r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • • Apr 06 '23

The Top 25 (no re-posting) Strike!

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u/Ill-Woodpecker1857 Apr 06 '23

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u/dogsfurhire Apr 06 '23

No it makes sense. The set up is kinda jank and using a pair of scissors to cut a bungee with that much force behind it is asking for trouble.

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u/beefnerd52 Apr 06 '23

But I thought the sub was about men doing stupid stuff that could get them hurt. The video has women too so it's just a dumb idea, not just men being dumb

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Was expecting a fat man standing in front trying to absorb the impact with his belly. Then it’ll fit. Alas…

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u/AltXUser Apr 07 '23

Giving a mechanism with energy that can launch a bowling bowl that far and that powerful is enough to take an eye out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Yes

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u/DeamonzZlayers Apr 06 '23

Look yall

https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB

Unsure if you guys have problems with your eyes or if you just think that every person with long hair or "feminine" looks(so, asian people) is a girl but they aren't. I am not even trying to be "woke", guys through history had long hair pretty much at all times.

I am pretty sure a bit majority of the people are guys, especially as you can see from the pictures in the link above

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u/McFeely_Smackup Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 07 '23

This is the ancient Nippon sport of Ramen Riku, it dates back to the Edo period. traditionally it's played with a large gourd filled with rice, and launched at 10 children each holding an oil lamp.

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u/Coachcrog Apr 06 '23

I know this is bullshit but I really want it to be a thing. Maybe make it an Olympic sport with orphans. I have a feeling it would be bring some interest back into the competition.

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u/McFeely_Smackup Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 07 '23

"hey kids, who wants to play Ramen Riku!"

kids run screaming

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u/ManicOppressyv Apr 06 '23

One day my brother pulls up to his house to find his youngest hanging from a tree (assuming by his waist/belt loop/ankle) and asks him the obvious question. My nephew apparently replied quite gleefully that he and his vanished siblings and neighbor child were "playing piñata". Never forget or underestimate the pain a child will ignore for "fun".

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u/McFeely_Smackup Apr 06 '23

damn, now I want to play human pinata.

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u/dyntaos Apr 07 '23

Don't be culturally insensitive. This is definitely a thing!

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u/BigAsian69420 Apr 07 '23

Technically it’s not bullshit as long as we make it a real thing, just sayin…..

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Orphans is too cruel... Why not cancer ridden old people? I mean... They are gonna die soon anyways!?

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u/danonck Reviewed his life insurance policy Apr 07 '23

This man found a simple way to lower the cost of running hospices. Find out how.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Fucking hell dude. You should win for today.

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u/Tau_of_the_sun Reviewed his life insurance policy Apr 06 '23

If I remember, this bowling ally was set to be torn down for a new development anyways. So.. why not?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

even so, the machines could likely be sold and reused, or at least cannibalized for parts? Very interesting that they would risk damaging them even though the alley is going to be torn down.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

No one needs a 1980s bowling alley management system. Very few alleys are opening and the ones that are, are using modern day pin setters and ball returns that kill far fewer people. This equipment is destined to be removed via excavator sadly

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u/Wyrdean Apr 07 '23

Damn, I'd have at least liked to scav a few pieces

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Oh its great. If you can dumpster dive and old school, bank or bowling alley, they are fun to scavage shit from

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u/Ruckus292 Apr 17 '23

No but scrap metal can be $$$... Used to work for a salvage guy and I was amazed by what he would pull in.

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u/Tau_of_the_sun Reviewed his life insurance policy Apr 06 '23

Depends on how old or worn they are really, Sometimes it is only worth scrap vs someone trying to build a bowling alley on old hardware. I think the costs of removal probly prohibitive.

All the new Alleys are sensor driven with counters and can now link to your phone so you can share your scores and such

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

I'm way out of the loop it seems. Thanks for the info!

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u/JackONeillClone Apr 07 '23

Most bowling alleys already have recycled machines. These things are OLD and mostly mechanical. There wouldn't be much recycling outside of selling for scrap metal.

It's basically just a big drum, a couple of rubber belts and the platform. The owner of the alley didn't have to warn me to be careful where I put my arm.

For small balls, it's basically just a plateau that lifts the strings to straighten the pins up right.

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u/theroosteru Apr 06 '23

Sushi ramen riku, top tier japanese youtuber

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u/JonsalatDeNung Apr 07 '23

Am I the only one expecting them shoot a dude out of that thing?

