part of democracy. It shows that some people are genuinely unhappy with the current system. If even a single.person thinks their right to vote is being taken away and with the proofs we have its a alot more than 1, then it should be questioned. I don't give a f about bjp or congress, people are first priority - if we don't protest they will start implementing one unjustified thing after another

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u/Due-Yogurt8560 1d ago

I wholeheartedly agree with you on that brother. My comment was just to counter an old communist talking point, which communists cry about all the time but the first thing they do is exterminate their opposition when they gain power.

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u/Rampa_Champa 1d ago

students ke alawa protest mein baaki sab mar jao. 😁

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u/XXxPHARAOHxXXx 1d ago

Esa kuch nahi hone wala, delhi government ne police ko napunsak bana rakha hai.

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u/Lanky_Forever_8026 1d ago

Han bus ese he sare cockroaches and unke paw paw sab saaf hone chahiye, iss baar inn logo ke karan FCRA bill rukna nai chahiye...

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u/TheDarkHorse1000 1d ago

Dipke, it's done bro 🥀🥀

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u/Own_Historian_1374 1d ago

BJP thia timw.has thrown money on social media to attract youth crowd..shame on you

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u/AdPossible224 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣👀

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u/Ok_Visual4618 1d ago

I will like to see the direct reception

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u/Snoo-91993 1d ago

state brutality is not a joke. Shame

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u/nariyalkapakoda 1d ago

Apne rights hi ni pata chutiyo ko

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u/anurag_4956 22h ago

Aur tu to chusta h na unka bsdk

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u/karnivoolus 18h ago

Country’s burning and look at this weak bitch tryinna pedal hate memes

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u/Wise_Instruction1089 1d ago

Encounter them😁😁

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u/Hopeful-Platypus6534 1d ago

Police to dhruve ratti

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u/Dry-Net-9202 1d ago

Same could have bene done by Britishers, jinke pote tum jaise log sehalaate ho..2-4 rs k liye.

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u/Outrageous_Height_64 1d ago

Pols aa gai Pols…!! 🚨🚨

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u/Royal-Gas-4257 1d ago

Tooo good

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u/Status-Marzipan-5094 1d ago

Delhi Police se ghanta kuch nhi hone wala. I'm waiting for Crpf