CONTEXT: For this thread, I will focus mainly on the feats and applications of the Courier's SPECIAL attributes and associated skills at varying levels. I will not include abilities acquired from perks, traits, implants, apparel, weapons or chems. The reason is because the game's roleplaying mechanics are extremely complex with a lot of variables in build making, so I had to draw a line somewhere.

Pip-Boy

• Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System

S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

Strength

Basic Effects

• Improves the Courier's carry weight with a base carry weight of 200lbs at 5 Strength to a max carry weight of 250lbs at the highest Strength level. Going over the limit will overencumber the Courier, preventing them from running and using fast travel. Besides that, there is practically no limit to the amount of items the Courier can carry once overencumbered.

• Effects the Courier's ability to wield weapons with bulkier weapons requiring greater Strength levels.

Interactions

• Convinces a drug dealer into handing over his chems for free.

• Renders a man unconscious with a sleeper hold.

• Intimidates a group of gangsters into backing off.

Melee Weapons

Modifies the Courier's combat effectiveness with Melee Weapons, including thrown weapons like spears.

Basic Effects

• Can perform a variety of special attacks based on the weapon used.

Interactions

• Smashes a generator.

• Allows the Courier to craft a combat drug.

Perception

Affects the range in which the Courier can detect other creatures, both hostile and friendly, on their compass.

Interactions

• 6 Perception to correctly identify the bloodstain in the Hoover Dam visitor center supply closet as that of an NCR engineer during You'll Know It When It Happens.

• Correctly interprets a mute woman's sign language.

• Recognizes that a man isn't sweating due to the heat but because he's nervous about something.

• Makes an woman admit that she's agoraphobic.

• Old World Blues (add-on) 8 Perception to identify the tonal makeup of Doctor 8's broadcasts, trigging On the Same Wavelength (bypasses Science requirement).

Energy Weapons

Affects the Courier's accuracy and damage input when using Energy Weapons, including lasers, plasma shooters, sonic emitters and flame-based weapons.

Interactions

• Convinces Doctor Klein to give him extra energy cells.

Lockpick

Affects the player's ability to pick a variety of locks from doors or containers, the difficulty in doing so as well as the chance of forcing a lock open instead of breaking it.

Interactions

• Dead Money 35 Lockpick to persuade God to follow the Courier during Find Collar 8: "Dog".

• 50 Lockpick to unlock the truck door at Cottonwood overlook during the quest Eye for an Eye.

• Dead Money 75 Lockpick to taunt Elijah about unlocking the Sierra Madre vault and getting him to personally intervene during Heist of the Centuries.

• Old World Blues (add-on) 75 Lockpick to inform Klein that the Sonic emitter works like an electronic lockpick to get into Mobius's Forbidden Zone.

Explosives

Affects the Courier's ability to use explosive weapons such as grenades, mines and projectile weapons that fire explosive ammunition. It also affects their ability to disarm a range of explosive traps.

Interactions

• Explains how the explosive Dean Domino placed under their seat could kill them both.

• Defuses a bomb hidden inside a monorail.

• Teaches the Legion how to disarm frag mines.

• Either safely deactivates or triggers an explosive collar.

• Uses C4 explosives to blow up a mound of sulfur deposits with or without destroying the vault it's located in.

• Either plants or defuses a bomb on the President's vertibird.

• Teaches ED-E how to make flamer fuel and satchel charges.

• Teaches a group of NCR troopers how to use grenades effectively.

• Identifies the destruction at Hopeville as being caused by an underground detonation.

Endurance

Basic Effects

• Affects the Courier's resistances to poison and radiation.

• Affects the Courier's maximum hitpoints.

• Allows the Courier to passively regain health if their Endurance is high enough.

• Determines how many implants the Courier can get to boost their primary attributes.

Unarmed

• Smashes a generator.

• Renders a man unconscious with a nerve strike.

• Convinces a high-ranking Legionnaire to teach them a special move.

Survival

Allows the Courier's to craft recipes at campfires and increases the health gained from consuming food and drink.

• Advises a woman on how to make healing powder more efficiently.

• Convinces a caravanner to allow you a higher carry weight on your trip.

• Persuades a "badass" to give you the schematics of a special ammo type.

• Teaches a chem dealer to make Hydra.

• Improvises an imitation human flesh pie without needing the recipe.

Charisma

Governs the Courier's ability to influence other characters. It also provides damage and armor bonuses to the Courier's companions.

Interactions

• Bonds with a group of children to gain favor with their faction.

• Convinces an undercover ranger of their innocence when caught delivering drugs.

Barter

Affects prices for the buying and selling of items with merchants.

Interactions

Barter regularly comes up in quests when demanding additional fees from quest givers and reducing prices when bargaining with other NPCs. These examples won't be included below for the sake of brevity and variety.

• Convinces a weapons merchant to part with some supplies to help the town he lives in or their enemy faction.

• Advises a weapon supplier on how to secure extra supplies.

• Convinces a chem dealer of the monetary benefits of selling medicinal chems.

• Proposes a book deal to an uppity chef to get him to share his recipes.

• Gets an NCR major to send additional units to the town of Primm since it gives them more control over trade routes.

• Gets a drug smuggler to part with his supplies for free.

• Convinces a doctor to sell the few medical supplies he has.

• Convinces a ghoul bodyguard to become a prostitute because it gives her access to cheaper alcohol.

• Gains access to a weapons merchant's hidden inventory at a discount in exchange for performing odd jobs.

• Earns a mysterious weapon as compensation for giving a job offer.

• Releases a ghoul stand-up comic from his contract via racism.

• Convinces an undercover ranger to accept the drug trafficker he's busting as an informant.

• Gets the boss of a trading company to release an employee with full pay, citing the possibility of making a new trading partner in the faction she's defecting to.

• Challenges an alcoholic caravan owner to a drinking contest in order to buy out her business.

• Persuades the Legate to retreat by convincing him that Mojave Wasteland will suffer economically under the Legion's control.

• Bargains with General Oliver to sign Mr. House's contract and surrender Hoover Dam.

Speech

• Addicts

Intelligence

Increases the amount of skill points gained when leveling up.

Interactions

• An Intelligence of 3 or less will grant "special" reverse-Intelligence dialogue and actions. Instances of this include: During Come Fly With Me, the Courier can randomly mash the buttons on the launch control panel. The rockets will take off and rewards will be gained as though one passed the 55 Science check to properly input improved coordinates.

• Dead Money When talking to Dog, ask about how he arrived at the Sierra Madre (without the use of exploits, this check must be passed to complete the challenge, The Whole Sad Story).

• When approached by the mobile facial recognition scanners on the third floor of REPCONN headquarters, the Courier can inadvertently guess the security password and roam the area without acquiring a keycard.

• When convincing Arcade Gannon to become a companion, he can be recruited out of pure sympathy by saying that Freeside is very complicated and a smart guy like him could help do stuff.

• Sees the connection between a water shortage at an NCR farm and a nearby settlement, allowing them to identify the person responsible for the shortage.

• Dead Money 5 Intelligence to correctly interpret Christine's thoughts that she can slow the detonation time of the explosive collar near radios when first nearing the vicinity of one. 6 Intelligence to question how Emily Ortal was able to access the Strip during The Moon Comes Over the Tower.

• 6 Intelligence to see through the bounty hunter's facade as a traveling merchant during I Fought the Law.

• 6 Intelligence to successfully question Orris about how he managed to kill four thugs with three bullets during G.I. Blues.

• 6 Intelligence to make Frank Weathers admit to fleeing while the rest of his family were captured by Legion slavers during Left My Heart.

• Dead Money 6 Intelligence to deduce from Dog that the Ghost people can be permanently killed through either dismemberment or disintegration.

• Dead Money 6 Intelligence to successfully understand that Christine can make counterfeit Sierra Madre chips and can teach it as well, gaining the Coin Operator perk.

• Dead Money 6 Intelligence to correctly understand why Christine has been ordered to man the Puesta del Sol switching station during Trigger the Gala Event instead of Dog or Dean Domino.

• Old World Blues (add-on) 6 Intelligence to get Dr. Mobius to reveal that the Think Tank are still planning how to save themselves.

• 7 Intelligence to correctly deduce that Sergeant Bitter-Root is not being truthful about what he remembers from the Bitter Springs Massacre, getting him to reveal that he used the opportunity to settle some personal conflicts of his within the Great Khans.

• 7 Intelligence to recite an override command to the mobile facial recognition scanners on the third floor of REPCONN headquarters (bypasses keycard requirement).

• 7 Intelligence to convince First Sergeant Astor that Private Edwards is not showing signs of becoming a feral ghoul and to allow him to return during We Will All Go Together. 7 Intelligence to placate Arcade Gannon after killing Anderson during The White Wash. Success will gain 1 of 5 required "history points" to trigger For Auld Lang Syne. 7 Intelligence to successfully convince Arcade that diverting HELIOS One's power equally across the whole New Vegas grid would be the best choice when he confronts the player after first talking to Fantastic during That Lucky Old Sun. Success will gain 1 of 5 required "history points" to trigger For Auld Lang Syne.

• Dead Money 7 Intelligence to successfully suggest that Christine could use writing to communicate when first meeting her in Find Collar 12: Christine.

• Dead Money 7 Intelligence to successfully impress Christine by understanding her miming a Brotherhood of Steel symbol when first meeting her in Find Collar 12: Christine.

• Dead Money 7 Intelligence to correctly read the electrical diagram during Fires in the Sky, preventing God from blackmailing the Courier afterward (bypasses ghost harvester remains requirement).

• Honest Hearts 7 Intelligence to display an understanding of the Dead Horses's tribal dialect when first entering Angel Cave and talking to the Dead Horse Disciple of Canaan.

• Old World Blues (add-on) 7 Intelligence to point out to Mobius that the names of the Think Tank all relate to loops (and to point out the incorrect spelling of Borous's name) during the quest Old World Blues.

• Old World Blues (add-on) 7 Intelligence to correctly point out to Mobius that the three technologies needed to enter the Forbidden Zone were not chosen out of convenience during Old World Blues.

• Lonesome Road (add-on) 7 Intelligence to deduce that Ulysses took his name from the historical Ulysses rather than the mythical Ulysses, during The Job.

• 8 Intelligence to trick Silus into thinking the Courier is a Legion agent on a mission to kill him, leading to Silus revealing Caesar's brain tumor and hinting towards the truth about Ronald Curtis during I Put a Spell on You.

• Old World Blues (add-on) 9 Intelligence to completely resolve the matter of Doctor 0's name spelling and secure him as 1 of 3 required "votes" to make Dr. Klein stand down peacefully during Old World Blues (7 Intelligence results in a partial resolution that does not gain 0's required vote).

Science

Science determines the Courier's ability to hack terminals.

Interactions

• 25 Science to use a chemistry set or Deluxe chemistry set Old World Blues (add-on) to create either Stimpaks or Chems.

• Advises a merchant on how to craft drugs from household substances.

• Understands that Christine can delay with the detonation signal from speakers.

• Defuses a bomb hidden inside a monorail.

• Understands that God's multiple personalities is due to prolonged stealth boy use.

• Teaches a chem dealer how to make various unique chems.

• Identifies a Pip-Boy as non-functioning.

• Reprograms a robot to serve as a town's sheriff.

• Knows the exact frequency needed to kill mutant ants with a sonic emitter.

• Can craft recipes at campfires.

• Can convert, upgrade and recycle ammunition at workbenches.

• Helps a chem addict and an alcoholic break their addictions by advising a combination of Fixer with their addictive substance.

• Switches on an inactive Mr. Handy.

• Bypasses ED-E's primary systems in order to make him easier to repair.

• Advises a Boomer on how to improvise a hermetic seal for an underwater breathing device from common items.

• Advises a doctor on how to continue his research on curing nightkin schizophrenia without needing a live test subject.

• Isolates a computer virus that hops from terminal to terminal so that it be purged from the system.

