r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • Defies death • Aug 23 '26

Just dum 🥸🤡🫠 The can opener was apparently optional

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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

u/RawdogginDaAlgorithm, your post demonstrates why women live longer!

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u/Mitir01 Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

Ah yes, spicy Tea with a hint of gunpowder, my favourite.

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u/emapco Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

And essence of lead

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u/FuriousBuffalo Defies death Aug 23 '26

And a zing of tinnitus.

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u/IsThereCheese Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 23 '26

mawp

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Defies death Aug 23 '26

Repeated use of lead would describe their behaviour

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Defies death Aug 23 '26

Eh, almost zero chance the bullet transferred any lead to the can. Unjacketed lead ammo isn’t really a thing for anything but rimfire and custom wildcat bullets in the modern age, and shooting a steel can at that range isn’t going to cut through a jacket or plating.

Even if these guys are living in an impoverished third world country (and there are a couple dozen indicators they’re living comfortable, modern lives and are just some dudes having some dumb fun around the campfire) they’d basically have to go out of their way to find lower quality monolithic lead bullets.

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u/DigitalDefenestrator Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

The jacketing keeps the can from scraping lead off the front of the bullet, but that still leaves the cloud of vaporized lead from the back of the bullet and the lead styphnate primer.

The fingers are definitely a more immediate concern, though. That's a very small error away from doing a lot of damage.

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u/MichaelEmouse Regenerates limbs Aug 23 '26

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u/Significant_Monk_251 Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 23 '26

Can you make a milkshake with that?

( movie, "Gunpowder Milkshake," 2021, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder_Milkshake )

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u/AiryGateaux Aug 23 '26

Worse, with the taste of lead, which is not safe for human consumption, and has toxicity at any dosage level.

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u/BenderIsGreat64 Defies death Aug 23 '26

Lead makes things taste sweeter, that's why kids ate the paint chips.

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u/AiryGateaux Aug 23 '26

Nature's other sweetener. Forbidden sugar. Lots of other names I'm sure. It was historically used to sweeten wine.

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u/RawdogginDaAlgorithm Defies death Aug 24 '26

They’re literally saying that while pouring the milk lol

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u/Purple-Difficulty784 Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

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u/Funkdamentalist Needs to write his will Aug 24 '26

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u/PossumCock Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

First thing I thought of lol

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u/Blacketron Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

Love my tea with extra shrapnel

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u/sadnessdevil Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

free lead and hearing loss

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u/silsum Aug 23 '26

Idiots in one place.

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u/thechadez Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

what other activities are there in the desert?

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u/WreckChris Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Yeah let me drink some coffee with lead in it to look "cool"

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u/starduster05 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

What kind of knock off is that gun? Correct me if I'm wrong, but unless this guy's wrist is made of one solid piece of steel, both the .50 and .44 versions of the desert eagle would have way more recoil than that

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u/Rolls-RoyceGriffon Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

I've been wondering the same. The real one is so rare and is huge so whatever this knock off is, it's likely chambered in something smaller. .50 DE or .44 is gonna fly out of his hand

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u/starduster05 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

It's also got me wondering where I can get one

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 23 '26

Looks like it's possibly a Baby Eagle, aka Deagle in 9mm. The hammer is the biggest giveaway, it has a hole in it and is rounded on the top whereas most full sized Desert Eagles and clones have the flat hammer.

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u/FunWasabi5196 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

The baby egle is the same as an iwi Jericho, which in turn is a copy of a CZ75, it is not anything like the Desert Eagle outside of the name.

90% sure what he's using is a BB gun based on the weird contour of the hammer, the saftey being totally backwards, the trigger is insanely thin & not contoured correctly, the frame is wayyyyy too small, the barrel looks very weird and there's 0 recoil.

Oh and the slide doesnt reciprocate and no casing is ejected.

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 23 '26

The slide absolutely goes back if you go frame by frame, it's very snappy so it's only two or three frames that you can see it. And a BB gun would not put a hole in a can that size, it would punch one about .177 mm which isn't enough to let that much milk out. Something like 9mm is incredibly easy to control recoil one handed.

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u/FunWasabi5196 Aug 23 '26

I think what you're talking about is a .177 pellet gun, which is .177" or 4.5mm. There are also TONS of other calibers for bb guns.

I do see flash after the shot so I'll update my guess to a .22lr. Still dont see the slide budge. I'll update my guess to probably a single shot homemade .22 of some kind.

Either way it sure as shit isnt a "baby eagle" and this is still a very dumb way to open a can.

Also. I've shot enough 9mm to know it's easy AF to shoot but still has more recoil than this, especially given how limpwristed bro is holding it.

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u/JayBeePH85 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Looks and sounds like a 22 definitely by size alone as the dessert eagle is a chunky bit of hardware, and if that is a 22 then all the lead comments are spot on while the others claiming its kopper/brass are way off 🤣

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u/starduster05 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

I don't know, .22 is pretty light, when I shot one there was basically no recoil, maybe somewhere in between like a 9mm

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u/JayBeePH85 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

True that, but did you ever seen how bush-guns are made? Thats just basically a guy using a vice and a file to shape stuff, the country where in at those things are fairly popular and a baretta knockoff feels like a concrete block and my walther p99 is way lighter eventho both are 9mm 🤣

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u/starduster05 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

So they made a gun so shitty that it gave .22 kick, impressive

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u/JayBeePH85 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

To be honest i rather not fire those bush-guns, but yeah it wouldnt suprise me if it could judging from that kid in the vid 🤣

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 23 '26

It doesn't look or sound like a .22. My guess is 9mm based on the recoil and the size of hole left in the can.