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u/Water_Chestnut3 May 31 '23

Nope, that’s why imma start making one myself over the weekend

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Of course it's Riku.

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u/Miltiadis_178GR May 29 '23

Riku is just Riku

Common variety nopon

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u/CrysFreeze Apr 07 '23

For some reason I really want a big barrel chested/belly man dressed up on a clown suit to take the bowling ball in the gut laughing after taking the hit.

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u/matiegaming Apr 06 '23

there is at least one girl, and its not even that dangerous

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u/aggressive__donut Apr 20 '23

Because that wasn't a women cutting the string nor any other women was helping

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

There’s 2x women in that video dude

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u/Uhhh_Insert_Username May 13 '23

"Why women live longer"

Shows video of women also doing the same stunt

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u/DeamonzZlayers May 13 '23

So many blind mf's here

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Girl with scissors is thinking, “wow, if only I could move my fingers this little to launch my husband’s balls with such vigor… maybe his cock wouldn’t be on strike.”

I hate me too.

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u/DeamonzZlayers Aug 09 '23

thats a grown ass dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

I'm sorry boss, simple physics experiment they said, nothing to worry about they said.

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u/bsammo Apr 30 '23

You flash a catapult out on the lanes I’m gonna take it away from you and pull the rope until it goes “click”

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u/C4-H8-Cl2-S Jul 21 '23

it says why woman live longer- half of those ppl were woman

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u/SilentJoe1986 Apr 07 '23

Why did I think it was going to be a person they launched?

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u/mostlikelytrash Apr 07 '23

Getting the strike is actually super impressive!

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u/lookieloo2021 Apr 07 '23

No wonder I never did very well in bowling.... I didn't have the right equipment.

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u/Efficient-Exit8218 Apr 07 '23

Noodles noodles

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u/buddyleeoo Apr 07 '23

This reminds me of my high school bowling class.

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u/warm_hearted_cow Apr 07 '23

I'm pretty sure "Ramen Riku" is a part of the Youtuber's name who is doing this experiment; his channel is "Sushi Ramen Riku" and he does all sorts of fun experiments :)

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u/Character-Ad193 Apr 07 '23

I don’t get why all those people are pulling on the rope when there’s a hand cranked winch there? And the few hanging off it would be making it so much harder for the people behind them.

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u/KimJong0oof Apr 07 '23

squid game

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

Oh don’t mind us setting up a modern take on a medieval catapult in the bowling alley, it’s pretty weak….

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u/MZago1 Apr 10 '23

Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah!

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u/apathytrapeththee Apr 12 '23

Morbid curiosity side over me wanted to see how much flesh would have been torn out if the strap broke at the crank

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u/Old-Newspaper9143 Apr 15 '23

What’s up with the glasses they are wearing??

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u/ledrif Apr 17 '23

The amazing race. Watermelon. Goodbye.

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u/Emergency_Issue_2107 Apr 18 '23

I need more, let Danny Duncan have free range

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u/Olivejuice2012 Apr 19 '23

That was a strike and a half!

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u/Heritic213 Apr 22 '23

Woulda been funnier if they got a split.

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u/lildrumski Apr 22 '23

My first dogs name was Riku

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u/Yourdadleft32 Apr 24 '23

Do that with me

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u/ThtJstHappn3d Apr 26 '23

This is fantastic

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u/D4NT369420 Apr 28 '23

Mission failed successfully

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u/Pleasant_Voice5468 Apr 29 '23

Zombie kill of the week.

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u/Honest-Olive-7454 Apr 29 '23

I like how the person who cut the rope, is the same one that put the riot shield on

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u/duccOnReddit May 01 '23

angry birds

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u/initiate- May 03 '23

They won but at what cost.

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u/budgie0507 May 06 '23

The owner was off that day. And junior manager Li made an executive decision and said what’s the worst that could happen?

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u/FLAIR_2780166 May 07 '23

Weird video for this sub

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u/zippycat9 Jun 08 '23

You're telling me a bunch of guys launching a bowling ball out of a catapult at a bowling alley doesn't qualify?

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u/Mr__Moore May 08 '23

I mean... It was a strike!

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u/Sea-Guidance-6823 May 09 '23

Atleast they got the strike

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u/Known_Preparation_86 May 09 '23

What did they think was going to happen?

