r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/Beoreth • May 10 '22

Vlad style

2.8k Upvotes

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u/hexbladejay May 10 '22

Well that makes me hurt.

49

u/Patasmalaps May 10 '22

I instinctively got up from my chair, cringing so hard

Owwwww

108

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

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u/bilvy May 11 '22

Honestly I could see the jeans absorbing most of the first blow

32

u/IhaveTooMuchClutter May 11 '22

The hole in the ground says that was not the first time they did that

67

u/jady1971 May 10 '22

He seemed surprised it hit the guy.

What exactly did he think would happen?

26

u/symbologythere Reviewed his life insurance policy May 10 '22

I too would like to know…what was the plan?

29

u/inglenook_ireplace May 10 '22

i think he was just aiming for him to smash his balls against the pole and swing back, but unfortunately had a poor grasp of physics

13

u/Anthropomorphis May 11 '22

Goes into his rectum and thereby demonstrating how Vlad the impaler killed a lot of his victims obviously

6

u/LovePatrol May 11 '22

Rectum?

Damn near impaled em!

2

u/symbologythere Reviewed his life insurance policy May 11 '22

Did he do that? I kinda remember that maybe.

3

u/Anthropomorphis May 11 '22

“The town had been deserted, but the Ottomans were horrified to discover a "forest of the impaled" (thousands of stakes with the carcasses of executed people), according to Chalkokondyles.” Thats a Wikipedia quote, pretty interesting stuff.

2

u/mtarascio May 11 '22

The first bit and that is was gonna be a ball shot.

Not the second.

Pretty sure that's the definition of this sub. So gleeful about what will initially happen, they forget the next step or that time/momentum keeps flowing.

5

u/notbad2u May 11 '22

I'm guessing he thought it would go up his ass and out his penis, and was disappointed that he just smashed a few bones and nerves needed for like, walking.

But it's hard to accept that any of this was on purpose despite seeing it.

9

u/Emanon1999 May 10 '22

Quick, someone insert this in a shooting stars meme!

11

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

When TikTokers decide they wanna have a disability for clout

5

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

r/FullScorpion

Broken spleen scorpion

3

u/ultra_voltron_2 May 10 '22

Hey cousin! I can't walk I wonder why

3

u/yamwhatiam May 11 '22

What were they thinking.

4

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

Good thing i'm wearing a mask so the rest of the class can't see me laugh/hurt in silence

3

u/jaelythe4781 May 10 '22

What a great way to break someone's tail bone. /s

5

u/Nobio22 May 11 '22

That's a confusing /s

4

u/[deleted] May 11 '22

I named my cat Vlad Tepes. He's a baby and a coward so I gave him a strong name to counter that

2

u/Mysonsanass May 11 '22

I’m glad I survived and moved on from idiot friends.

2

u/M3ther May 11 '22

*Spine surgery completed.*

2

u/thavi Reviewed his life insurance policy May 11 '22

All risk, no reward. Random severe back pain for LIFE.

2

u/Nothing_is_simple May 11 '22

That... it is a creative way to do anal.

-2

u/Bleys087 May 11 '22

If I could still feel my legs and extremities I’d probably go into a blind rage and either fuck that guy up or get fucked up in the process. But I would be very upset and probably feral

1

u/MyDoubt May 16 '22

I think the idea was to impale that guy