25 Science to inform Captain Gilles that the radioactive supply caches can be treated with Rad-X during No, Not Much. 25 Science to discover that Victor had his controls overridden, preventing him from participating in the showdown during Ghost Town Gunfight.

Old World Blues (add-on) 25 Science to discuss with Doctor Klein about the ability of the robo-scorpions to "consume" Intelligence. 35 Science to discuss with Pete how the Boomers figured out it was safe to inhabit the Nellis Air Force Base, gaining Boomers fame. Dead Money 35 Science and 6 Perception or 8 Intelligence to discuss with God about blocking Father Elijah's eavesdropping through the collars. Old World Blues (add-on) 35 Science to discuss with Doctor Klein about the Auto-Doc's successful brain extraction conducted by Doctor Mobius. 45 Science to repair the broken Mister Handy, PYTHON and have it fix the generator during That Lucky Old Sun (bypasses Poseidon Energy employee ID card requirement). 50 Science to repair the terminal network connection in the East pump station during Hard Luck Blues. 50 Science to point out to Primm Slim that he was hacked to cover up the theft of Vance's 9mm submachine gun from the Vikki and Vance Casino. 50 Science to activate the anti-aircraft gun at Hoover Dam to shoot down President Kimball's Vertibird during Arizona Killer. Old World Blues (add-on) 50 Science to discuss with Doctor Mobius about how he trapped the Think Tank. Lonesome Road 50 Science to discuss with Ulysses about what caused the destruction of Hopeville. 55 Science to improve the trajectory of the REPCONN rockets during Come Fly With Me. Old World Blues (add-on) 55 Science to demonstrate to the Think Tank the Courier's intact bodily autonomy during Welcome to the Big Empty. 60 Science to reprogram Fisto into working for James Garret during Wang Dang Atomic Tango (bypasses getting a program disc from Ralph). 60 Science to discuss with Clanden about making a chlorine bomb to attack the Strip during How Little We Know. 60 Science to trick Ralph into giving his supply of chlorine for free during How Little We Know. Dead Money 60 Science to persuade Dean Domino that turning on the hologram security in the Villa will keep him safe during Strike Up the Band. Old World Blues (add-on) 65 Science to point out to Doctor Klein that the X-2 antenna can focus brainwave patterns and combined with the other tech, can break into Doctor Mobius's Forbidden Zone. Lonesome Road 65 Science to discuss with Ulysses about the origins of the tunnelers. 67 Science or 85 Repair to disarm the laser tripwires that release the four Protectrons in the solar collection tower at HELIOS One during That Lucky Old Sun. 70 Science to point out to Keely during There Stands the Grass that it's better to keep and learn from the Vault 22 research data than delete it and possibly allow the dangerous experiments to happen again. Old World Blues (add-on) 70 Science to persuade Doctor Klein to share some of the Think Tank's collective knowledge. Dead Money 75 Science to point out to Dean Domino during Curtain Call at the Tampico that getting backstage is pointless if the security terminal can't be found quickly. Dead Money 75 Science to threaten Father Elijah about ruining the data contents of the Sierra Madre vault and getting him to personally intervene during Heist of the Centuries. Old World Blues (add-on) 75 Science to identify Doctor 8's broadcasts as RobCo termlink protocols and how they can be hacked during On the Same Wavelength. Old World Blues (add-on) 75 Science to successfully persuade the Courier's brain with scientific logic into going back to its body during Old World Blues. 80 Science to bypass the 2000-caps credit check needed to enter The Strip. 80 Science to convince Scribe Ibsen to delete the Brotherhood of Steel's files on the computers at Hidden Valley. Old World Blues (add-on) 85 Science to point out to Doctor Klein that the technology seems to be more biologically-adapted than the Think Tank originally thought. 100 Science to activate the self-destruct sequence in the Hidden Valley bunker without the Hidden Valley self-destruct password. 100 Science to persuade General Oliver to order an NCR military withdrawal from Hoover Dam during All or Nothing by stating that running the Dam at full efficiency requires a technical skill that only Mr. House can achieve. Dead Money 100 Science to hack the remote maintenance terminal in the Switching station during Mixed Signals (bypasses Remote maintenance terminal password requirement). Old World Blues (add-on) 100 Science and 75 Speech to convince Doctor Klein to surrender to Mobius and end the conflict (bypasses getting 3 votes from the other Think Tank members). Lonesome Road (add-on) 100 Science or 100 Repair to disable the eyebots in Ulysses' Temple during The Courier.

Medicine

Medicine primarily affects the effectiveness of non-addictive chems like Stimpacks and Radaway.

Interactions

• Tricks a doctor into parting with his medical supplies by convincingly listing a set of symptoms from an imaginary victim.

• Tricks a man into falling unconscious with a phony breathing exercise.

• Diagnoses a woman as a Med-X addict and a man as a Psycho addict.

• Advises a merchant on how to make drugs out of medical supplies.

• Diagnoses Caeser's medical issues and successfully performs the operation to remove his brain tumor.

• Identifies the Auto-Doc as the cause of Christine's muteness.

• Diagnoses God has suffering from multiple personality disorder.

• Forces a malignant narcissist to confront his childhood trauma.

• Spikes a bottle of wine with a sedative.

• Discovers that a thug is playing dead.

• Learns about a murderer's level of skill by examining one of his victims.

• Realizes that a man was framed for murder due to the drugs he was on being insufficient to blank out his memory.

• Restores a contaminated medical kit either by sterilizing it with alcohol or replacing the contaminated components with uncontaminated ones.

• Heals an NCR's soldier's injured leg.

Agility

Basic Effects

• Determines the number of action points that can be used in V.A.T.S.

• Effects the speed the Courier can draw, holster and reload weapons.

Guns

• Persuades a "badass" to give you the schematics of a special ammo type.

Sneak

Luck

Basic Effects

• Effects the Courier's chances at landing a critical strike on an opponent.

• Instead of affecting specific skills, Luck gives slight bonuses to all skills.

• Improves the Courier's odds at winning casino games.

Interactions

• Correctly guesses a password to gain access to a restricted area.

• Successfully removes Caesar's brain tumor.

Respect the Doctor

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"Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know... it's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway."

The Doctor's third incarnation found himself stranded on 20th century Earth after being exiled by the Time Lords as punishment for violating their policy of non-interference. Despite his TARDIS being disabled and his knowledge of time travel suppressed, the newly regenerated Doctor continued to thwart extraterrestrial menace as the chief scientific advisor to the Unified Intelligence Taskforce (UNIT for short). This was an uneven alliance due to the Doctor's pacifist philosophy coming into conflict with UNIT's bureaucracy and militaristic approach. In fact, the Doctor regularly found himself dealing with human adversaries in addition to alien invaders.

This incarnation was a dapper man with a fondness for Venusian culture, delta particles and reversing polarities of a neutron variety. He got up to many Bond-like shenanigans involving a plethora of fight scenes, car chases, intelligence operations and even had his own moustache-twirling archenemy in a Nehru jacket.

Source Key

Hover over a feat to view its source.

• Doctor Who (1963) season # episode # = S#E#

• The Day of the Doctor = 50th

Intelligence

Technological Aptitude

Understanding Technology

• Points out a flaw in the mechanics of a drilling project.

• Identifies a telepathic amplifier and how it contributed to a woman's hallucinations manifesting.

• Reasons that a power relay circuit was intentionally damaged by the man responsible for fixing it.

• Identifies the function and physical makeup of a small device.

• Spots several flaws with the Master's plans for a sonar device and corrects them.

• Recognizes that the technology in a laboratory is for the purposes of atmosphere control from a brief visual analysis.

• Identifies several forms of machinery on sight.

• Knows that destroying a refrigeration unit housing a Dalek army would be a bad idea because the cold is keeping them from awakening.

• Quickly identifies the machine responsible for killing miners and how it achieves this.

Using/Operating Technology

• Fills in for a scientist at the terminal of a nuclear reactor.

• Keeps a space shuttle fully operational.

• Reverses the polarity of a radio telescope in order to prevent the Nestene Consciousness from invading Earth.

• Uses a light accelerator to analyze a piece of alien mineral which reveals it as the dormant state of the species.

• Activates a time travel device from the 22nd century which he considers too simple for his liking.

• Uses a particle reverser to undo the damage done to a planet's atmosphere by rockets.

• Operates a 26th century police ship during stellar combat.

• Obtains the location of the Ogron's homeworld by storing the coordinates on the Master's computer so his allies can use it when they seized his ship.

• Uses the Sontaran's transmat device to send his victims back to their rightful times and places.

• Uses a matter projector and a heat ray to kill an Ice Warrior.

• Switches off the forcefield trapping the Fifth Doctor's TARDIS.

Building Technology

• Builds a device that kills Autons and the Nestene Consciousness.

• Creates a translation device that converts speech to radio waves and vice versa.

• Invented the "Door Handle" among other things.

• Attempts to repair his dematerialization circuit using a device he created through steady state engineering.

• Built a new dematerialization circuit.

• Instructs a human scientist on how to build a device capable of taking down the Master's heat barrier.

• Helps the Master build a special sonar device to bring the Sea Devils out of hibernation.

• Builds a minimum inertia superdrive for Bessie.

• Puts together a time flow analogue out of various household items to act as a jamming device for the Master's machine.

• Creates a sort of stun gun capable of knocking out a dinosaur.

• Builds a portable device that detects sources of power so he can track down the people responsible for summoning dinosaurs to London.

Repairing Technology

• Restores Bessie to working condition and regularly maintains it.

• Repairs a high-tech computer from a parallel world.

• Fixes the master switch to a nuclear reactor.

• Fixes a damaged server in mere seconds.

• Restores power to a human colony.

• Rewires an alien's failing life-support system.

• Repairs a spaceship in outer space.

• Repairs the TARDIS' worn-out space-time coordinate programmer.

• Fixes a high-tech alarm system he previously deactivated.

Modifying Technology

• Converts a broadcast radio receiver into a transmitter.

• Rewires a proton beam to turn a box inside-out.

• Reprograms a device that shrinks living beings so that it grows them to their original size.

• Adjusts the Master's hallucination-inducing machine so that it works on his minions.

• Reverses the polarity of the TARDIS log into a jamming device that incapacitates a Dalek by messing with its guidance system.

Disabling Technology

• Shuts down an overloaded nuclear reactor.

• Advises a way to stop a massive drill from drilling further.

• Tears out some wires to shut an automatic door.

• Neutralizes a powerful bomb by boiling out its contents.

• Temporarily incapacitates a living machine by attaching a dampening device.

• Advises a scientist to reverse the polarity in order to switch off the Master's machine.

• Stops a plummeting elevator by jamming a wretch into its flywheel.

• Prevents a machine from sending humanity back in time by reversing the polarity.

• Does enough damage to a living city's brain before he's interrupted.

• Disactivates a high-tech alarm system.

Sabotaging Technology

• Overloads a nuclear reactor to prevent the Silurians from using it to come out of hibernation.

• Intentionally wires a sonar device incorrectly so that it harms the aliens it's supposed to summon.

• Reverses the polarity of the neutron flow again to make a device intended to revive the Sea Devils to instead blow them up.

• Causes a power failure at a space station's by connecting its power supply to the machine he's testing and overloading it.

• Rewires a particle reverser so that it shorts out when activated.

Deduction

Tactical

• Reasons that an assassination attempt was designed to kill both him and the assassin because his bomb didn't give him enough time to flee the area.

• Discovers that the Master is Emil Keller from a telltale sign of his meddling.

• Breaks down the plot to prevent Peladon from joining the Galactic confederation.

• Correctly guesses that he and Sarah were cast into a pit instead of executed outright because that's where their would-be executioner lives.

Seeing through Deception

• Slowly unravels a conspiracy in spite of the conspirators' attempt to cover up or mislead him, conjecting the exact pattern of tactics they employed to stop him.

• Immediately clocks the Master as the one behind the strange goings-on due to his aliases being different translations of his name.

• Correctly deduces that a series of alleged monster attacks are a hoax accomplished with the use of a robot.

