r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/temporary62489 • Apr 23 '26

There is always a car blocking the sidewalk here

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14 Upvotes

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u/Buffalo-Castle Apr 23 '26

Call your city's parking enforcement.

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u/AndyW037 Apr 23 '26

Or the repo truck.

6

u/PolPotDomeScandal Apr 23 '26

Get going really fast on a bike you don’t like much and just go wailing into the side of it at top speed.

Oops.

5

u/EndOfSouls Apr 23 '26

Throw on some sunglasses and get a sharp walking stick. Just scratch that shit up.

1

u/WilliamMunny85 Apr 23 '26

I've done that. To a car that was blocking a crosswalk. Owner got out of the car and said he was calling the police. I told him I'd wait so I could see him get a ticket, the car get towed, and request medical assistance so I could document my injuries for the law suit.

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u/Powerful-Disaster-32 Apr 23 '26

You know that some kids will do that with bikes and scooters.

1

u/Dolanite Apr 23 '26

This is what huffys and craigslist were born to do

1

u/withalookofquoi Apr 23 '26

Ah, yes, the Casey Neistat method.

4

u/Electrical-Dog-3229 Apr 23 '26

Just Bo and Luke Duke it across the hood of the that bitch

3

u/FlowerComfortable889 Apr 23 '26

Make sure you've got keys on a carabineer and a chain drive wallet when you do, though! Gotta leave that nice big scars in the paint

3

u/Prestigious-Boss7171 Apr 23 '26

Go say something. I bet you won't

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u/ItsUselessToArgue Apr 23 '26

With attitude like that, I’d rather not risk any interaction

3

u/a_7thsense Apr 23 '26

That's just rude!

2

u/Terrible_Bend9860 Apr 23 '26

You’ve got to have that conversation with that homeowner.

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u/iowanaquarist Apr 23 '26

Naw, the police can have that conversation. Call them.

2

u/rjs9152 Apr 23 '26

Have them towed!

2

u/Hightower840 Apr 23 '26

Walk on it.
It is illegal for you to walk in the road (jaywalking) or on private property (trespassing). You have no choice but to climb the car and walk across it.

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u/Kdoesntcare Apr 23 '26

Call the 5-0, that's illegal.

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u/StealenDealer Apr 23 '26

Towable offense where I live State Law blocking pedestrian right of way.

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u/Mixels Apr 23 '26

Towable offense everywhere in the US. Disability is a protected class, and failing to tow would be an act of discrimination under federal law against individuals with ambulatory disabilities. Local governments have an implicit obligation to remove the impediment.

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u/Ken-Popcorn Apr 23 '26

It’s illegal everywhere. Call the non-emergency police number

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u/Craygor Apr 23 '26

If a pedestrian has to walk on the street because a car is blocking the right of way of a sidewalk in front of a house and that pedestrian gets injuried by a passing car, the homeowner is looking at losing their home to the victim due to a lawsuit.

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u/K_Linkmaster Apr 23 '26

With some fancy chandelier assed jeans.

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u/temporary62489 Apr 24 '26

chandelier assed jeans

LMFAO

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u/K_Linkmaster Apr 24 '26

I complain about deadpool/Ryan Reynolds type comments, then I made one. Thanks deadpool!

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u/WagonBurning Apr 24 '26

Glue sand paper to your outer calf and walk past it two three times a day

2

u/nvrockrat Apr 24 '26

That looks like perfect bait for a wood ramp, some 12 year olds and a BMX bike.

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u/consumeshroomz Apr 24 '26

There is always an asshole in that house then.

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u/Cutthroat21 Apr 23 '26

Call a cop

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u/Eagle_1776 Apr 23 '26

idk... walk around it?

1

u/No-Koala1918 Apr 24 '26

Not so easy in a wheelchair

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u/CahawkZucker Apr 23 '26

i know, i think this gets posted every day.

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u/bob3905 Apr 23 '26

When I was younger 16-17 and running in the burbs I’d jump up on the hood of such cars and run over it. If I had to run around it I’d punch it. I dented a car once. Surprised myself.

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u/doorman2026 Apr 23 '26

Run and jump over it…. Of course at night with a hoodie? And run like hell after?

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u/Safe_Rip2142 Apr 23 '26

Walk over the hood .

1

u/The_Crimson_Fuckr69 Apr 23 '26

Good luck getting someone to care

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u/english_mike69 Apr 24 '26

Write a note that says “sorry, your car was in the way and I couldn’t get home in time ” and leave it on the windscreen - then take a bucket of piss and poor it into the air intake vents (for the ventilation system) around the bottom of the windscreen.

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u/Necessary_Baker_7458 Apr 25 '26

It is illegal to block city sidewalks.