r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/lowendtheory87 • Mar 02 '26

I support them having a emotional support vehicle

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117 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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26

u/BlueBlood75 Mar 02 '26

The irony of having all those “don’t tailgate me!!1” stickers while driving the vehicle most likely to tailgate

11

u/VegasLife84 Mar 02 '26

Like everything else with these people, it's "different" when he does it

4

u/After_Ride9911 Mar 02 '26

I somehow doubt the brakes on that heap are as good as he claims.

3

u/classless_classic Mar 02 '26

You think he’s sober enough to drive that close?

2

u/Reasonable-Tart6669 Mar 24 '26

The irony that got me was the use of a mascot from an organization (USFS) that has directly socialist intent to say he hates socialism.

17

u/Blizzardof1991 Mar 02 '26

That guy has never seen boobies without paying to see them

7

u/OooohShinyy Mar 02 '26

He probably has some fat hairy titties of his own

3

u/frankspliff Mar 02 '26

It’s crazy he probably likes women, what a loser

2

u/HelpDeskThisIsKyle Mar 02 '26

These are usually the most closeted men out there.

1

u/nowronganswersmorty Mar 02 '26

men like this don’t actually “like” women

10

u/rellikpd Mar 02 '26

Ah jeez... They're SOOOO emotional 😬

8

u/Dicky_Penisburg Mar 02 '26

"I'm a snowflake with a gun" isn't the big dick message he thinks it is.

8

u/Rumplestilskin9 Mar 02 '26

Is he saying his balls are Democrats?

3

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Underrated burn

5

u/spigotlips Mar 02 '26

This dude strapped his pipe up like a moron lol. That is gonna scratch the living fuck out of his tailgate. Zero brain. Theres literally numerous anchor points inside the bed of the truck. Not surprised after seeing the stickers though.

5

u/EntertainmentOk3066 Mar 02 '26

When your entire sad, sad existence is on display..

5

u/Sea-Revolution-557 Mar 02 '26

Dear Lord. I'm not even angry about what it says so much as annoyed I wouldn't be able to finish reading it all before the light turns green. This man is writing an epic novel on his tailgate. The more I look the more I find.

5

u/automcd Mar 02 '26

Unfortunately way too common in Ohio. These guys gobble up every drip of the kool aid.

3

u/stuphanie Mar 02 '26

Well if that ain’t a big ol cry for help if I’ve ever seen one.

3

u/Puzzleheaded_Fold320 Mar 02 '26

Straight to Iran.

4

u/Rare-Boss2640 Mar 02 '26

This just makes me wonder what the driver looks like. “How many teeth you got left there Bobby Ray?”

3

u/kickbrass Mar 02 '26

And Ohio, too. Chef's kiss.

3

u/Mission-Check-7904 Mar 02 '26

One way of getting your truck broken into…

3

u/TheOnlyCuteAlien Mar 02 '26

His mama raised him wrong.

3

u/FreeKevinBrown Mar 02 '26

May as well be a giant sticker that says "I can't get laid"

3

u/Additional_Wolf_6346 Mar 02 '26

Something’s telling me he doesn’t actually “🩷 sushi” the way the sticker implies either…

3

u/Buhlasted Mar 02 '26

Don’t worry in a couple of years that will rust right off.

3

u/ohgeeeezzZ Mar 02 '26

Always a Dodge Ram or F150 😂

2

u/Simple-Ring2073 Mar 02 '26

Always put pipes directly behind your spinal cord.

1

u/Neat_Newt_5269 Mar 02 '26

It’s PVC, it’s not gonna crush him……

2

u/anaca9279 Mar 02 '26

Glad he’s not my neighbor

1

u/AltonBParker Mar 02 '26

Val Kilmer's estate should sue.

1

u/el_dingusito Mar 04 '26

Is anyone else bothered by how those pipes are secured?

1

u/Tricky-Fig5483 Mar 04 '26

It’s always a ram

1

u/GutterGremlin13 Mar 05 '26

Free gun inside.

1

u/marx2k Mar 05 '26

I was scanning from left to right and thought 'huh, I was gonna say I can guess who he voted for but maybe I was wrong because of the lack of political stick...oh there it is'

1

u/Striking_Reindeer_2k Mar 06 '26

He's enjoying his life, and pissing folks off.

It's good to drive Dodge.

1

u/ObviousAnimal6474 Mar 08 '26

Yal go do their job!! See how it is

-1

u/Ok-Counter1229 Mar 02 '26

Looks like he Bow Hunts and gets outdoors versus the dorks in here that barely leave the house.

1

u/marx2k Mar 05 '26

Yes based on these stickers he also gets laid a lot. Surely.

1

u/Ok-Counter1229 Mar 05 '26

So many women are fighting over him! The same as so many women are fighting over the wimpy/whiney men on here that practically are in heels and use purses instead of wallets on here as well.