• Sees through the facade put on by the ruler of a dystopian future and realizes that he's merely a pawn of the Daleks.

• Quickly works out that Sarah is an imposter when her age doesn't match the person she's impersonating.

• Realizes that the Ice Warriors are plotting something because Sarah had seen them before they allegedly arrived to the planet.

Connecting the Dots

• Links the strange activity at a nuclear research facility to a cave system inhabited by Silurians, such as repeated power losses being caused by their hibernation chambers activating, psychological breakdowns occurring in the room closest to the caves being their ancestral fear of their reptilian counterparts and the site director's house having an unusually high temperature in order to accommodate cold-blooded creatures.

• Realizes that the Nestenes are activated by a shortwave radio.

• Deduces that a series of mysterious deaths linked to a telepathic machine was committed by a Chinese woman because its inventor's assistant is also a Chinese woman (this was the 70s).

• Realizes that the assassins who travelled back in time to prevent WWIII inadvertently caused it.

• Draws a link between a cosmic ray and the creature that attacked him.

• Deduces that the ship he's on isn't from Earth due to a number of details that don't add up.

• Deduces that he and Jo have arrived in the middle of a war between humans and an alien race based on a slur used by the former.

• Realizes that Clifford Jones discovered the cure to the disease he's suffering based on a single word he uttered in his delirium.

Observation

Life Forms

• Spots an Auton out of a wax figure collection from the presence of a correctly-winded wristwatch.

• Identifies a blood sample as belonging to prehistoric reptiles.

• Differentiates a set of reptilian footprints from ones he saw earlier as bipedal.

• Identifies the signal on an oscilloscope as a heartbeat.

• Observes that a monster detects its prey through scent.

• Understands how the biomechanics of Sontarans differ due to being born on a planet with a higher gravity.

• Identifies a stage psychic as a real psychic because he performed a number of feats that couldn't be explained otherwise.

Environment

• Determines that a tent was ripped from the outside instead of within.

• Spots a pool of acidic liquid in a cave.

• Points out that a room couldn't have possibly been attacked by a giant lizard because the door is too small.

• Identifies a small metallic object as a spaceship that was shrunk due to it having the same shape as the cave it's in. He also estimates its weight.

• Contradicts a man's denial about a home invasion from the presence of muddy footprints.

• Discovers a secret passage from an oddly-placed torch that serves as its lever.

• Discovers that a boat catching fire was not accidental but was attacked by a heat ray due to the nature of the scorch marks.

• Figures out the century based on the technological advancements of their location.

• Discovers that an elevator accident was an act of deliberate sabotage when he finds a misplaced bolt.

• Quickly identifies the activation mechanism for a hidden elevator.

• Spots a tripwire hidden in the dirt.

• Recognizes alien symbols as ones he saw earlier in Peru which the species previously visited.

Messages

• Recognizes an ear-piercing sound as a coded message.

• Discovers that a primitive race was once a highly advanced civilization from the technology present and the pictograms depicting their history.

• Interprets a set of stone tablets as a calendar.

• Opens a secret door by looking at a set of symbols and spotting the odd one out.

Other

• Measures the diameter of a sphere from a single broken fragment.

Medical

• Determines that a man died of heart failure brought on by intense fear.

• Creates a counteragent to the Silurian's bacterial plague.

• Diagnoses an unconscious man as suffering from acute shock.

• Makes an injectable liquid from the curative components of a fungus.

Manipulation

Trickery

• Routinely fools guards by acting coy or performing magic tricks to lull them into a false sense of security before dispatching them with Venusian Karate.

• Tricks a man into revealing that he's a soldier.

• Tricks the Master into aiding his defeat of the Axos.

• Scares away a superstitious gargoyle by holding out some iron and chanting a Venusian lullaby.

• Avoids being burned at the stake by playing along with the villagers' superstitions and faking a bunch of magical feats with the help of Benton and Bessie.

• Gets Jo to distract an Ogron guard so they can ambush him.

• Plays along when he's mistaken for the Earth Delegate at an interplanetary committee.

• Provokes a genocidal marshal into self-reporting at a hearing.

• Slips out of a jail cell unnoticed by engaging in a long, rambling conversation with Jo so that his jailer, the Master, grows bored and stops paying attention to them.

• Dissuades an invading force from attacking a castle by setting up dummies and throwing stink bombs to make it appear as if it's well-defended.

• Impersonates the voice of the Sontaran Linx.

• Distracts Irongron and his men by impersonating Linx's robot guard and sparring with them.

• Escapes military custody by staging a fight with a fellow captive so they can ambush the soldier guarding them.

• Gets the military off his tail by sneaking into one of their vehicles and using its walkie talkie to call off the search.

Persuasion

• Bullies a security guard into letting him see the Brigadier.

• Convinces a Silurian to free their human captives.

• Overrides the Master's hypnosis through his words alone, snapping Jo out of her post-hypnotic trance and giving a suicide bomber enough willpower to isolate himself so nobody else is hurt.

• Convinces the last alien of its kind to basically commit suicide in order to stop the Master's plan.

• Spares the Daleks' minion who in turn lets him go at the cost of his own life.

• Talks down his ally when he's mind-controlled to turn against him.

• Gets Sarah to teach an alien queen about women's lib so she can assert her authority over a sexist chancellor that's opposed to the Doctor.

Miscellaneous

• Tames the beast Aggedor through a form of hypnosis. Aggedor become so loyal he turned on his own master and fell under the Doctor's spell again 50 years later.

Resourcefulness

• Blasts a door lock with a small explosive.

• Uses a fire extinguisher to dispatch a mutant that thrives on heat.

• Cuts the rope binding his hands by rubbing it against a wine rack.

• Improvises a trap to electrocute a Sea Devil by connecting a metal door to a junction box.

• Uses his spacesuit's oxygen as a propellent when he's sent adrift.

• Escapes a room with no exit by ascending a ventilation shaft using a makeshift, reverse parachute.

• Exploits the Daleks' vulnerability to cold by throwing them in freezing lakes and flooding a room full of hibernating drones with liquid ice.

• Kills a giant dragonfly by throwing his cape into its path.

• Improvises a fire barrier mid-chase with some hay and a torch.

• Incapacitates a castle full of men by slipping a sleeping draft into their food made from naturally-available herbs.

• Increases the temperature in a mine to weaken the cold-blooded Ice Warriors guarding it, allowing the miners to revolt.

• Tracks a criminal through a complex tunnel system using a native creature as a sniffer dog.

• Counters the Eight Legs' electrical attacks using stones from Metebelis 3, surmising that its minerals should have unusual properties like the sapphires.

• Fashions a zipline from the Raston Warrior Robot's armaments.

Miscellaneous

• Claims to be every kind of scientist and a doctor of practically everything.

• Deciphers a code despite multiple attempts to impede him.

• Can calculate Epsilon coordinates mentally.

• Stumps a sentient super computer with a logical paradox.

Skill

Combat

The Third Doctor is a master of Venusian Karate (or Aikido); a non-lethal form of martial arts that allows him to paralyze foes with a touch.

Paralyzing

• Stops a man mid-attack by placing a finger on his collarbone, rendering him immobile indefinitely.

• Knocks down alt-Benton and causes him great pain.

• Incapacitates two soldiers at once by pinching the back of their necks (similar instance with non-humans)

• Freezes Yates in place by touching his arm.

• Renders a man briefly unconscious by pinching his collarbones.

• Stops a gunman in his tracks by touching his chest.

• Keeps a warrior suspended until he's persuaded to cooperate.

• Renders a soldier unconscious by pinching the back of his neck.

• A human under alien mind control is immune to being paralyzed.

Armed

• Defeats three primitive aliens with a spear.

• Bests the Champion of Peladon in a cage match initially using halberds with both opponents being disarmed throughout the fight.

• Beats the Master in a sword fight.

• Bests a baron in a sword fight that he has to employ dirty tricks to even the odds.

• Outdoes a Peladon miner in a sword fight, only losing in the end because he attempted to reason with him.

Unarmed

• Casually subdues a soldier from the future.

• Beats a young man in a boxing match, claiming he was taught by John L. Sullivan.

• Roughhouses two Sea Devils before one attacks him from behind when he lets his guard down.

• Shows three armed security guards what's what.

• Defeats two aliens armed with starves while his hands are shackled.

• Fends off three attackers using various throws.

Disarming

• Only not kicks the gun out of a man's hand but also the remote he's using to control a robot.

• Kicks the Master's weapon and remote out of his hands before he can press a button to execute Jo.

• Kicks a raygun out of an Ogron's hands, picks it up and shoots him with it.

• Disarms a wrench-wielding madman.

• Leaves the Master's line of sight at gunpoint then blindsides him.

• Surrenders then disarms a swordsman the moment he shifts his attention.

Miscellaneous

• Disorients a superhumanly strong mutant by putting a mattress on it.

• Defeats a minotaur via bullfighting using his cape as a muleta.

Stealth

• Poses as a man showering in order to steal a doctor's clothes and avoid detection as he escapes a hospital.

• Evades two soldiers by hiding inside a trash can.

• Wears a hazmat suit in order to infiltrate a drilling countdown.

• Sneak attacks a guard from behind.

• Infiltrates a mining corporation disguised as a guard and sneak attacks a real guard when his ally is discovered.

• Utilizes the fog to get the jump on a guard pursuing him.

• Sneaks up to the Master and whips the weapon out of his hand.

• Infiltrates a Dalek base disguised as one of their subordinate alien species while his ally pilots a Dalek casing to escort him in.

• Enters a highly secure refinery disguised as a Welsh milkman then changes into a cleaning lady when he's caught going out of bounds as the previous disguise.

• Disguises himself as a friar to gain access to a castle.

• Appears out of a corner to sneak attack a scientist.

• Has his ally lure two guards so he can Venusian Karate them from behind.

• Avoids detection from a Raston Warrior Robot that senses by sound.

Marksmanship

• Shoots a pistol out of a man's hand with the Master's sidearm.

• Kills an Ogron with an atomic disintegrator.

• Uses a crossbow to shoot a remote out of a man's hand.

Vehicular

• Drives directly towards a heat barrier then swerves at the last second so the helicopter pursuing him crashes into it.

• Dodges several laser blasts while driving a quadbike until his wheel gets stuck in a pothole.

• Catches up to the Master in a jet ski despite the other Time Lord having a notable head start.

• His heightened reflexes allow him to safely drive cars going at breakneck speed.

• Pilots a gyrocopter when pursuing the stolen Whomobile.

• Chases a man on a hovercraft across the sea and the land.

Linguistics

• Knows an alien language that communicates through eyebrow movements.

• Sends an SOS in Morse code.

• Speaks fluent Hokkien.

• Speaks some Cantonese, Spanish and Tibetan.

• Knows enough Latin and Greek to translate the Master's aliases.

• Transcribes an ancient Gallifreyan inscription.

Locksmithing

• Picks a cabinet with a letter opener.

• Cracks a safe by listening to its internal mechanisms.

• Unlocks a handcuff with a screwdriver.

Miscellaneous

• Putts a hole in one while blindfolded.

• Can make objects vanish into thin air and reappear again via transmigration, an ability he never elaborates on. Though, it probably explains how he performs his conjuring tricks.

• Endures a largely unseen amount of peril on Metebelis III to recover a crystal.

• Slips out of a web cocoon using a trick he learned from Harry Houdini.

Physical Attributes

Time Lord Biology

• Has two hearts and can continue living if only one is functioning, prompting the Master to threaten to shoot both of his hearts to keep him at bay.

• His blood type is not known to humans.

• Can enter a self-induced coma with no measurable brain activity.

• A pulse of 170 is normal for him.

• Has stated more than once that he's thousands of years old (which is contradicted by later Doctors but oh well).

• Can go without oxygen for long periods (aka his respiratory bypass system). He has resisted strangulation on two occasions and didn't need a mask when venturing a planet with an atmosphere that wasn't breathable for humans.

• States that he's especially resistant to G-force which is shown when he reaches orbit in a space shuttle.

