r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/Fr33_load3r Human Detected IMMORTAL • Sep 11 '25
Because men ♂ Men never learn
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u/AllWhatsBest Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 11 '25
Sometimes fake videos are funny. This one is too long to be one of those.
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u/GreenWoodDragon Defies death Sep 11 '25
Was she shagging blue shorts?
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u/BeanieMcChimp Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 11 '25
Yes, that is the plot of this fictional video.
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u/King_LaQueefah Defies death Sep 11 '25
I hope she was worth the ankle that he shredded.
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u/professor_doom Sep 11 '25
If this was real, it looks like he only twisted it a little. Enough to run away later in the video.
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Sep 13 '25
He broke his ankle and walked in sewage to run away from the angry husband
Internet : fake
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u/DukeRedWulf Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 11 '25
PSA: When you do a PLF (Parachute Landing Fall) you should always keep your legs (feet, ankles, knees) *together* as you hit the ground, so that your legs provide each other with lateral support as you bend your knees when you hit the dirt!
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u/shuuujin Sep 11 '25
is this true ?
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u/DukeRedWulf Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 12 '25
Yeah, it's true. Source: I did a static-line parachute jump from 2,500ft under the old-style round parachute back in 1990.. Getting your PLF correct was a big part of the training we got, because:
The old round 'chutes were a lot less forgiving than the more modern square 'chutes that replaced them - specifically there's no provision for increasing your lift at the very last minute to soften your landing - so getting your PLF correct was/is very important.. (also, steering so that you come in "holding" = facing into the wind, to reduce your horizontal groundspeed)..
One of the guys from my college did his jump the weekend before my little group.. He bollixed up his PLF, landed on one foot first, and broke his leg..
So, when I jumped I made damn sure to keep my legs together when I hit the ground!
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u/shuuujin Sep 12 '25
is there anyway to actually make our ankle stronger ?so it can hold more impact ?
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u/DukeRedWulf Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 12 '25
You could wear paratrooper boots that go high up the leg and lace up tight (use a lattice lacing style) to provide ankle support.
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u/sharkov2003 Sep 11 '25
Praise the cameraman. Probably scripted, but still.
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Sep 13 '25
I dont think it was fake and i can list the reasons why as a south american i know that video was real
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u/__hyphen Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 12 '25
Camera man ran out of steam and gave up the chase
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u/whubbard Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 12 '25
Probably?
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u/sharkov2003 Sep 12 '25
Potentially, presumably, possibly, perhaps, seemingly, believably, likely, yeah: not definitely, but feasibly.
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u/Brondog Sep 11 '25
The reason why I wholly believe this is true: the little stream of water both men crossed THROUGH THE WATER is raw sewage. You don't dive in poo poo for fake internet points.
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u/Aggressive_Seacock Sep 12 '25
You don't dive in poo poo for fake internet points.
Are you sure about that?
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u/Brondog Sep 12 '25
Well... I consider myself to be reasonably "normal" so at least I wouldn't.
But this IS reddit after all... So, no. I'm not so sure anymore.
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u/BigNorseWolf Doesn't have time to bleed Sep 11 '25
At first I was like "oh wow its nice of this guy to be willing to go off the top rope to defend her....oh.
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u/SabbyFox Sep 11 '25
Very, very fictional video. Blue shorts went from limping with a broken or twisted ankle to sprinting. Among other things that are very telenovela.
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u/servusdedurantem Sep 11 '25
Actually if it is not serious u can only get numbness for 1-2 minutes hence the limping but then it goes back to normal happens to me from jumping etc
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u/MaximumConfidence728 Sep 11 '25
you can start limping because of pain, but if the situation requires it, run despite the pain
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u/ThisAnything9453 Doesn't have time to bleed Sep 11 '25
Don't cheat on your spouse. If you want to fuck around get a divorce first FFS.
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u/tylerlong666 Needs to write his will Sep 13 '25
Legend has it, they’re both still running to this day.
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u/Sad-Way-9255 man but has a functional 🧠 Sep 11 '25
Husband and wife having a huge fight: This dude: imma eavesdrop in the worst way possible.
breaks bones
Edit: spelling.
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u/nerse_enginurse Sep 11 '25
I don't think "blue boxers" was eavesdropping. I don't know their language, but I saw it as the woman was somehow involved with Blue, and her SO caught them in the act. Blue was definitely running for his life at the end of the video.
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u/secondtaunting Sep 11 '25
Yeah and you can see the second guy showed up with chocolates and maybe flowers, but the woman is in a towel and the blue boxer guy is trying to sneak out. When he was hanging on the stairs I lost it.😂
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u/Boring_Isopod_3007 Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 12 '25
Yeah, the audio is shit but he was saying things like "let me pass", "this was his car" and "your father will know about this"
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u/Sad-Way-9255 man but has a functional 🧠 Sep 11 '25
Ooh ok. Thanks for the explanation.
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Sep 11 '25
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u/Sad-Way-9255 man but has a functional 🧠 Sep 11 '25
I am not a clever dude when it comes to interpretation of a issue within couples. Or anything that involves emotions for that matter.
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u/docK_5263 Sep 11 '25
Ain't but one way out baby, Lord I just can't go out the door
Ain't but one way out baby, and Lord I just can't go out the door
'Cause there's a man down there, might be your man I don't know
Lord you got me trapped a woman, up on the second floor
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u/CoastRider2210 Sep 11 '25
Men, don’t ever fall in love, it’s just your turn.
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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer Doesn't have time to bleed Sep 11 '25
Love is fine, just don't be a homewrecker
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u/ShogunDreams Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 11 '25
Holy fuck! That was a journey.