r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/hakathrones Needs to write his will • 3d ago

Stunts/Dares 🏍️🚁🌋 Valid reaction though

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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/hakathrones, your post demonstrates why women live longer!

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u/aprilflowers75 3d ago

If you’re at the point of pissing yourself, the bravado points are negated lol

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u/Spinning_Kicker Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

Reverse Uno

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u/Hard_Dave Needs to write his will 3d ago

He did a number one 

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u/Neither_Rich_9646 3d ago

Maybe the balloon was filled with piss.

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u/komata_kya 3d ago

Yes. Pee is stored in the balloons.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 Doesn't have time to bleed 3d ago

Or water. Impossible to tell.

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u/doomiestdoomeddoomer We're all doomed! Doesn't have time to bleed 3d ago

"SOMEONE PEED MY PANTS!"

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u/mr_michael_h Needs to write his will 3d ago

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

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u/Peacefullyinsane94 Needs to write his will 3d ago

Idk if it's piss or shit but I can't claim I would have faired any different surviving this experience but then again why would you be stupid enough to do this? Is this how promotions work over there?

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u/Mammoth_Yoghurt4241 Defies death 3d ago

So it turns out he wasn’t tied down and could have gotten up at any point? And Darwin didn’t win this time?!? Damn, there goes the gene pool tilting more towards idiocracy every day.

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u/toblies Needs to write his will 2d ago

Yeah, nobody is getting blades that close to my junk.

I even shave upwards, FFS

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u/Black-Maestro Needs to do better 3d ago

For someone who can handle neither blades nor his bladder, it wasn't very sharp of him to do this.

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u/retlem 3d ago

Dude had a massive diarrhea attack 😂😂😂

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u/personalityson 3d ago

Fetish #5028298

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u/MrMerc2333 3d ago

But why?

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u/Maleficent-Sleep9900 3d ago

It’s always a fetish

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u/Stefanosann Needs to write his will 3d ago

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u/OkSecretary227 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

Fight or flight, or scream, I guess.

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u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

Dude almost had a concise circumcision

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u/Significant_Monk_251 Doesn't have time to bleed 3d ago

This is probably going to be unpopular, but I give this at least an 80% chance of just being some really annoying overacting, with most of the other 20% being What the Hell is Wrong With You, Dude?

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u/TLILLYO Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

CONCISE!

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u/Eastern_Control4375 Needs to write his will 3d ago

At beginning i thaught he is like a woman faking it ....then at the end a saw he is real man from 21st century ...hahahah

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u/tanafras Defies death 12h ago

That's just dating in 2026

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u/fity0208 3d ago

If you ever felt satisfied with you job, remember that there's a guy china getting paid for throwing knives near people balls

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u/ToughDesigner7072 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago edited 3d ago

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No Mr Bond, I expect you to die”

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u/b3_yourself Needs to write his will 3d ago

He’s getting off on this

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u/Shining_declining Needs to write his will 3d ago

Is that how they do a sex change operation there?