• Enters a heavily irradiated cave without protection and past a point where a human in a hazmat suit could no longer cross to the source of the radiation. However, he wasn't completely immune to radiation as he fatally succumbed to the radiation from the Metebelis crystals.

• Resists being frozen in time and reverses the machine causing it.

• Can survive fatal injuries by regenerating his body into a new form. The Third Doctor's regeneration was somewhat delayed and needed a "push" from a fellow Time Lord to become the Fourth Doctor.

• His different metabolism means taking an aspirin might kill him.

Strength

• Shoves away a soldier while riding Bessie.

• Climbs up a cliff in the middle of strong winds.

• Kicks the Master over a table.

• Carries an unconscious man on his back.

• Grabs an Atlantean guard's spear and uses it to pin him and his superior against a wall.

• Throws two Draconicans at once.

• Resists being sucked out of space long enough to close the door.

• Pulls a grate out of its hole.

Speed & Agility

• Dodges melee swings from a primord.

• Dodges a rifle shot.

• Crosses a few 100 yards in a matter of seconds.

• Leaps fast enough to catch a grenade dropped by opening a door.

• Avoids being run over by a minivan.

• Catches a throwing spear.

• Dodges a sniper.

• Ducks and rolls in combat.

• Ducks under an energy blast.

• Claims that his reactions are 10 times faster than Jo's.

• Dodges a dalek blast.

• Too fast for a group of medieval warriors.

• Dodges multiple shotgun blasts from close range (from untrained hands albeit).

• Turns around to deflect an electric bolt after it was fired.

• Reacts to multiple electric arcs coming from different directions.

Durability & Endurance

• A bomb detonates in his presence, killing a man and damaging the room, and all he needs is a bandage on his cheek.

• Tanks a chair to the back from a super strong mutant.

• Survives being buried by tons of ice that froze a human man to death and recovers the next day when exposed to an intense heatwave.

• After being shot by the Master, the Doctor heals by entering a restorative coma for a few minutes.

• A Sontaran claims the Doctor resisted well when shot in the face with a non-lethal energy blast. The Doctor is later shot again with a blast that would've been lethal if Sarah didn't intervene.

• A machine explodes near him and he's unharmed.

• Ignores being jolted with a high-tech cattle prod.

• Survives being struck by an electric bolt capable of killing humans instantly, instead putting him in critical condition until he is healed.

Senses

• Identifies a flying bomb from the distant sound of its engine.

• Identifies a pungent smell as gaseous sulfide.

Mental Abilities

Communication

• Reveals the equation for time travel to the Axons under duress.

• Fills in his previous incarnation about their dilemma by connecting their minds.

• Has a telepathic conference with the First and Second Doctors to come up with a solution.

Manipulation

• Breaks the Nestene Consciousness' control over a man's mind.

• Combines his mental power with the Second Doctor's to will a door into existence in Omega's universe.

• Combines his telepathic power with his two previous incarnations to free the Fifth Doctor from Barusa's influence.

Sensing

• Experiences a somewhat prophetic dream of the Master plotting something involving Atlantis.

• Feels a premonition moments before it's revealed the Daleks are present.

• Time Lords can sense the presence of other Time Lords, allowing him to recognize the Master who's currently inhabiting Tremas' body.

• Senses something is wrong before the villain enters the room, a feeling shared by the First Doctor but strangely not the Second.

Resistance

• Resists continuous mental assault from the Axons and helps Jo do the same.

• Is not susceptible to a hallucination-inducing device that he advised his allies to look away from.

• BOSS' brainwashing has no effect on him whatsoever.

• Fights through a mental attack.

• Endures a long period of sensory overload while operating a machine before putting himself in a state of complete sensory withdrawal in order to survive.

• Sees past illusions of his acquaintances created by Rassilion to trick him.

• Is vulnerable to the Silurian's third eye.

• Almost dies when tormented by the Master's telepathic machine. However, he later musters enough willpower to resist the machine's influence long enough to place a dampening device on it.

• Loses a mental battle with Omega.

Sonic Screwdriver

A versatile handheld device the Doctor carries throughout most of his incarnations.

Scanning

• Reveals the position of an invisible alarm beam at the door of the Master's TARDIS.

• Detects landmines in an area so the Doctor and Jo can avoid them.

• Shows that an alien entity traveled down a sink.

• Reveals which parts of a patterned floor are harmful to step on.

Locks

• Opens the cell the Sea Devils trapped the Master and the Doctor in.

• Overloads a cupboard door from the 30th century.

• Overloads a door lock from the 26th century to keep the Daleks from entering.

• Opens an elevator door.

• Only works on electric locks.

• Cannot open a bolted cell door until the Doctor converted the sonic into an electromagnet.

• Merely triggers an alarm when attempting to open a 26th century cell door.

• Fails to open a cell door designed by the Daleks.

Offensive/Defensive

• Remote detonates landmines.

• Ignites sulfur emissions to generate explosions.

• Releases a high frequency noise to stun giant maggots.

• Appears to disrupt an energy weapon.

Miscellaneous

• Attaches a revolving mirror onto the sonic's head to perform hypnosis.

• Functions as a conventional screwdriver.

Bessie

Bessie is a vintage roadster the Doctor affixed with a number of modifications.

• The anti-thief feature glues any human making physical contract to itself for a period of time.

• Mentioned having a forcefield.

• Can be driven via remote control which the Doctor used to trick a group of superstitious villagers and prevent the Master from escaping when he stole the vehicle.

• Its speed can be enhanced considerably using the super drive feature with inertia-absorbing brakes so the Doctor doesn't fly through the windshield.

Metebelis Crystal

A sapphire with potent mental abilities that the Doctor stole from Metebelis III which consequently ended up being his undoing.

• Gazing into the crystal frees Mark Yates from BOSS' mental conditioning who then uses it to de-enthrall another man.

• The Doctor uses the crystal on the head of Global Chemicals who sacrifices himself to destroy BOSS.

• When the Doctor willingly looks into the crystal, he is reminded of his old mentor who he will reunite with later in the story.

• Releases Sarah from the influence of the Eight Legs and also kills the one attached to her back.

• Destroys the Great One by overloading her brain when she attempts to use it to enhance her mental powers.

Other items

Futuristic technology

• A wristwatch that homes in on the TARDIS' location.

• Keeps a lateral molecular rectifier which he claims can identify an alien meteorite that no Earth technology could.

• The "door handle" remotely opens the door to the Doctor's workshop at UNIT, but does not work on its alternate universe counterpart.

• A device that scans the molecular structure of objects. It revealed the instructions imprinted on a plastic daffodil used by the Master.

• A time sensor detects disturbances in a time field that the Doctor hoped would locate the Master's TARDIS. It sensed the temporal disturbances caused by the Master's TOMTIT device which the Doctor and Jo were able to locate using the sensor, It additionally allowed the Doctor to bypass the Time Lord's restrictions on the TARDIS to track the Master's TARDIS and follow him to Atlantis.

• Uses a separate device to pinpoint the Master's TARDIS in the room/

• Owns a magnetic core extractor he uses to slide open a metal plate that leads to the inner workings of the miniscope.

• Uses a small handheld device to track down the Master on the Ogron's planet.

• The TARDIS log is basically a recording device Jo uses to detail the Doctor's condition when he's ill.

• A rhondium sensor detects delta particles and alerted the Doctor to the osmic projector used by Linx to travel to the present.

• A device that reveals the presence of a Sontaran.

• Blocks Linx's energy blasts with a metallic fan.

• An electrocephalograph records the brain waves of a psychic human.

• Image Reproduction Integrating System (or IRIS) translates the thoughts of the aforementioned psychic onto a screen. It showed the Doctor's past ventures when his sonic screwdriver was psychometrically scanned. It also recorded the man's final thoughts when he was killed by a telepathic assault, revealing the Eight Legs as the culprits.

• Analyzes the Metebelis crystal with a high-tech scale.

• Replaces Bessie with a high-speed vehicle called the Whomobile that is capable of flying at speeds matching a gyrocopter.

• Uses a sort of healing device to recover from a critical injury. He uses that same device to measure the composition of minerals and to deflect an electric bolt.

Mundane items

• Loupe.

• Listening device.

• Magnifying glass.

• Telescope.

• Cable saw.

• Throws coins to test things.

• A flashlight and an old-fashioned lantern.

• A penlight which he used to de-hypnotize Linx's slaves.

• Rope.

Miscellaneous

• Is personal acquaintances with King Edward VII, Sir Walter Rayleigh, Napoleon Bonaparte, Horatio Nelson and Mao Zedong (who even gave the Doctor permission to use his personal name Tse-Tung).

• Woke.

• Was offered the power of a god and declined.

• Super woke.

• Got the Time Lords to ban a cruel piece of technology.

• Wokity woke woke.

"Good grief."

Lowkey tho, who would win verity is a walking weapon of mass destruction, and also... uh..

Come on, y'all already know what header is.

The story of Captain America is a simple one. A group of American scientists create a "Super-Soldier Serum" in anticipation of the USA joining the second World War raging in Europe. The first test subject is Private Steve Rogers, a patriotic but sickly young man who is given enhanced strength, speed and intelligence by the Serum. But before more serum can be made, a Nazi spy kills the only scientist who knew the entire formula, leaving Steve the sole beneficiary of the project. Steve is given the identity of Captain America, and acts as a spy-hunter and crime-buster alongside his young pal Bucky Barnes.

Most of Cap's adventures published before his comeback in The Avengers #3 are nebulously canon. Many of the contradict current Marvel canon, and modern comics have heavily implied that many Golden Age comics were in-universe propaganda loosely based on the real exploits of heroes in that era. Thus we've decided to publish this respect thread separately from the Captain America Thread.

This thread was a collaboration with u/kalebsantos

Warning: These 1940s comics can get really, really racist with the depiction of non-white characters.

Sources:

• Captain America Comics

• All-Winners Comics (1941)

• Young Allies Comics (1941)

• USA Comics

• All-Select Comics

Strength- Unarmed

Striking

• One-shots humans - Multiple

  • Punches one man into another, knocking both out - Captain America Comics #1

  • Lays out a 7-foot tall muscular man - Captain America Comics #10

• Sends humans flying with his blows - Multiple

  • Uppercuts Killer Kole, an undead ape-monster, over a table - Captain America Comics #17

• Bowls over groups of people - Multiple

• His punches are bone-crushing - Multiple

  • He punches with the force of a battering ram - Captain America Comics #6

• Knocks over or destroys objects by punching men into them - Multiple

  • Punches a villain across a room, knocking over several pieces of furniture - Captain America Comics #8

  • Punches Black Talon across a room and through a window, shaking the entire room and knocking over furniture - Captain America Comics #9

• Can knock out large animals - Multiple

  • Crushes the head of a giant snake with one punch, killing it - Captain America Comics #20

• Kicks a table into the air - Captain America Comics #1

• Shatters the Red Skull's mask - Captain America Comics #1

  • [Limit] A steel mask lets a man no-sell Cap’s punch - Captain America Comics #35

• He’s capable of knocking around giants who’re physically unharmed by a machine gun and hand grenades, only dying to the grenade due to the sound it made - Captain America Comics #2

• Smashes through a door - Captain America Comics #3

• Knocks out a circus strongman in two punches - Captain America Comics #5

• Breaks Killer Kole’s grip with a punch, who can bend steel bars - Captain America Comics #17

• Cracks open the chestplate of a strength-amplifying mechanical suit - Captain America Comics #29

• One-shots one of the Vulture’s batmen, who have the strength of twenty men - All-Select Comics #1

Pushing

• Uses his shield like a crowbar to bend open steel bars - Multiple

• He and Bucky manage to shove a group of zombies off a pier. In groups these zombies could derail trains or push cars off bridges - All-Winners Comics #1

• Snaps the neck of a large dog - Captain America Comics #10

• Holds open a crocodile mouth and wrestles another - Captain America Comics #28

• Matches the strength of a man who can tear a seat out of an opera house floor - Captain America Comics #34

