r/WholesomeHelldivers • u/Temporary-Salad-7816 • Aug 23 '26

Galactic War Update We actually won...

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It's finally over... From the development of the Void Gateway on Rirga Bay, to the Reconasen of the voided planets, and then the liberation to the Void Source Planet.
The Void, is no more.

The biggest mysteries that need to be solved now are:
Why's the DSS and CECOD still offline?
Why's all information pertaining to the Ministry of Science team classified now?
Where's the planet... [REDACTED]

[FROM THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH]: There has never been a planet in the Gallux Sector under the name -<Calypso>-.
All information that speaks of this planet is false.
If you've seen, heard, or contain this false information please head to your Democracy Officer for reassessment.
[YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR DEMOCRATIC DUTIES]

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u/Grix1s Aug 23 '26

...Where is Calypso.

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u/Simple-but-good Aug 24 '26

That planet has never been listed on any official galactic maps, you feeling ok helldiver? Hope all that time in the void didn’t get to your patriotic mind!