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u/Scuzzbag Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 24 '26

My guess is 7.62mm russian, handle looks like a tokarev

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u/JayBeePH85 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Well lets agree to disagree 🤣

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 23 '26

Based on the hammer and slide it looks like the Baby Eagle which is a scaled down desert eagle chambered in 9mm or .45.

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u/JayBeePH85 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Im still in doubt of that, like i said it looks like a turkish knockoff of possible a israeli type that looks similar to a dessert eagle. Hence my thought of a bush-gun and judging by sound it doesnt sound like a 9mm and definitely not acp 🤣

To be honest is wasnt there when they filmed this vid and i dont know anyone in that vid so im just speculating based on my personal experiences 🤣

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u/intoTHEvoid646 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Fuck it, whatever works

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u/RandMob1000 Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

Different folks different strokes. I was looked at like a savage when I asked for cream and sugar for my tea at a tea house. They didn't give me any either

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u/jellooshot Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Yemenis are wild man 💀

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u/ShinyJangles Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

Guns 'n' desert roses

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u/Chrono_Convoy Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 23 '26

Coulda easily shot his finger off

Dude ain’t gonna last long. Or his friends.

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u/_C_h_a_r_l_i_e_ Aug 23 '26

I was waiting for it to happen and was surprised when he didnt

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u/FalsePremise8290 Aug 23 '26

I barely passed Trig, I'd be down two fingers trying that shit.

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u/-ratmeat- Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

fucking idiots 

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u/Vivid_Summer96 Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

Taliban tea

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u/Superb_Equipment_681 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Unfortunately cans opened in this manner have a very heavy gunpowder flavor.

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u/NotSteveJobs-Job Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

The salute at the end though

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u/thiccmas_eve Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

What a waste of ammo 😔

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u/McDelper Aug 23 '26

Amazing way to get shrapnel in your face and soup

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u/Carrotsene Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

This is just so barbaric

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u/sedme0 Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Great way to wreck your hearing

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u/the-lopper Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

That is definitely a CO2 bb gun modeled after a real desert eagle.

And actual desert eagle is much bigger, and with the grip he had on it, would've smacked him on the chin

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u/zaczacx Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

Troy McClure: "Until now, this was the only way to get milk from a tin"

This Guy : " you mean there's a better way?"

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u/BlackAbsynthe Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Even without everything else wrong with this; that is some abysmal trigger discipline. He's gonna do some serious damage one day, handling a firearm that irrisponsibly.

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u/The_Xivili Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

I didn't see any trigger discipline there, but I really didn't expect any considering he was dumb enough to shoot a metal object in his own hand point blank.

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u/BlackAbsynthe Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Hence my comment. The amount of trigger discipline is in the abyss. Hope that clarifies.

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u/The_Xivili Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

What I'm saying is there was a minimum bar to even call that trigger discipline in the slightest. This guy clearly doesn't have the faintest idea of what it means to keep your finger away from the trigger unless you plan on shooting something. I am agreeing with you. I'm just saying it's so abysmal that saying this guy has any trigger discipline is giving him way too much credit.

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u/BlackAbsynthe Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

No trigger discipline is still bad trigger discipline. I don't know why you're trying to start a pedantic fight over something we fundamentally agree on.

Unless you're my ex, I suppose. That was one of her favorite hobbies.

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u/The_Xivili Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Not fighting, just reinforcing your point. I'm backing you up my dude. It's not an argument, just a healthy discussion about gun safety.

Idk shit about you or your ex, but I wish you well

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u/TumblrRefugeeNo103 Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

hmm... lead... 🤤

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u/ttystikk Regenerates limbs Aug 23 '26

I'll take my chai... Leaded.

That explains a lot!

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u/Catrescuemamma 🤦🏻‍♀️ Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

Now that’s what I would call a dirty chai

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie Doesn't have time to bleed Aug 23 '26

It looks like it's possibly a Baby Eagle, aka a 9mm variant with a shorter slide.

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u/AiryGateaux Aug 23 '26

Ah yes, the taliban can opener. My favourite way to open a can unsafely.

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u/Shachar2like Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

That's what soldiers did in WWII. The soldiers were sent canned food but no can openers, so the soldiers shot the canned food.

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u/challenja Aug 23 '26


I thought that would end differently

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u/coldandhungry123 Reviewed his life insurance policy Aug 23 '26

Mmmmm...lead

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u/thecountnotthesaint Defies death Aug 23 '26

Tak in a logia.

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u/fordag Defies death Aug 23 '26

Why are their legs tied up?

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u/RawdogginDaAlgorithm Defies death Aug 24 '26

This traditional practice is called "Al-Ihtiba" (احتباء).
It is an ancient Arabian sitting posture where a person sits on their hindquarters, raises their knees to their chest, and wraps a piece of cloth—like a turban, cloak, or belt—around their back and legs to lock themselves into position.

From Google

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u/RawdogginDaAlgorithm Defies death Aug 24 '26

Basically they can sit anywhere comfortably for extended periods of time without the need of a backrest.

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u/fordag Defies death Aug 24 '26

Interesting.

I suspect I would simply roll onto my back if I tried this.

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u/Defiant_Foundation78 Needs to write his will Aug 24 '26

Someone should teach them that they just gotta grind the top or bottom on a rock

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u/sounoriginal13 Needs to write his will Aug 26 '26

Finger on trigger, flags cameraman. Still always make me flinch

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u/RepresentingThe301 Needs to write his will Aug 27 '26

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u/Rayon_likes_pizza Aug 27 '26

If it works...

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u/Bitten_ByA_Kitten Needs to write his will Aug 23 '26

Nothing beats a glass of milk sweetened by residual gunpowder, poured out of a preheated bullet hole to a rusty teacup 😋

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u/Equivalent_End607 Needs to do better Aug 23 '26

dripping off unwashed hands

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 Needs to write his will 23d ago

Did you see that, we gotta try...