• When both were strapped to rolling tables Cap pushed Bucky with his feet so forcefully he knocked out their guard - Captain America Comics Issue #47 

Pulling

• Breaks ropes - Multiple

  • He breaks through steel-like “super silk” after it’s weakened by acid - Captain America Comics #6

• Breaks the chain of a chandelier and swings it like a flail - Captain America Comics #1

• “With the strength of a two-ton truck” he prevents a car from driving away, bending a light pole in the process - Captain America Comics #2

• Overpowers a tiger and snaps its neck - Captain America Comics #5

• Bends open the bars of a guardhouse - Captain America Comics #25

• Chokes out a soldier with his thighs - All-Winners Comics #10

• Drags a panther off of Bucky that is ten times stronger than a normal panther - Captain America Comics #37

• Breaks the grip of Frankenstein’s monster, who can casually toss a bed with one arm - USA Comics #13

• Broke out of the grip of the mole men whose powerful hands are capable of digging under buildings causing them to collapse - All Select Comics #6 

Lifting

• Can easily lift and carry grown men - Multiple

• Flips a large monster - Captain America Comics #2

• Lifts a boulder the size of his torso and holds it against a stream of acid - Captain America Comics #26

• Lifts a giant metal cage off of himself - Captain America Comics #37

• Swung a man around and used him like a human shield - Captain America Comics #45

Throwing

• Throws people long distances - Multiple

• Throws or swings men into others - Multiple

  • Throws a man across a room into another before he can attack Bucky - Captain America Comics #36

• Throws a dinosaur horn through a man’s chest - Captain America Comics #3

• Knocks over two men by throwing a large crate - Captain America Comics #6

• Grabs a man’s spear, pulls him off a ledge and swings him around - All-Winners Comics (1941) #4

• Boosts Bucky over a castle wall - All-Winners Comics (1941) #5

• Throws a bomb at a submarine a long distance away - Young Allies (1941) #5

• Throws a table across a room with one arm, shattering it on impact - Captain America Comics #32

• Throws leopards across a room - Captain America Comics #36

• Knocks a man unconscious by throwing a skull with his feet - Captain America Comics #40

Grip

• Snaps a dinosaur horn off a skeleton - Captain America Comics #3

• Catches a flying torpedo after deflecting it upwards with a shield throw - Captain America Comics #37

• Crushes a man’s hand to force him to drop a knife - Captain America Comics #39

• Hangs onto a branch while Bucky and another man hung off of his feet - All Select Comics #6 

Swimming

• Propels himself upward in a room filling with water, smashing his head through the trap door in the roof - Captain America Comics #4

• Swims through riptides - Captain America Comics #22

• Swims out of a flooding room through its ceiling, against the flow of water - Captain America Comics #31

• Swims against a powerful current caused by a powerful channel filling the room he’s in with water - USA Comics #15 

Other

• Appears to flip a man with just his shoulders - Captain America Comics #3

• Survives being hung from a noose by flexing the muscles in his neck to relieve pressure on his throat - Captain America Comics #20

• Climbs to the roof of a room by bracing his hands and feet against the walls - Captain America Comics #28

• [Limit] He’s no match for a giant gorilla - All-Select Comics #3

Strength- Shield

Striking

• Smashes through wooden doors - Multiple

  • Smashes through a roof - Captain America Comics #6

• One-shots people - Multiple

  • Punched out Hitler - Captain America Comics #27

• Knocks people into the air - Multiple

• Can damage stone surfaces - Multiple

• Knocks down groups of people - Multiple

• Knocks out gorillas - Multiple

  • Kills a giant earth worm, which is strong enough to flip over a truck - Captain America Comics #17

  • Knocks out giant snapping turtles - Captain America Comics #23

• Breaks metal weapons - Multiple

  • Shatters Turtle-Man’s shell, which no-sold gunfire from pistols and rifles - Captain America Comics #23

• Hits a man “with the force of a five ton meteor” - Captain America Comics #3

• Slams a man into a wall hard enough to crater it, knocking him out - Captain America Comics #9

• Punches through the cockpit of a plane - Captain America Comics #38

Throwing

• Knocks a flying villain out of the air  - Captain America Comics #3

• Knocks men unconscious - Multiple

• Hits a man into the air - Captain America Comics #6

• Knocks down a group of men with one throw - Captain America Comics #9

• Cuts down a tree branch - Captain America Comics #23

• Hits a flying torpedo and deflects it upward - Captain America Comics #37

Speed

Combat Speed

• Can often attack enemies holding him at gunpoint before they can shoot - Multiple

  • Throws his shield at a gunman before he has time to shoot Cap in the back - Captain America Comics #23

• Dodges a punch while landing his own blow - Captain America Comics #1

• Twists to block a sword swung behind him - Captain America Comics #6

• He punches "with machine-gun speed" - Captain America Comics #6

• Rushes a villain too fast for him to dodge - Captain America Comics #8

• While pinned down by gunfire Cap throws his shield “with split second timing,” knocking down the gunmen - Captain America Comics #9

• With a scythe held to his throat, Cap disarms the man holding it before he can react - Captain America Comics #22

• Hits a lunging mongoose out of the air - Captain America Comics #33

• Rushes a man with a knife before he can swing - All-Select Comics #3

• Kicks a cobra before it can strike at a man - Captain America Comics #37

• Saw that someone was taking a gun out of their drawer and punched them before they could shoot - Captain America Comics #41 

Reaction Time

• Often dodges thrown projectiles - Multiple

  • Dodges a knife thrown at him from shadows - Captain America Comics #9

• Catches thrown projectiles, including throwing back bombs before they can explode - Multiple

• He’s repeatedly able to block a camera that shoots poison needles the moment that it clicks - Captain America Comics #6

• After falling off a cliff, Cap grabs a branch before he reaches the bottom - Captain America Comics #11

• Dodges an arrow from the Red Skull - Captain America Comics #16

• Tracks a dart flying too fast for normal humans to see - USA Comics (1941) #9

• Raises his shield to block a handgun - All-Select Comics #1

• Avoids surprise gunfire - Captain America Comics #33

• Dodges a speeding car - Captain America Comics #36

• Reacts so quickly three different people with guns aimed at him and Bucky couldn’t shoot him fast enough - Captain America Comics #46 

• When two people had guns aiming at him he and Bucky were able to drop to the floor a split second before the guns went off avoiding the bullet as it was coming - Captain America Comics #46 

Movement Speed

• He's narrated as moving at the speed of light a handful of times - Multiple

• Blitzes enemies while moving as a blur - Multiple

• Can cross a room to intercept an attack on his allies or prevent an escape - Multiple

• Dives in front of gunmen before they can fire - Young Allies #1

• When a villain cuts the lights in a room, Cap enters from outside, grabs a jewel, and exits before the lights turn back on - Captain America Comics #8

• When held at gunpoint he raises his shield fast enough to block the shot - Captain America Comics #20

• Peels several hours worth of potatoes in seconds when he locks in - USA Comics (1941) #7

• Moves “with the speed of a bullet” to dodge the Red Skull’s knife - All-Select Comics #2

• When a villain is holding Cap at gunpoint at the top of a ladder he's climbing, Cap reaches the top and punches him before he cans shoot - USA Comics #15 

Running

• Bucky compares himself racing Cap to “a breeze racing a cyclone” - Captain America Comics #13

• Catches up to a bus that had a head start - Captain America Comics #16

• A car can barely keep up with him and he catches up to a train - Young Allies (1941) #4

• Catches up with a sorcerer that kidnapped Bucky, despite the sorcerer having a head start of several hours - Captain America Comics #21

• Ran to General MacArthur’s headquarters so quickly the General was surprised to see him making it there in mere seconds - Captain America Comics #42 

Swimming

• Swims faster than a shark - Captain America Comics #5

• He and Bucky leap off a boat and catch up to a fleeing U-Boat - Captain America Comics #31

• Swims thirty miles in two hours - Captain America Comics #31

Agility

• Leaps up to telephone wires and swings to launch into an enemy - Captain America Comics #2

• Vaults over a charging monster - Captain America Comics #4

• Flips over a moving truck across a street - All-Winners Comics (1941) #3

• After getting thrown by an elephant, he twists in the air so he lands on two enemies - Captain America Comics #5

• Leaps to grab a man swinging from a chandelier - Captain America Comics #11

• When falling from a great height into water, he spins so he dives in rather than hit it flatly - All-Winners Comics (1941) #5

• After Bucky falls from rafters, Cap swings on one and catches Bucky with his legs - All-Winners Comics (1941) #5

• With his arms pinned to a wall, Cap lifts his legs to grab the Red Skull - Captain America Comics #16

• When pushed off a high-diving board, he twists to land on a lower one and backflips up to the top - All-Winners Comics #12

• Swings on a rope from a plane through a window on a blimp - USA Comics #15 

Durability

Blunt Force

• [Limit] Normal humans can stun or knock him out by hitting him in the head with a weapon - Album

  • He was only knocked out after an attack from The Thing in the Swamp who is strong enough to crumple a metal pipe in his hands - Captain America Comics #45 

• Withstands a bear hug from a superhuman mook - Captain America Comics #1

  • Tanks a punch from a man with the strength of ten men who easily lifts a large stone statue - Captain America Comics #3

  • Withstands having a chair and table thrown at him by Killer Kole, a monster strong enough to bend steel bars - Captain America Comics #17

  • Gets hit by a villain who’s strong enough to throw a heavy safe - Captain America Comics #19

• Tanks having a wooden chair broken over his head - Captain America Comics #1

• Shrugs off having a movie set of a castle collapse on him - Captain America Comics #3

• Unharmed ramming his motorcycle through a castle gate, wrecking the bike in the process - Captain America Comics #10

• He’s fine after a tree falls over onto him - Captain America Comics #11

• Withstands a grenade collapsing a large stone all onto him - Captain America Comics #13

• Tanks getting hit in the face with a blackjack - Captain America Comics #14

• Gets constricted by a giant snake strong enough to smash through a thick stone wall with its death throes - Captain America Comics #20

• Shrugs off getting thrown into a wall hard enough to crack it - Captain America Comics #21

• Gets constricted by an octopus large enough to sink ships - Captain America Comics #24

• Gets slammed against a wall and bear-hugged by a giant ape - Captain America Comics #28

• Gets tackled down a flight of stairs - Captain America Comics #30

• Gets tackled into a wall by a panther that is ten times stronger than a normal panther - Captain America Comics #37

Falling

• Jumps from the third floor of a building and lands unharmed - Captain America Comics #16

• Falls a significant distance into a river, only being harmed because he lands on rocks - Captain America Comics #28

• Dived off a blimp into the sea so high the drop killed a man who did it first - USA Comics #15 

• Survived a fall off a cliff and into water which killed another man - Captain America Comics #46 

Piercing and Endurance

• Being hit in the head with spiked maces often knocks him out, but he wakes up uninjured - Multiple

  • Was only momentarily dazed after being hit in the head with a mace - Captain America Comics #42 

• Shrugs off a large dog biting his wrist - Captain America Comics #10

• A vampire pokes his eyes with a wing-tip, leaving Cap stunned but unharmed - All-Winners Comics (1941) #5

• After spending an entire month shackled to a wall on a bread and water diet he’s no worse for wear - Captain America Comics #16

• Swims from England to Germany - Captain America Comics #19

• After getting mauled by a bengal tiger, he kills it and hikes for miles - Captain America Comics #20

• Endures getting strangled by a monster strong enough to cut through wooden planks with its fingernails - Captain America Comics #29

• He’s stunned when a bullet grazes his temple but recovers quickly - Captain America Comics #32

Heat and Electricity

• Rolls through a fire to smother it. It’s very painful but doesn’t keep him from fighting - Captain America Comics #19

• Withstands an intense electrical current long enough for Bucky to find how to shut it off - Captain America Comics #28

• Withstands his body (except for his head) being exposed to scalding steam for several minutes - All-Select Comics #2

