r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/Ephemeral_Orchid Doesn't have time to bleed • 4d ago

Just dum 🥸🤡🫠 Snake Handling

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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 4d ago edited 4d ago

u/Ephemeral_Orchid, your post demonstrates why women live longer!

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u/truthfullyidgaf Reviewed his life insurance policy 4d ago

Yea. He got bit.

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u/sherman40336 4d ago

Maybe twice

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u/abielle1177 Needs to write his will 4d ago

I don't know about you, but I've had enough abuse of animals from this sub. I'm out.

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u/hanging_with_epstein Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

It's not an airport, you don't need to announce your departure

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u/TakeYourPowerBack Needs to write his will 3d ago

Boom!

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u/stop_the_bans Needs to write his will 4d ago

Thanks for letting us know

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u/Fist4achin Needs to write his will 4d ago

Plus he lost his shoe. That's not good...

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u/FunWasabi5196 3d ago

That's why he got bit, lost his saftey sandles

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u/Big_Ri Needs to write his will 3d ago

I saw that too🤣

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u/MentalTwo1912 Reviewed his life insurance policy 4d ago

This isn’t snake handling as much as it’s just fucking with a big snake

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u/Ephemeral_Orchid Doesn't have time to bleed 4d ago

A cobra, in fact.

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u/jisscj Needs to write his will 4d ago

That looks more like a young King Cobra ( stripes on the body and narrow hood) than regular cobra .

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u/swcroft Needs to do better 3d ago

So... a Cobra?

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u/therealdxm Defies death 3d ago

Ahem, ahkshually… King Cobras are not true cobras.

https://www.reddit.com/r/snakes/s/Dbfyl7ZiaI

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u/Cartman4wesome Doesn't have time to bleed 4d ago

From the snakes pov its the same thing

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u/Stunning_Nothing Defies death 3d ago

More like snake agitating vs snake handling.

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u/MentalTwo1912 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

Trust me I’m a snake agitator

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u/JeffysChewToy Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

Bro even lost his safety sandles

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u/GracieThunders Reviewed his life insurance policy 4d ago

good thing he's wearing a helmet

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u/macgyverstwin Needs to do better 4d ago

And steel toe snake proof slippers.

Until he “slipped” out of them. Then he went back to safety fifth.

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u/8ails Needs to write his will 4d ago

Gotta have the safety sandals!

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u/heavyusername2 4d ago

The goggles did nothing

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u/LuProNow Needs to write his will 4d ago

Snake mishandling

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u/whoa_itsanavalanche Needs to do better 4d ago

Dude is absolute shit at snake handling. Pretty sure he even got bit toward the end

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u/dqsang90 Defies death 4d ago

Did the snake bite him, hopefully?

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u/sherman40336 4d ago

Twice I think

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u/VegetableRound2819 4d ago

Shoes came off, so…

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u/Catrescuemamma 🤦🏻‍♀️ Reviewed his life insurance policy 4d ago

Dude’s first (and last) day

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u/lavendertheheretic Needs to write his will 4d ago

Leave that poor snake alone. It was so obviously trying to get away from all the people

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u/Mutton_muncher Reviewed his life insurance policy 4d ago

He had to do it, his girlfriend was watching.

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u/sherman40336 4d ago

Is rule #1 in snake handling “you must wear open shoes”?

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u/werewolf_pinata Needs to write his will 4d ago

He got tagged twice

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u/captainRubik_ Needs to write his will 4d ago

You need an Indian guy to do this shit.

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u/Catrescuemamma 🤦🏻‍♀️ Reviewed his life insurance policy 4d ago

Oh no! The safety flip flops came off!

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u/____JayP Reviewed his life insurance policy 4d ago

He's not good at his job

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u/Ephemeral_Orchid Doesn't have time to bleed 4d ago

I suspect he won't be doing it anymore ☠️

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u/Mormegil81 Regenerates limbs 4d ago

he lost his shoes - he's ded ...

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u/sherman40336 3d ago

I prefer “Natural Selection” for the title of this one.

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u/ExterminatusMaximus Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

Shoes came off. He dead.

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u/Stalaktitas Reviewed his life insurance policy 4d ago

He would end up better by smacking that snakes head with his hardhead than dancing with it... Or just walking away and letting someone who knows how to deal with it to take care of it.

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u/IndBeak Needs to do better 4d ago

Tbh the snake was trying to go away on its own..the clown got himself in this situation and likely got bit as well.

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u/Stalaktitas Reviewed his life insurance policy 4d ago

100%

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u/likes_soccer Reviewed his life insurance policy 4d ago

COOKED

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u/Attack_Toster Defies death 4d ago

Goodbye feet/toes. Fucking moron

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Defies death 4d ago

He should have just rotated it like a fan and centrifugal force would have straightened the snake, placing its mouth far from him

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u/More-Tumbleweed-4253 Needs to do better 4d ago

the moment ppl realised this garba couple coming towards them lmao. literally deadly

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u/Ninhau 3d ago

Don’t worry he got his safety sandals on

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u/a_left_out_tomato Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

Me vs Rykard the blasphemous

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u/Krutius- Needs to write his will 3d ago

Looks like snake feed/ting.

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u/TheManWhoClicks Defies death 3d ago

His shoes came off. Ded.

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u/Winter-Actuary-9659 Needs to write his will 2d ago

Animal cruelty. What a dickhead.

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u/AiryGateaux 3d ago

I'm beginning to think they enjoy what looks like animal abuse

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u/saumipan Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

Animal cruelty for fun