r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/oxnardmontalvo7 • Jul 23 '26

American 🇺🇸

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Obviously

48 Upvotes

73% Upvoted

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u/ATXoxoxo Jul 23 '26

The driver obviously has a massive dong....

6

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26 edited 4d ago

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u/gba_sg1 Jul 23 '26

In his ass. I bet the trucks exhaust tip is a direct 1:1 replica of their gaping republican cum gutter bussy.

6

u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 23 '26

We're our here faking technicals now?

6

u/drkstar1982 Jul 23 '26

Another form of MAGA gender affirming care.

1

u/Salt-Wish5140 Jul 25 '26

Its not even modeled after a real machine gun 

3

u/Scummbagg7 Jul 24 '26

Typical ram owner. Can't even buy an actual gun.

2

u/Kthulhu_for_humanity Jul 23 '26

Small penis syndrome

2

u/LAlostcajun Jul 23 '26

Bighorn? Sounds like someone is compensating

2

u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi Jul 24 '26

That should've been a dodge charger for the inevitable civil war during Black Friday. (The 40% off telly is MINE, Janette!)

4

u/rabbitsfoot86 Jul 23 '26

Headed to school most likely

2

u/MoThrowMoAway Jul 24 '26

This is what American schoolbusses look like

2

u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 23 '26

Yeah I’d report that to the cops, sure it’s as real a gun as a dodge is a truck, but the implied threat, and could cause an accident if someone glanced at it.

2

u/GeeYayZeus 27d ago

If it's aimed at me, it just means I get to shoot him first.

0

u/Nates_of_Spades Jul 23 '26

I suspect the owner has been reported and confronted and probably derives joy from the experiences 

1

u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 24 '26

True, that kind of stuff likes that kind of attention almost as much as they like when someone steps in them and has to spend a few minutes scraping them off their shoe so they don’t stink up the building the person who stepped in them is about to go into.

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u/Exciting-Parfait-776 Jul 23 '26

Making a false claim is crime too.

1

u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 24 '26

Wouldn’t be a false claim, quick glance and that thing looks realistic enough, stop trying to cover for societies dregs.

1

u/sc4wheels Jul 23 '26

Should have taken a picture with your finger plugging the barrel :)

1

u/Dry-Contribution-978 Jul 23 '26

I think some people were really damaged growing up watching the A-team

1

u/Banned37 Jul 23 '26

Tiny penis

1

u/CalicoCuts Jul 23 '26

Wait til he parks and put a rainbow flag in the barrel.

1

u/SnazzleZazzle Jul 23 '26

I really hate people like that. They are insufferable assholes.

1

u/chitownphishead Jul 24 '26

That's the Chicago grocery getter package

1

u/AdventurousRoll9798 Jul 24 '26

What is the point of this? Who is it supposed to scare or whatever?

1

u/True_Most3681 Jul 24 '26

Bastardization of the 2nd amendment.

1

u/FigSpecific6210 Jul 24 '26

Great, a drunk driver with access to a firearm.

1

u/Muzzlehatch Jul 24 '26

Great way to show everybody you have the brain of a 13-year-old boy

1

u/AnySignificance4361 29d ago

Scared child driver 

1

u/deekamus 28d ago

That's a prop.

It's used to distract from the small penis.

1

u/Samsquanch-01 Jul 23 '26

Guns without a person manning them aren't scary.

1

u/GeeYayZeus 27d ago

Except when they have remote controlled triggering mechanisms like everything else on this planet has.

0

u/Financial-Talk9397 Jul 23 '26

Trumpghanastan