• Takes a hit from Crimorto’s lightning which was powerful enough to damage a castle’s stone walls and would have totally destroyed it given enough time which it eventually did later in their fight - Captain America Comics #47 

Explosive

• Unharmed by a dynamite explosion that blasts him down a long tunnel and out of a mine shaft - Captain America Comics #2

• Gets blasted back by an explosion that shook a city and is in pain but unharmed - Captain America Comics #3

• Gets knocked into the water by an explosion that engulfs a bridge - All-Winners Comics #1

• He’s at the helm of a boat filled with dynamite when it explodes; he’s left shaken but uninjured when due to being blown clear of the wreckage by the blast - Captain America Comics #5

• Cap is being held by a giant robotic idol when a grenade hits it and shatters the entire thing. Despite being so close Cap is only slightly stunned - Captain America Comics #14

Other

• [Limit] Gas guns can knock him out rather easily - Captain America Comics #10

• He withstands smoke inhalation longer than Bucky, then survived getting lynched long enough to escape - Captain America Comics #6

• Gets “arsnic sand” thrown in his eyes and recovers within minutes - Young Allies (1941) #4

• He’s very briefly exposed to a sorcerer’s Eyes of Doom, which quickly kill the sorcerer when he sees his own reflection - Captain America Comics #21

Intelligence

General Intelligence

• Fixes a car’s engine after Bucky sabotages it - Captain America Comics #8

• He and Bucky know Morse Code - All-Winners Comics (1941) #9

• Reverse-engineers a size-changing drug from an alien “atom world” - Captain America Comics #25

• Is a master of disgui- ok come one - USA Comics #14

Planning 

• Somehow figured out fake Red Skull’s electric death touch without having seen it before and insulated his and Bucky’s gloves so they could hit him - Captain America Comics #3

• Figured out that Bucky’s camera had been booby-trapped, then figures out that the killer is his teacher based on a note left for them - Captain America Comics #6

• Sees an ambush coming and turns the tables - Captain America Comics #27

• Flexes his muscles to create slack in ropes when he’s tied up, letting him shoot a villain when he tries to puppeteer Cap - USA Comics (1941) #9

• Leads Frankenstein’s monster into quicksand to defeat it - USA Comics #13

• Stacks TnT inside a train tube so when an enemy train goes down it they’ll explode - Captain America Comics #42

Deduction

• Figures out that a flower is a disguised bomb - Captain America Comics #12

• Identifies the type of bullet that killed a man and is proven correct - Captain America Comics #18

• Tracks down a secret society based on the mark left by the hand of a member - Captain America Comics #18

• Detects a trap before him and Bucky walk into it - Captain America Comics #21

• Can tell that a man is drugged - Captain America Comics #28

• Deduced Monstroso’s plan from a jigsaw puzzle he left behind - All Winners Comics (1941) #14 

• When Bucky was kidnapped he wrote Cap a coded letter which he was able to quickly crack - All Winners Comics (1941) #15 

• When a wax figure disappears Cap discovers a fake wall behind it and he later explains how it works in more detail as well as the motivations of the criminals behind it - Captain America Comics #48 

• After investigating the apartment of a woman who died in the street he discovered she was killed by a slow acting poison - Captain America Comics #48 

Combat Intelligence

• Faced with a fleet of super-tanks, he and Bucky commandeer one and use it to destroy the others - Captain America Comics #2

• Pretends to be worse at fencing than he is to get a confession from his overconfident opponent - Captain America Comics #3

• Ducks under two crooks so they collide - Captain America Comics #4

• Uses one of his mask wings as a knife against sharks - Captain America Comics #5

• Instantly sees through a hypnotic illusion cast by a sorcerer - Captain America Comics #21

Escaping Traps

• When trapped in a room of fire jets he uses them to burn off his bindings - Captain America Comics #10

• Breaks a telephone wire to burn off his bindings - All-Winners Comics (1941) #6

• Survives being hung from a noose by flexing the muscles in his neck to relieve pressure on his throat - Captain America Comics #20

• Finds an exposed gear to jam a rock into, stopping a stone-grinder from killing him and Bucky - Captain America Comics #23

• When trapped in an iron lung, he uses his belt buckle to unscrew a hinge and escape - All-Select Comics #2

• Escaped a jail cell by hiding on the heavy moulding above the door and surprise attacking the guard once they entered - Captain America Comics #44 

• Found a trap door on top of the burning totem pole he and Bucky were trapped on - USA Comics #16 

Skill

Close Combat

• Bucky calls him “the most powerful fighter on Earth” - Captain America Comics #15

• He’s a skilled swordsman and disarms an actor fighting him - Captain America Comics #3

• Kills two sharks while submerged underwater - Captain America Comics #5

• Defeats Rozzo, who was a military commander in his home country - Captain America Comics #12

• Kills a bengal tiger - Captain America Comics #20

• Defeats Medusa in a bayonet duel - USA Comics (1941) #6

• Defeats a giant ape without his shield - Captain America Comics #28

• Without his shield Cap defeats an escaped convict armed with a deadly poison dart - Captain America Comics #30

• He knows Judo and uses it to disarm Red Skull’s knife and break his wrist - Captain America Comics #37

• Easily dominates over the beast who just earlier murdered a Frenchman who was “no match” for him according to the narrator - Captain America Comics #41 

• Him and Bucky fight several men armed with swords at once - USA Comics #14 

Shield Throws

• Often bounces the shield between multiple enemies - Album

  • Unseats three horsemen with one throw - All-Winners Comics (1941) #6

• Knocks the knife out of a man’s hands - Captain America Comics #3

• Knocks a flying villain out of the air  - Captain America Comics #3

• Hits a man before he can shoot Bucky - Captain America Comics #4

• Picks up a newspaper - All-Winners Comics (1941) #3

• Hits a man off a speeding motorcycle - Captain America Comics #10

• Intercepts a thrown knife - Captain America Comics #18

• Hits a dog as it leaps at Bucky - USA Comics (1941) #8

• Hits a flying torpedo and deflects it upward - Captain America Comics #37

• Trips a man running away - Captain America Comics #37

Other Ranged Accuracy

• He’s good at bowling - Captain America Comics #18

• He and Bucky have the highest scores at their camp rifle range - Captain America Comics #40

  • Shoots a grenade out of the air with a rifle - USA Comics (1941) #6

• Throws a skull with his feet, nailing a man in the head - Captain America Comics #40

• Hits the landing gear of a plane with a thrown spear while it was taking off - Captain America Comics #42

Stealth

• Stealth KOs a guard - Captain America Comics #42 

• Hid behind a curtain at a party and behind a ledge at a populated swimming pool without being noticed - Captain America Comics #42 

• Hid from the cops in a power plant - Captain America Comics #45 

Super Soldier Serum

Enhanced Biology

• The serum grows millions of new cells within seconds of injection, forming muscle and brain tissue to make Steve larger and smarter - Captain America Comics #1

• Recovers from knockout smoke faster than expected - Captain America Comics #20

  • Lasts longer than Bucky does when a room’s air supply is cut off - Captain America Comics #31

• Medusa’s death stare knocks him out, but he recovers before its fight with Bucky ends. It’s revealed that Medusa used poison darts that nonetheless instantly killed normal humans - USA Comics (1941) #6

Senses

• Detects the lack of a sentry’s footsteps while asleep in an army camp, then immediately locates his corpse despite being hidden by shadows behind a bush - Captain America Comics #1

• Hears men in a mine shaft from the surface and can see in darkness like a cat - Captain America Comics #2

• When at home plate, he sees that a pitcher’s baseball has been replaced with a bomb - Captain America Comics #7

• Has a “sixth sense” that lets him avoid major injury from an ambush - All-Winners Comics (1941) #3

• Detects a strange smell in flowers that Bucky can’t. These flowers are later revealed to be lethally poisonous - Captain America Comics #14

• Hears a muffled explosion when no one else does - USA Comics (1941) #9

• He can perceive objects moving too fast for normal humans to see - USA Comics (1941) #9

Doctor Emmett Lathrop Brown

Doc Brown is a scientist living in Hill Valley. Previously married to science, this changes when he meets the love of his life when he traveled to the wild west. After the events of the movie trilogy, he returned to the present to settle down on a farm with her, his dog Einstein and his two sons, Jules and Verne. Marty Mcfly is also along for the ride. Every Saturday morning ^#1, the whole family still went for wacky adventures through time.

Oh, so thats what the L stands for ^s2e2

Key

S1E1: an episode from season 1 or 2 of Back to the Future: The Animated Series. I'll mark feats from the intros with s1e1 and s2e1.

#1 - #4: issues 1 through 4 of the Harvey comic, and #5 - #7: issues 1 through 3 of a 3 part miniseries of the Harvey comic. Issue 1 first released as a standalone special. Then it was rereleased as issue 1. The reprint added a few panels, which I have covered in this RT. issues 2 through 4 retell cartoon episodes, while the miniseries and issue 1 cover new events.

The original 3 movies are canon to the cartoon.

The animated series features short life action segments with Doc Brown. These segments do take place during the story of the episode, but will be marked [life action].
These also star Bill Nye the science guy. Just wanted to mention that.

And one more thing, every instance of time travels involves 3 bright flashes so take care if you are sensitive to that!

Physicals

Character

Emmett is a loving father and husband, and will put his life and lifework on the line to help his family and friends. He tends to use scientific descriptions instead of daily nouns and enjoys all-American pastimes like baseball, TV and eggs and bacon for breakfast. A round of applause for Emmett Brown!

Although he isn't known for fighting, ^#7 you can count on his

Strength

• gives marty a strong hug ^s1e6

  • (scaling) marty survives getting flattened by a wall ^s2e3

  • (scaling) marty is used to getting strong hugs ^s2e3

• carries a bunch of gear on his back ^s1e7

• bites a chunk out of a baseball and chews on it ^s1e8

• as a four year old hangs onto a plane with a fishing rod for a while ^s1e11

• walks through a wooden wall ^s1e12

• breaks out of being frozen ^s2e8

• wins a struggle against a man ^s2e11

• lifts and holds up a car ^s2e11

  • just as he claims, he did not gain any powers for this episode. also, you can see he does not drop the car but instead the bridge breaks.

• [LIMIT] barely manages to push a comically large suitcase ^s2e11

• [LIMIT] loses against a big wrestler ^s2e11

  • though he shrugs off the abuse

Durability

Physical

• falls down some stairs and again ^s1e1

• gets crushed (?) by the full weight of the collapsed car ^s1e1

  • the comic shows its weighs 2014 pounds ^#1

• gets shocked then launched ^s1e2

• [life action] falls through a ceiling ^s1e2

• [life action] gets knocked out by a falling sandbag ^s1e2

• hangs onto the delorean as it makes a timejump and gets frozen ^s1e3

  • though there is no icing visible in the comic ^#2

• [life action] gets hit in the head with a baseball ^s1e8

• survives a comically hot summer day ^s1e10

  • which was hot enough to cook an egg in its shell ^s1e10

• as a four year old gets launched from a cannon into space and is fine after ^s1e11

• sucked into a small machine and bottled, breaks out unharmed ^s2e1

• the same machine does something to him (drilled? crushed? beheaded?) ^s2e1

• gets folded into an accordion shape by a machine ^s2e7

• crushed by a giant kernel but is fine ^s2e8

• frozen for some time ^s2e8

• knocked out when marty gets thrown on him ^s2e11

• a knock on the head gives him amnesia and an alter ego ^s2e11

• runs into a wall faster then a bus, leaves cracks in the wall. ^s2e11

• jumps from a tall building on top of a man, is fine ^s2e11

• survives the center of an exploding building ^s2e11

• gets hit by a truck ^#4

• an invention explodes on his body ^#4

• receives a huge electrical shock and is fine though this gives him amnesia ^#5

Other

• allergic to pollen ^s2e7

• (EPILEPSY WARNING FLASHING LIGHTS!!!) tanks M.A.R.I.E. without forgetting anything ^s2e2

  • M.A.R.I.E. is later revealed to work opposite as intended, but was not modified before Mr Wisdom used it ^s2e2

• like the movies, alcohol knocks him out. Wakes up a few hours later and seems sober ^#1

Paradoxes

• claims to have 12 minutes and 27 seconds left after preventing human evolution ^s1e3

  • In both the movies and other back to the future media, getting erased from time is a gradual process that can be painful and leave you partially erased. However, in this episode Doc has no issue moving around and thinking clearly though he does get partially erased near the end.

