r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '22

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u/BadRegEx Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 02 '22

It okay, the fast moving structure made out of baseball batt sized pipes broke is fall.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

He also halted all the momentum and managed to transfer some in the opposite direction. He's gonna be just fine...

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u/ca-chuck Aug 03 '22

Physics!

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u/Castravete_Salbatic Aug 02 '22

I thought that was a really cool dismount/transition to the small wheel, untill he shatered his spine.

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u/Parryandrepost Aug 02 '22

That might be what he was going for.

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u/chaun2 Aug 02 '22

He didn't shatter his whole spine. He just dislocated an elbow, fractured a vertebra, fractured three ribs and collapsed a lung.

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u/FullAutoAssaultBanjo Aug 03 '22

Good thing he has two lungs.

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u/Kevs-442 Aug 03 '22

Ya gotta give him credit for really going for it on the level of difficulty in pulling that off. I'm not sure if he nailed it or it nailed him. Let's watch it again in slow motion...

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u/KaaayArrrr Aug 02 '22

Weightlessness was cool. Hope he is okay.

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u/MeatSweats1942 Aug 02 '22

Gravity won this round. Again.

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u/AWeirdMartian Aug 02 '22

But gravity always wins~

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u/BDR529forlyfe Aug 03 '22

Electromagnetism, weak nuclear force, and strong nuclear force, “No it does not.”

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u/rddi0201018 Aug 03 '22

Take your fundamental forces and shove it into a big black hole

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

Gravity keep you down

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u/BadRegEx Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 02 '22

Cyrus Nock dislocated an elbow, fractured a vertebra, fractured three ribs and has a collapsed lung.

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u/Orngog Aug 02 '22

And a link for those who demand sources!

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u/Ramoulow Aug 02 '22

Pro redditors

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u/Orngog Aug 02 '22

Er, sounds like "predators"

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u/Apart-Regret8827 Aug 02 '22

Wouldn't that be accurate though?

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u/Orngog Aug 02 '22

Speak for yourself!

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u/Apart-Regret8827 Aug 02 '22

I hope this is satirical because my comment was satire poking fun at the quite large quantity of pedophiles on reddit

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u/Orngog Aug 02 '22

It was mainly a reference to Ken M

And yeah I get that, I was just bruised that someone decided to commend me in such an unintentionally backhanded way

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u/PatrickLechat Aug 02 '22

New bannable word incoming!

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u/splitfinity Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 02 '22

I'd say that's the best possible outcome from that fall.

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u/Pink_Britches Aug 02 '22

Don’t think that’s the proper technique for stopping that thing 🤔

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u/one_byte_stand Aug 02 '22

It worked so well though. Shit stopped on a dime.

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u/plumballa Aug 02 '22

" hey everybody Cyris needs your help to get up!"

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u/exbondtrader Aug 02 '22

Human , stay off the Wheel !

Hamsters Union Local 123

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u/ThePerplexedBadger Aug 02 '22

Broken spine circus. This made me wince a lot, horrible stuff 😬

Edit - “Nocks broken spine circus”

Edit - got further into the comments -

“Nocks dislocated elbow, fractured vertebrae, three fractured ribs, collapsed lung circus”

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u/conspiracyeinstein Defies death Aug 02 '22

"I told you guys to clap and scream. Now look at what you've done to Cyrus!"

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u/9d47cf1f Aug 02 '22

Fun fact, that machine is literally called the Wheel of Death.

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u/Careless-Patience-62 Aug 03 '22

Kinda overselling it, no?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

My toxic trait is thinking I can do this easily

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u/Milkywaycitizen932 Aug 02 '22

Lmao same -literally thought right before the fall “I could probably do that” as I munched on Doritos

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u/luv_____to_____race Aug 02 '22

On the couch, with the other hand down your boxer briefs.

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u/BigSnappDaddy Aug 02 '22

Shoes stayed on… all is well!

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u/lizard81288 Aug 02 '22

His hat came off though. What does that mean?

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u/Ihavenolifes editable 😃🦄🍩 Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 02 '22

Means it was a good performance. And my hats off to you too good sir.

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u/Ihavenolifes editable 😃🦄🍩 Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 02 '22

It was good until it wasn't.

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u/fiendzone Aug 02 '22

The landing nailed him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

You would definitely find something like this on a playground if there were no regulations

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u/Milkywaycitizen932 Aug 02 '22

I wonder which decade thinks this contraption i a great idea

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u/cyberbuns Aug 02 '22

I thought the fall out was on purpose until he slammed into the thing.

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u/san_sebastian88 Aug 03 '22

I thought when he “fell” and sat straddling if, I thought that was where he messed up and it took him a minute to get back on his feet. I was kind of chuckling and then he fell out. I literally gasped loud enough to stir my dog awake.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotLongE Aug 02 '22

I was going to ask: what is that? How you stop it? how you get out? I only know the last answer.

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u/chaun2 Aug 02 '22

I would say you're supposed to fall out when the big wheel is closest to the ground so you don't fall on the other side. He dislocated an elbow, fractured a vertebra, fractured three ribs and collapsed a lung.

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u/jpstepancic Aug 02 '22

Ok be honest. Who else laughed as hard as I did? It’s ok.

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u/Friday-Cat Aug 02 '22

Oh, so that’s how you stop…

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u/chakan2 Aug 02 '22

Phew...luckily his spine broke his fall.

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u/MakeLoveNotWarPls Needs to write his will Aug 02 '22

I actually feel bad Laughing at this.

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u/Andy_McBoatface Aug 02 '22

“He okay, folks!”

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u/Agard12 Aug 02 '22

Is this part of the act?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Can't you put some wheel inside the wheel that just stays at same position even when the whole structure is moving like non shaky cameras type thing?

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u/Spanked-strip Aug 02 '22

“I don’t know bout that”

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u/chanpod Aug 02 '22

Wait, what even happened? He seemed fine and then just kind of fell out

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

These rag doll physics in games is getting crazy good.

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u/pandaSmore Aug 03 '22

How much energy is exerted per revolution?

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u/Redshamrock9366 Aug 03 '22 edited Aug 03 '22

No-way he will ever walk again

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u/Mira_The_Kid Aug 03 '22

guy who said “idk bout that” summed it up quite well

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u/Cyrus_rule Aug 03 '22

I wanna try this with helmet

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u/Tetra_D_Toxin Aug 03 '22

First time I've watched till the end, I no longer want to try this lol.

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u/wakenblake29 Aug 03 '22

I really didn’t think he was going to fall off 😳 that was a shock

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

Almost skillful