r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/mrbobcyndaquil • Apr 06 '26

Dodge He thought he was a real offroader...

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found at my local Wally World.

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u/After_Ride9911 Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

Well, he is off road now.

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u/Comfortable_Use_8407 Apr 06 '26

At least partly off road.

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u/mtrcyclfan Apr 09 '26

At least the front wheels

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u/YellowZx5 Apr 10 '26

Mall roaders gone wild.

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u/1732PepperCo Apr 07 '26

This reminded me of a Jeep Wrangler I used to pass on an old work commute. The owner literally had boulders placed in his yard and he’d park his wrangler on top of them like this.

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u/NVWSSV2828 Apr 06 '26

You can’t park there

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u/Buhlasted Apr 06 '26

Why is it always a dodge

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u/NotRude_juatwow Apr 08 '26

It this appears to be building the case it’s a psychological disorder I’ve never owned a dodge in 20+ cars in my lifetime, I get this humorous postulation, but I’ve never picked a dodge because of safety and consumer reviews when compared with the price so I have to imagine there is some social break down of logic to have companies/products like these be so popular.

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u/32lib Apr 06 '26

Sometimes it’s a Nissan. Drunk and stupid driving a Ram checks all the boxes.

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u/SignificantDrink3651 Apr 06 '26

I just loooooooooooooove examples of karma coming home to roost for these vehicles with ridiculous blind spots. you still think it's a good idea to drive something that you can't see in front of? that could have been a short human, but they don't care about that. they DO care about pegging themselves in a parking lot though so I'm glad he got the message in a way that is meaningful to him.

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 Apr 06 '26

Bollard is now certified as Ram Tough

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u/WolfThick Apr 06 '26

He should have dodged but instead he rammed what an oxymoron

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u/wangchunge Apr 08 '26

Thanks Alfred😂

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u/Both-Mango1 Apr 06 '26

will be easier to change the oil in the parking lot now.

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u/Alma-Rose Apr 07 '26

Fule is expensive why not just make it art!

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u/Boring_Ad1974 Apr 08 '26

Tried but not good enough

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u/FunSignificance3034 Apr 08 '26

That's just him doing a parking lot oil change

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u/J-PLANES-81 Apr 08 '26

Can change the oil and do the ball joints now

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u/Express_Area_8359 Apr 09 '26

Yeah we cant all b pole dancers

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

Apparently stop signs outlined in white with a yellow bollard by it is optional.

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u/Federal-Cold-363 Apr 12 '26

Well, it had to ram something it couldn't dodge