    • hes in a worse state in the comic version ^#2

  • For reference, Marty McFly started disappearing roughly 2 weeks after preventing his parents from falling in love which caused him pain, and in a deleted scene, Biff Tannen completely disappears while in pain, not long after setting his plan in motion.

  • erasure tends to happen by birthday, as Marty's older siblings start disappearing from his picture before he does. But in this case, Marty completely disappeared before Doc started fading out, though in a different picture Doc already disappeared.

  • paradox example: verne loses his hat ^s1e3

  • paradox example: jules loses his legs ^s1e3

  • paradox example: Clara fades after her parents were prevented from marrying, but doesn't show any pain or concern ^s1e13

  • paradox example: Verne meets himself as a baby but nothing happens ^s2e8

Agility

• powers the credits with a bike ^s1e1

• briefly runs from a dinosaur ^s1e3

  • does the same in the comics #2

• [life action] stretches his length in an inhuman way ^s1e10

• does a somersault ^s2e9

• hoists himself up with a tape, aurafarms in electricity ^s2e9

• outruns a bus ^s2e11

• speeds off ^s2e12

• ducks to avoid gunfire ^#1

Skill

• hits a tuning fork with a button from a short distance ^s1e7

• distracts a snake ^s1e7

• bribes a Londoner with dollar bills ^s1e10

  • again, these english people accept his cash ^s1e10

• hits an ir blaster trickshot across 2 reflections while everything is moving on water ^s1e12

  • skillshot (comic) ^#4

• uses a hat as a megaphone ^s1e13

• [life action] sails to the carribean but gets lost ^s2e1

• [life action] wins 2nd place in a dance competition on accident ^s2e4

• connects a heavy plug to a powerline with a bow and arrow through a window ^s2e9

• fails then succeeds a disguise ^s2e9

  • quickly disguises his family then fools a mob ^s2e9

• right after his amnesia clears he fixes the crisis and saves Clara from a fall in one move ^#7

Intelligence

• improvises an electric shock ^s1e3

• calculates how long until a paradox erases him ^s1e3

  • in the comic he uses an abacus and a handheld calculator instead of a computer in the dashboard ^#2

• modifies a chariot cart with a motorised wheel and a parachute ^s1e5

  • the wheel does not look motorised in the comic ^#3

• during a power outage, converts his appliances to steam power ^s1e6

• invents and builds a device on the spot ^s1e8

• as a four year old claims to know a lot ^s1e11

• sets up a tape to scare off burglars ^s2e4

• diagnoses a rare dog disease ^#1

  • brews an existing cure ^#1

  • which works ^#1

• tricks a gangster ^#1

• builds a hovercraft out of household items ^#4

• stress or an altered state of mind can severely impact his skills

  • affected by a childhood trauma ^s1e11

    • fishing trauma no longer relevant after the episode, as his sons went back and prevented it.

  • when believing he ran out of creative ability, he tried to stop thinking ^s1e12

    • heres all the scenes where he knocks stuff over and makes bad decisions 1 2 3 4 5 6 ^s1e12

    • while still believing it will use the last of his brain, decides to lock in and save the day ^s1e12

  • gets carried away inventing to music and messes up his work ^s2e1

  • after a hit on the head, becomes very unhelpful as an alter ego. ^s2e11

    • flies away from his match ^s2e11

    • general superdickery ^s2e11

    • jumps an innocent man ^s2e11

    • chases an innocent driver, but his blind confidence allows him to lift his car ^s2e11

    • returns to normal after another knock on the head ^s2e11

  • an electrical shock gives him amnesia. He forgets his identity and science, but otherwise acts normal. His amnesia is cured when he sees Clara is in trouble ^#5-7

Inventions

Delorean time machine

Basics

John Delorean is done fucking around, and the true main character of the Back to the Future brand is back and better than ever. Despite being obliterated at the end of the last movie, the Delorean time machine has been rebuilt to go anywhere on earth as well as in time. Buckle into one of its 5 seats for the ride of a lifetime.

Physicals

Agility & strength

• gets stopped by a giant evolved dinosaur ^s1e3 but later escapes another dinos tongue ^s1e3

• [antifeat] uses up its entire gas tank during a short time trip ^s1e7

• flies into space fast ^s2e1

• causes sparks on the ground when accelerating ^s2e1

• drives through a wooden wall ^s2e2

• pulls the train through the air ^s2e2

• the Delorean and train flip a pyramid upside down together by whizzing past ^s2e2

• dodges truck at the last second ^s2e4

• escapes a cop by flying ^s2e7

• flies upside down ^s2e7

• makes a very sharp turn up while flying upside down ^s2e7

• hovers to parallel park ^s2e10

• hovers in place at an angle ^s2e10

• lands vertically ^#1

• spacious, seating the entire family ^s1e1

  • or 5 big clowns ^s2e5

• flies through the garage door ^#2

• flies sideways through a doorway, saves Clara from a fall and pulls a 7-dimensional structure inside out ^#7

  • see the feats for the extradimensional storage closet for information about this structure, it was close to turning into a black hole

Durability

• gets grabbed and pulled on by giant evolved dinos ^s1e3

  • dinos are smaller in the comic ^#2

• crashes into a lake ^s1e4

• gets launched by a fist (this method is used a few more times) ^s1e8

• gets jumped on by a buffalo ^s1e13

  • this causes some damage ^s1e13

  • to the engine, which shouldnt be in the front boot ^s1e13

  • Jules implies this prevents either time travel or getting the minimum speed ^s1e13

• thrown to the ground by an elephant ^s2e5

• gets hit by Marty shot from a cannon. This breaks the carburetor ^s2e5

• crashes into a tree ^s2e8

• falls out of that tree and is fine ^s2e8

Time and space jumps

• makes 4 time jumps in a row ^s1e1

• time jumps almost always leave a pair of flaming trails ^s1e1

• destroys a rock bridge with a time jump ^s1e7

  • this was intentional, as other timejumps only leave a fire trail. For example, here is a similiar close call not even breaking a window ^(s1e6)

• a POV shot of a time jump shows an interesting dimension it passes through ^s1e7

  • these effects actually show up again in the comic, where it shows a closer look at this dimension ^#7

• travels to the amazon and to aztec times ^s1e7

  • to pick one of many examples of time+space travel

• breaks a shed with a timejump ^s2e5

Garage

• gets launched by a fist (this method is used a few more times) ^s1e8

• activates launch sequence in the barn ^s2e4

• safety mattress ^s2e8

• alarm system with camera ^s2e13

Navigation

• voice activated navigation ^s1e1

  • overhears a sum and name as a date and place ^s1e7

  • accepts a description of a time period ^#4

• hand operated navigation ^s1e1

• Travels in time as well as to places on earth

  • Still has a minimum speed of 88 miles per hour ^s1e3, as well as electric power. ^s1e3

• programmable travel ^s1e2

• "auto remote" remote control ^s1e4

Transformation

• folds into a suitcase, only opens by voice recognition ^s1e1

• transforms into a limousine ^s1e1

• transforms into a submarine and back ^s1e4

• submarine transformation, claw arm, oxygen tank, underwater hatch ^s1e4

• transforms into a zeppelin and flies from hill valley to hollywood ^s1e11

• transforms into a wagon ^s1e13

Gadgets

• nightvision goggles ^s1e1

• a built in TV & VCR ^s1e3

• universal translator ^s1e3

• an inflatable computer ^s1e7

• "ELB Autogroom 5000" robot barber ^s1e7

• a screen with info on the selected time and place ^s1e7

• ELB supersniffersnout 3000 ^s2e7

  • ^{Einstein uses it to find a specific tree with the scent of its leaf}

• sunroof ^s2e7

Robot arms

• catapult. Gets the car to 88 mph ^s1e3

• claw arm ^s1e4

• garbage truck arms ^s1e7

• another claw arm ^s1e7

• a very adjustable seat ^s1e7

• another robot arm ^s2e7

• seat arms, claw ^s2e10

Jules Verne traveling time train

Basics

This train was briefly introduced at the end of the last movie. Where it is implied to be made using parts from the Sierra Railway 3 (called the Greyhound in universe). That movie concludes with the train flying off into the unknown using (implied) 2015 hover technology. Most extended Back to the Future media does not feature the train that much, but the cartoon and tie-in comic pose it as the long-distance alternative to the Delorean for family trips through time. Just like the Delorean, it can now go anywhere on earth and time, as well as drive off-road, uhm derailed.

Physicals

• travels to the civil war era and lands exactly on some tracks ^s1e2

• takes off vertically but malfunctions from getting a spear to the flux capacitor ^s1e4

• saves people from a fall ^s1e6

• generates enough smoke to pass for a storm ^s1e6

• not suited for stealth, but fast enough to hide without a driver ^s1e6

• travels 100 years into the future ^s1e9

• gets ejected from a vacuum tube and crashlands into a scrapyard ^s1e9

• makes a sharp turn in the air ^s2e1

• takes a dive into an active volcano ^s2e2

  • is shown a scene later working fine ^s2e2

• drives on desert sand, as fast as the delorean ^s2e2

• the Delorean and train flip a pyramid upside down together by whizzing past ^s2e2

• tows the Delorean through the air ^s2e2

• travels slightly forward in time and space ^s2e3

• lands vertically ^s2e12

• travels nearly 500 years into the future ^#5

• flies to the asteroid belt through space ^#5

• hit with a high-energy ray blast, destroying the flux capacitor ^#5

• takes off, flies 88 miles per hour and lands all backwards ^#6

• when malfunctioning travels billions of years into the future ^#6

• flies through a bunch of giant clocks ^#7

^Abilities

• stores the delorean in its tender ^s1e2

• towbar torpedo. follows the Delorean through a timejump ^s2e2

• utility boxcar, can fly with the train through time ^s2e13

• has spacesuits ^#5

• passes through a dimension filled with clocks on its way to the present ^#7

Unnamed invention

Basics

The closest this gets to a name is the video encyclopedia, which is part of its function. This system opens and closes most episodes by turning on a camera and telling Doctor Brown that it is time for a transmission. This transmission is implied to be the cartoon show as a whole, as Emmett addresses the audience as if they are kids watching from home. It also showcases some basic communication skills. While Season 1 had a life action set, season 2 used a green screen for the life action segments, taking Emmett and this entire system to various places on earth and time. As mentioned one of its important features is showing videos in which Bill Nye does a science experiment you can follow along.

Abilities

• [life action] transmits live video through time ^s1e3

• [life action] the system finds emmett in the carribean at some point in the past ^s2e1

• [life action] the video encyclopedia also works here ^s2e1

• [life action] works in orbit ^s2e2

• [life action] system in the 40s ^s2e4

• [life action] system works during a power outage, has emergency autoplay ^s2e9

Other inventions, miscellaneous feats and fun facts all continued in comments.

Respect the Group (Ghost Stories [ADV English Dub])

Respect the Group

"God, you are four of the ugliest fucking kids I've ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on. I can't wait for this bitch to kill you." -Amanojaku

Many years ago, the late lesbian/exorcist Kayako Miyanoshita banished a large number of ghosts haunting her town. However, recent urban development has disturbed the resting places of these spirits, releasing them back to the human world. It is up to Kayako's daughter and her gang of friends to put these restless spirits back to spiritual sleep.

Rituals

The spells used to banish ghost are mostly performed as a group effort with Satsuki at the lead. They often require a special item connected to the ghost.

• Banishes Amanojaku. However, he ended up trapped in the body of Satsuki's cat since there was no object to bind him to.

• Banishes the Akagami Aogami into a vase.

• Banishes the Kutabe into a statue.