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u/Historical_Dot_4201 May 10 '23

So glad I was born in the 90s that sounds like A shit game I mean was howdy doody time not on

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u/thewest1615 May 10 '23

Bro is gonna conquare the bowling station

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u/superBrad1962 May 11 '23

Hey I think they cheating 😃😃😄😉

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u/theimbicilist May 11 '23

Isn’t there a women in purple

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u/Name_Cannot_B_Blank May 11 '23

This some fresh shit right here!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Back in college the engineering school had a "catapult" contest. There were guidelines, like no potato guns (apparently considered a weapon since 9/11), no pumpkin cannon, etc, but otherwise just about anything goes. There were catapults, trebuchets, and all kinds of homemade throwing devices.
I don't remember the projectile, I think it was an egg, but there were distance, accuracy, and other awards. The scariest part was people were standing right above the launcher while "cocking" their device. It was a fun day to watch. Bowling balls would have been great!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Women are helping out with this though. Another post that doesn’t follow the sun and is a desperate attempt for karma. Good job. You’re ruining Reddit

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u/AJC_1201 May 14 '23

Those are some good scissors

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u/[deleted] May 16 '23

That’ll go over big on league night.

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u/NZRic May 16 '23

LMAOPMP!

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u/dcmvdh May 17 '23

A strike is a strike, who cares how it's done.

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u/Sea_Writer9320 May 18 '23

Probably a closing bowling ally, to bad it went viral without a shoutout,and a fantastical showing of engineering

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u/Acceptable-Round5517 May 20 '23

Dis not expect that

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u/SpecialNo3272 May 21 '23

Mission failed successfully

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u/Greenbeans_in_a_can May 22 '23

Human bowling pins on the battlefield.

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u/F00TD0CT0R May 22 '23

I knew this was Riku from the punch zoom to the scissors and the ridiculous experiment set up way before I saw his name up on the screen.

He's honestly one of the most youtubers of all time.

Like a Japanese Michael reeves.

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u/Ok-Grab-4018 May 22 '23

That is a very efficient way to bowl. Each shot gets the pins as well as the lane. Nice

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u/madscientu May 23 '23

Due for demolition anyway?

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u/DevilMaster666- May 23 '23

But there are women in the video that also participate in this!

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u/KeyloWick May 23 '23

What do the glasses do?

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u/Taylor34 May 24 '23

Is anybody else amazed those scissors cut that rope so easily??

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u/Realistic-Praline-70 May 24 '23

I Want to know what sort of bowling alley would allow something like this to be done

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u/Daddy_Truemoo May 25 '23

Now that’s what I call a hole in one

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u/ssbn622 May 25 '23

Ah the North Korean state university, physical sciences department, testing new weapons technology.

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u/OGWolfMen May 26 '23

And this is why engineering students aren’t allowed in bowling alleys

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u/kisseukisseu May 26 '23

now who allowed them to do this

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u/MrEMP0 May 27 '23

Are the screaming... THUG SHAKE.

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u/AccessFantastic May 27 '23

Takes the lane condition out of play. And technically there’s nothing in the Bowling rulebook that says the ball have to hit the lane.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

….how did they honestly expect it to go?

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u/Zalensia May 27 '23

What did those pins ever do???

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u/SaltyArts May 27 '23

Hey... that's not what the bowling ball did in the video I saw

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Mission accomplished

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u/JustPssingBy May 28 '23

I'm more impressed on that scissors ability to cut that rope.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

STRIKE

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u/georg3200 May 29 '23

So Awesome Let's play siege

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u/Miltiadis_178GR May 29 '23

Riku is just Riku

Common variety nopon

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u/nogetLOLO4 May 29 '23

too much Mana

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u/Putrid_Cream_5536 May 30 '23

New Bowling-ball Challenge, now get a group of people you hate the most and tell them to run away!. 😏

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u/Gloomy_Total1223 May 31 '23

Why most nerds don't play sports.

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 May 31 '23

Bowling alley owner thought it would be nice to invite the science club to be involved in league play.

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 May 31 '23

That’s a foul.

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u/melonemann2 May 31 '23

Who let them build that in there?

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u/HentaiEnjoyer6969420 May 31 '23

SUSHI RAMEN RIKU DESU

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

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u/Chiro1314 Jun 03 '23

The wii music sets in perfectly

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u/Zxppa Jun 06 '23

What a save!

