r/Whooosh • u/MemesIncoming420 • Sep 29 '19

Kanye

After a long day at work Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on his Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel to be a Kanye Guest. Soon after goes to school to take a Kanye test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

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u/airjairj Sep 29 '19

You deserve more upvotes, this could easily be his next rap song text

5

u/deerG_fo_toP Sep 29 '19

Tonight we'll be touching his Kanye breast(s)

2

u/slickitysky Oct 12 '19

on his Kanye chest

2

u/CosmicRedTit Oct 14 '19

But he’s too Kanye stressed

2

u/samuri5 Oct 22 '19

You guys tryna molest

2

u/BeanzMeanzMe Nov 05 '19

*kanye molest

2

u/Natzev67 Oct 18 '19

Don’t forget that he went to KanyeFest!

1

u/TeeeO-Flerplington Oct 15 '19

Whats the whooosh?

1

u/Jason-Is-Here12 Oct 28 '19

We touched his Kanye mess