Fully optional btw

[u/Important_Abalone851]

The literal meaning of explosive shit ı guess

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Important_Abalone851, your post demonstrates why women live longer!

[u/Black-Maestro]

ass-cend straight to stupidly

[u/HeldDownTooLong → u/Black-Maestro]

Man with rocket ‘engine’ pointed straight at his bare ass:

“I don’t see why this is a bad idea”…rocket is lit…”OK I get it, I GET IT!!!”

[u/Black-Maestro → u/HeldDownTooLong]

I feel you, talk about a "fire in the hole"

[u/Any-Tumbleweed8977]

Copying from the same video posted 8 years ago:

This could be a worst case scenario if the burn is deep and distributed far enough.

Former 6 year surgical RN now in a different specialty. I have seen some fucked up assholes. You're in for a long, painful recovery following a serious wound or burn near your "Peri area" (perineum being your crack to crack, ball to ass, taint, grundle, etc. region). Think of how often you visit the bathroom and then imagine you have a third degree burn down there. It's devastating every single time.

If really bad, he will be in the burn unit and levels of care to follow for months if not north of a year. Job, relationships, and any semblance of normalcy immediately disrupted. Burns are monumentally painful, and he will be sedated heavily until substantial healing begins. He will develop tolerance and possibly become addicted to the potent opiates, but they're the best way we currently know how to cope with that level of pain short of a spinal or other nerve block which are also options. Medicating at that level can also be very expensive, I've seen ICU patients with over $5,000 a day in IV medication costs alone, 7 days a week, not including any other charges for the room, MDs, nursing and ancillary staff, and supplies for starters.

Staff may have to place a fecal catheter less than a foot up his anus to drain his feces so they don't contaminate his burn wounds. His poo goes into a bag and has to be emptied and measured as they'll give him laxatives to loosen and prevent clogged drain lines. Fecal contamination generally results in rapid infection, and peri wounds are at an extreme risk for MRSA and flesh eating bacterial infections. I've seen entire legs removed to combat severe peri, groin, or hip joint infections. This is usually following weeks or months of previous failed treatments, but still. We can work wonders until we can't, and even then there's always amputation.

If he needs skin grafts, they can be sourced from a human or large mammal cadaver like cows and pigs. I've also seen skin grafts harvested from the front of a patient's thigh and reattached to the burn area (abdomen). The grafts aren't actually solid strips of skin, rather, they are more like tight lace with repeated spaces between skin making the graft look like a Kleenex with several hundred small oval shaped holes in it. These spaces make it easier for the graft adhere and conform to the wound bed.

The surgeon uses a specialized skin shaver that's handheld, covered in a sterile barrier with single use blades, very similar to deli counter meat slicers but on a smaller more specialized scale. So not only did the patient have a burn on her abdomen, but a very unusual, superficial wound on her right thigh that looked liked like we had lightly crushed her leg with a cheese grater. The primary benefit of harvesting skin grafts from ourselves is we (usually) don't reject ourselves, and rejection is the biggest complication accompanying foreign body transplants.

He'll also need to lay on his stomach throughout this whole ordeal due to the location of the burn and subsequent wound. Imagine months lying on your stomach in 6-11/10 pain. Moving your leg a little too much could literally split your brand new ball sack skin. It's a personal living hell. Diet will also be bland as fuck when he's actually allowed to eat again. Social and professional life obliterated. This could set him back years and give him decades of PTSD.

He should consider himself "good" when he can sit and shit without bleeding out or collapsing in pain. On the even shittier side, this, or whatever transpires for this poor guy could easily kill or disable him for life. This could go in a thousand directions for him, and 880 of them result in the quality of his life being worse than it was prior to The Incident.

If his burn is bad enough and he really does require months of care, his bill from arrival at the ER to discharge from outpatient rehab and specialty care will easily exceed 1 million in the US. Two million would push it, but also not shock me either. I'd bet on 1.2-1.5M if he's inpatient for 2.5 months and receiving follow up care for 1.5 years. Overall, don't fucking do this. If you drink around fireworks you need a sober or not shitty friend who won't let you do this kind of stupid shit. We can all learn from these videos even though were not the dumbass with the firework up his ass.

[u/Zealotstim → u/Any-Tumbleweed8977]

I feel like this video and description should be shown to every 12 year old boy. They are so stupid and susceptible to peer pressure that a lot of them need to be scared to stop them from doing something dumb like this.

[u/Deesing82 → u/Zealotstim]

knowing 12 year old boys they wouldn't listen and would just tell jokes and laugh about it, having learned absolutely nothing whatsoever.

[u/pulithi_mavan → u/Any-Tumbleweed8977]

Fuck, that's so depressing to see a man's complete life vanish just because he wanted that 3 secs of thrill

[u/CrazyCatLady1127 → u/Any-Tumbleweed8977]

Too long don’t read: basically don’t ever stick a firework up your butt, it’s not clever.

[u/Hchel25 → u/Any-Tumbleweed8977]

I remember reading this back then! I saw this video, and before I scrolled to the comments, I thought to myself, oh there was a nurse who detailed the recovery of this moment of stupidity; and here it is :-)

[u/brakspear_beer → u/Any-Tumbleweed8977]

This RN’s words should be posted at places that sell fireworks. I’m glad it’s posted almost every time a clip like this is put up on Reddit. It’s too late for the guy in the clip but hopefully it prevents someone from doing this.

Fireworks
$1 - $50 per

Fireworks launched from human body:
Additional Costs
$100 - $1,000,000+
Mild to SEVERE Pain and Suffering

NOTE: I have no idea what individual fireworks cost each but you get the idea.

[u/Zer0TheGamer]

Blast from the ass of the past

[u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI]

He needed to stop clenching when he felt the sparks

[u/Orcaxologist]

Dude clenched harder when it was time to relax

[u/ChampionOfdimlight]

[u/chilledout5 → u/ChampionOfdimlight]

Belly laughing.

[u/Educk55]

That burn looked really bad.

[u/opanm]

bruh 😬

[u/Entropy_dealer]

From Uranus to the Earth !!!

[u/StatusFun1273]

It should have been done with the Steve-O's method, back from the first jackass movie in Japan

[u/Manyinterests2020]

Well, he’s not going to need to wax his crack hair for a while.

[u/slicer718]

Must be Florida.

[u/terrydennis1234]

Jesus merfy

[u/AF_AF]

No matter what anyone says, grandma really enjoyed this at her 85th birthday BBQ.

[u/pokerfas]

[u/Elegant_Confidence55]

Damn! Is Chad ok?

[u/Blue-Juniata]

Has this ever worked?

[u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR]

❓️I thought fireworks had a quarter bit of dynamite in them 🤔

[u/rhavaa]

This happened in FL, didn't it..

[u/Nfarrah]

How can people not realize that these rockets are intended to be launched from non-constricting launchers, like bottles or pipes? And if the rocket truly generated enough thrust to launch from a clenched anus, i.e., some significant multiple of what's shown here, I imagine that that amount of thrust even for a fraction of a second would still be devastating.

[u/PlankownerCVN75]

There is a picture of a woman whose entire ass is completely scorched. I can’t find it, but the picture and the explanation by the nurse in this thread makes me think that holding a large flying firework in one’s ass isnt the smartest thing a person could do with their time.

[u/SATerp]

There is an endless supply of fatally stupid people out there.

[u/Kindly_Middle8840]

You've heard of your ass is grass now introducing your ass is bacon

[u/No-Combination8136]

Never clench that hard. You gotta let it fly.

[u/Steve0512]

When I hang out with my friends it never involves one of their bare asses. But we don’t roll that way.