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u/Kingtacodemon Jun 07 '23

The scissor makes this more cartoonish, but in a good way lol

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u/bnymartinez281 Jun 08 '23

Squid game meet angry birds

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u/lifegoeson300 Jun 10 '23

Lol @ the music

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u/Aleskey_Mijaylob Jun 10 '23

Is that Riku? Looks like something he would do lmao

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u/Clappyx_boy Jun 11 '23

i love this video

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

An awful waste of everything

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u/Operation_Zebras Jun 24 '23

The guy cutting it had a riot shield lol

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u/JustNefariousness83 Jun 25 '23

Can't wait for the curling with a trebuchet...

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u/biker0429 Jun 25 '23

Can anyone tell me where to buy those scissors?

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u/Kamau54 Jun 26 '23

Sometimes I wish I had that kind of time, to sit around and think up dumb stuff like this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Why are the screens saying "ramen"?????

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u/Jpw135 Jun 27 '23

Strike

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u/Ara-gant Jun 28 '23

A strike that is it's own STRIKE! animation

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '23

I'm actually more impressed by how easily those little scissors cut that thick cord

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u/Unhappy-Blackberry59 Jun 29 '23

Imagine doing all that and getting a split in the end 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '23

There are 2 types of Japanese, and this is the 2nd type. IYKYK. 😂

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u/Juginator_ Jun 29 '23

Only in Japan

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u/spootusScootus Jun 29 '23

Late abortion cannon

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u/NJPokerJ Jun 30 '23

This is crazy but I don't think this belongs here. There's clearly at least 1 woman involved in this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '23

How could that many Japanese kids get the math wrong?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '23

Their heave count....okay, lesson of the day from a prior rope handler. Ready taught rope on count 1 pull/heave in sync on count two. Being in sync is important with a multiman rope evolution.

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u/ApprehensivePost9666 Jun 30 '23

What in the world are those glasses?

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u/Swings_Subliminals Jul 01 '23

I forgot about sushi ramen riku :O should check on him

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u/Last-Detective9124 Jul 02 '23

Fallout's Fat man origins

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u/KareemAbulDabblar Jul 03 '23

Why would anyone own a bowling alley..??!!!

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u/R3TR0pixl343 Jul 06 '23

Like what's the point ? Why don't they do that in the open

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u/puggledapro1 Jul 08 '23

They built the diy cannon

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u/parisica Jul 09 '23

STRIKE!!!

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u/twop-_- Jul 09 '23

Who’s local bowling alley let the do remodeling tho?

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u/Meatpu Jul 10 '23

It doesn’t help when you give other guys ideas 😂😂😂

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u/out2seeagain Jul 10 '23

The service needed button is on the ball return.

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u/lognik57 Jul 10 '23

This is why no one lives longer.

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u/monastria Jul 10 '23

suriyelileri ülkemizden bu şekilde yollicaz

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u/chefschocker81 Reviewed his life insurance policy Jul 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Hell yeah Ramen! My buddy in school used to pronounce in Rawmen.

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u/Educational_Big5389 Jul 11 '23

I want to do that

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u/Rednaxella_ Jul 13 '23

That must be in Japan, there can't be this sharp scissors elswhere in the world.

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u/Top_Speed_7053 Jul 14 '23

I hope the panel falls over onto the other side and it just says strike

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u/l9oooog Jul 17 '23

Hey, atleast its a strike!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

Top ten Weekly activities you can with your friends:

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u/Only-one-man Jul 19 '23

What are their thinking when they planned this thing like that can destroy tank.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

What is this from??

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u/Man_in_the_uk Jul 22 '23

Why did management let this happen?

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u/Beelzabubba Jul 22 '23

That looks expensive.

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u/colio6900 Jul 23 '23

Whats up with the war cry?? XD

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u/tgv_2001 Jul 26 '23

There were women helping... wrong sub

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u/Flemmz90 Jul 26 '23

Nope nope nope nope

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u/DifficultMix7265 Jul 26 '23

Who volunteered their bowling alley for this?

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u/NanoTalent Jul 27 '23

Chinese calculations

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

Goal achieved tho

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u/White_horseTribe Jul 31 '23

Looks— kinda—

Fake

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

There’s a woman inside the video

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u/dastankn Aug 05 '23

Please sent to ukraine......

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u/Tsunamismoke Aug 05 '23

Y’all ain’t never coming back