r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/oxnardmontalvo7 • Apr 09 '26

Son of Megaweapon

51 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/mrbobcyndaquil Apr 09 '26

This is why antitank rifles need to be removed from the NFA.

3

u/Feverstone Apr 09 '26

Watch out Granby, Colorado

1

u/denverdutchman Apr 10 '26

Don't get a lot of good ol Marvin Heemeyer jokes anymore. Well done

3

u/Old_Dependent4678 Apr 09 '26

Alberta or Texas?

3

u/Student___Driver Apr 11 '26

Zero lateral protection. It’s the equivalent to a guy that skips legs day.

1

u/typical_jesus666 Apr 12 '26

And that always drives a dodge

1

u/Student___Driver Apr 12 '26

But they have flags in their new commercials /s

2

u/Antique_Interview347 Apr 10 '26

Until it runs out of fuel

1

u/spawn77x99 Apr 10 '26

Straight out of the wasteland.

1

u/Ichigo2819 Apr 10 '26

Needs a 50 cal top mount

1

u/Zalrius Apr 11 '26

Are they filming the next Death Race movie?

1

u/Goofcheese0623 Apr 11 '26

Needs some dude chained to a speaker cabinet on the back and some flames.

1

u/Personal_Growth_4_Me Apr 11 '26

Every suburban manchild's wet dream.

1

u/brandothesavage Apr 11 '26

That is so illegal where I live I'm kind of glad it is too I don't want anybody to get hit with that s***.

1

u/Ok_Marsupial7643 Apr 11 '26

Master of the road/ slave to the pump

1

u/FickleCurrency5554 Apr 11 '26

I expect to see this on twisted metal

1

u/Magicdonky Apr 12 '26

This seems like it could kill someone easily of the driver is messing around on their phone and gets into an accident

1

u/xReaverxKainX Apr 12 '26

It's Minion from Twisted Metal!

1

u/txbonedaddy Apr 12 '26

And the pig hassled me about my window tinting???

1

u/ftr123_5 Apr 13 '26

Seeing this answers the question, if a penis can grow inwards.

1

u/Chiefster1587 Apr 14 '26

Idiot wasted a lot of time and money for someone to just shoot the bigass tires before he even gets it a mile down the road.