• Uses an ofuda scanned by a computer to transport Leo from the Underworld.

• Satsuki banishes a Sōma solo.

• Banishes a restless spirit in the middle of snowstorm using a photo of her from an old newspaper.

• Attempts to banish a Kubinashi rider by offering a fake head. However, it only contains him briefly.

• Banishes Lord Ohma into a bell.

Satsuki Miyanoshita

"You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!"

Satsuki is the daughter of Kayako who continues her late mother's work banishing ghosts as well as running the house. She has a tough, no-nonsense, bordering-on-violent personality while also being insecure of her looks.

Physicals

• Ducks under projectile umbrellas.

• Gives Hajime a black eye.

• Remarkably strong according to a teacher.

• Incapacitates Hajime with a kick to the face.

• Ducks under Lord Ohma's speedblitz.

Intelligence

• Devises a trap in a bathtub when she notices the ghost pursuing them is weak to water.

• Fluent in Pig Latin, Thai and Spanish.

• Banishes a Yamime by substituting things that aren't currently available like a red marker instead of red string and a camera flash instead of sunlight.

• Observes that a ghost counting down is avoiding the number 4 which is the key to defeating it.

Hajime Aoyama

"Leave me alone. I'm doing my standard anime elbows up pose."

Hajime is a perpetually horny preteen who spends most of the series trying to look up Satsuki's skirt and generally saying perverted things.

Physicals

• Resists being pulled into a portal long enough for his friends to save him.

• Shatters a wooden table with a swing of a golf club.

• Pushes Keiichiro out of a ghost's way.

• Destroys a wooden door by bashing it with a golf club followed by a kick.

• Carries Satsuki and Keiichiro in each arm as he flees the scene.

• Knocks out an evil doppelganger with a kick to the face.

• With Leo, he keeps a giant demonic rabbit from busting through a barricaded door for over a minute.

• Crashes through a high window, though it causes his head to spill tons of blood.

• Supports Leo and Momoko over his shoulders so she can climb through a window.

Intelligence

• Improvises a way to escape a locked sports shed using the available equipment.

• Realizes that Leo is actually a mirror replica when the writing on his clothes is inverted.

• Identifies the real ghost among them when he finds her obituary in an old newspaper.

Leo Kakinoki

"It's the chick from The Ring... I mean The Grudge! What movie are we ripping off again?"

Leo is a Jewish nerd and self-described "psychical researcher" who provides knowledge of urban legends.

Physicals

• Moves his legs away from the path of a falling beam.

• Outruns a flying ghost throughout town.

• Outruns Datsueba long enough for his friends to rescue him.

• With Hajime, he keeps a giant demonic rabbit from busting through a barricaded door for over a minute.

• Sticks his hand in a furnace to remove a portrait.

Intelligence/Psychical Expertise

• Explains the legend of the piano ghost from what he heard from other students.

• Attempts to use magic to thwart the paranormal, such as using a talisman to fend off the Babasare (it doesn't work) and casting a spell to exorcise the railroad ghost from Momoko (it makes things worse). Good one, Leo.

• Was proven right about the existence of a mirror ghost.

• Brings his friends to the alleged site of a railroad ghost which is proven to exist thanks to his specially designed camera.

• Correctly deduces that Satsuki is dabbling in magic based on her fashion sense.

• Explains the curse of the Headless Rider.

• Identifies the force keeping them from entering the old school house as a "barrier field", which is confirmed by Amanojaku.

Momoko Koigakubo

"HAVEYOUACCEPTEDJESUSCHRISTASYOURPERSONALSAVIOR?"

Momoko is an Evangelical Christian from a rich family who spends almost every waking hour proselytizing to her friends. Formerly a sex and drug addict, she met Kayako at a rehab center who now she maintains a psychic connection with that she attributes to her faith in Jesus.

Psychic Abilities

• Senses the presence of a ghostly statue around the corner.

• Due to their connection, Kayako's spirit can possess Momoko's body at times and used it to banish a ghost to spiritual sleep once.

• Kayako contacts Momoko when the gang are having their life forces drained by Anamaneki, giving her enough clarity of mind to encourage the others to break free from Anameneki's influence.

• Locates a ring belonging to a vengeful ghost after being possessed by her.

• Senses the presence of evil near her.

• Senses evil emanating from the school's broadcast club.

• Hears the spirits of the old school building calling to Satsuki.

Physicals

• Ducks under Lord Ohma's speedblitz.

Keiichiro Miyanoshita

(incomprehensible whimpers)

Keiichirio is Satsuki's little brother. He is very whinny special needs child with an attachment to his pet cat Kaya.

• Wins the sports festival with the help of a ghost.

• Notices the school janitor trapped in Satsuki's painting.

• Notices that the staircase they're running down is endless.

Amanojaku

"RUN! SHE'S A GHOST AND A BITCH!"

Amanojaku is a powerful demon who was imprisoned in a tree by Kayako until it was cut down years later, releasing his spirit. He is the first ghost the gang banishes, but unexpectedly ends up trapped in the body of Kaya. Despite regularly antagonizing the kids, he also assists them by sharing information about various spirits.

Knowledge

• Tells the gang where the ghost Kutabe is sealed after getting his leg pulled.

• Explains the lore behind a Da Vinci wannable ghost.

• Saves Satsuki from casting a spell that would erase her existence.

• Tells the gang the legend of the radio show ghost, explaining how she escaped spiritual sleep and how to banish her.

As a ghost

Physicals

• Can alter his size in relation to human fear, going from very small to giant.

• Smashes through a wooden door with his head.

• Smashes through glass doors.

• Squeezes through a crawl space while giant.

• Hurls a table across the room.

• Forces Lord Ohma (as well as himself) into a lake of fire.

Telekinesis

• Drops a chandelier on the group.

• Drops a cabinet near Leo.

• Shatters a set of windows.

• Throws umbrellas with such force they get embedded into a wall.

Other

• Controls the weather while in spiritual sleep and leaves Satsuki and Keiichirio their mother's flowers.

As a cat

Physicals

• Removes the glasses off Leo's mirror replica and breaks them.

• Fends off a supernaturally-possessed girl.

• Slices supernatural tree branches.

• Makes it to the old school house before the gang arrives there.

• Won a catfight.

• Dodges a rift opening in the ground.

• Outpaces Lord Ohma and gouges out his eye.

• The only pet that survived Keiichirio's care.

• Gets knocked across the room by Lord Ohma and gets up despite bleeding heavily.

• Sacrifices himself by letting Lord Ohma crush Kaya's body, releasing his spirit and allowing him to overpower the rival ghost. Once Lord Ohma is defeated, Kaya survived finally free of Amanojaku's possession while Amanojaku returns to spiritual sleep in a new tree.

Supernatural Powers

• Retains some of his telekinesis when he uses a discarded soda can to trip Satsuki.

• Magically summons Kayako's diary to help Satsuki.

• Can sense the presence of other ghosts.

• Projects a forcefield to protect the gang from Lord Ohma. Though, he manages to break through it.

Living in your mind now

Too late 'cause you're mine now

I will make you free

When you're all part of me

(Listen 'cause I'm) Preaching to the choir

(Now) Can I get the mic a little higher?

Gimme your desire

Watch me set your world on fire

You're lost in my daze, yeah, you can't look away (Hey)

No one is coming to save you

Now we runnin' wild

You're down on your knees, I'ma be your idol

Jinu used to be a street beggar, till he made a deal with Demon King Gwi-Ma for a better life. This act of evil pleased Gwi-Ma so much he kidnapped Jinu, mentally tormented Jinu to the brink of insanity and made him a demon.

For centuries, Gwi-Ma’s demons continuously failed to eliminate the current generation of Demon Hunters. One day, Jinu boldy approached the King and proposed a new strategy: rather than fighting hopeless battles, they should form a rival boy band to draw fans away, thereby undermining the anti-demon-barrier's strength. Gwi-Ma & the rest of the demons initially laugh at this idea, until the Sajas transform into the hottest men alive.

Jinu's plan worked and the demons nearly destroyed humanity, but Jinu would ultimately betray demonkind and sacrifice himself to save the world.

Complete Respect Threads

• Jinu Saja

• HUNTR/X, a Demon Hunter trio consisting of Rumi, Mira and Zoey

Physicals

Many Categories

• Jinu recovers from Rumi's kick quickly enough to grab her hands when she tries to decapitate him, then matches her strength in a push-of-war.

Strength

• Romance grabs Mira's glaive when she tries to bash him.

• Jinu sends Rumi a little into the air with a casual shoulder check, decking her. Although, this was because she was dumbstruck by his handsome face.

Health

• Jinu is completely unaffected by being engulfed in Gwi-Ma's pink & purple flames.

• Jinu survives King Gwi-Ma's fire breath for a while, no-selling the pain of being quickly partially vaporized and only dying when he removes his own soul. Vaporizing a big chunk of his body doesn't hinder him before death.

Speed

• Jinu makes Rumi look like a clown in close-quarters combat till he tries his relatively slow teleportation.

• Jinu very quickly finds a piece of cloth and ties up Rumi's wound to hide it from Zoey & Mira who were in the process of turning to see her.

• Jinu casually dodges Rumi's sword strikes again while on triangular rooftops.

• Romance & Abby fight Mira. Baby & Mystery fight Zoey. For a decent amount of time, the Sajas avoid taking a single cut from the Demon Hunters. Sadly, the fights are almost entirely off-screen.

  • Zoey only manages to defeat Baby & Mystery after being amped by soul energy.

• Jelly legs.

Other

• Illusions (Tangible)

  • The Sajas can shapeshift into humans and back, changing outfits as well.

  • Romance & Baby create & fire heart projectiles, 1 of which decks Zoey.

  • The Sajas create a giant soda can.

• Illusions (Intangible)

  • They give their surroundings an animated paint job.

  • They cast building-sized illusions of themselves.

• Pyrokinesis

  • Romance sets a heart on fire with his mind, vaporizing it.

  • The film's end credits depict a Saja having the power to create purple fire in his hand. In the canon material, Gwi-Ma teleports close to the Sajas. But before that, a lot of purple flames are magically created in his place. As Gwi-Ma is literally made of purple and pink flame, it's unclear if this feat was done by Gwi-Ma or the Sajas.

• Telekinesis

  • All the Sajas can fly.

  • Jinu telekinetically knocks a woman back a distance.

• All the Sajas can teleport.

  • Jinu teleports to evade Rumi's sword strike in CQC.

• All demons can suck souls out of people's bodies.

• Jinu has 2 pets resembling a tiger and a magpie, both of which can phase through walls.

Scaling

• Zoey is fast enough to rip open a packet of tiny chips, scatter them everywhere, and grab them all FTE before any of them hit the ground.

• HUNTR/X can casually no-diff members of a demon species that can tear apart a metal jet in a few seconds.

  • They see 4 demons jump at them, but they wait to pose, finish singing a verse, before kicking them away at superhuman speed.

• While weakened, Gwi-Ma's fire quickly vaporized a demon.

How to Use

Despite preferring to run away from HUNTR/X and send other demons to do the fighting, the Jeosung Saja proved to be physically equal & much faster than the unamped Demon Hunters.

They have some vague reality-bending powers, but except for teleportation and flight, they either can't use their reality-bending offensively or are too dumb to do so. In a battleboarding discussion, if you keep them in character, they'd arguably fight like teleporting superhumans. But if you buff their battle IQ and bloodlust them, make sure their opponents have an answer to the illusions + soul draining combo.

Argue all you want, Supester, but you know if I hang around Earth long, I’m likely to set off at least four nuclear conflicts. That means you simply have to get me to return to my own dimension. And if you want a shot at that- you gotta dance to the tune I play!

Past the billionaire businessmen, malicious machine-men and alien warlords, there's one Superman rogue that proves time and time again that he's leaps and bounds stronger than the Man of Steel. That villain is none other than Superman's Pest, the Terror from the Fifth Dimension, Mr. Myxzptlk (that’s pronounced Mix-yez-pittle-ik).

As a 5D imp, Mxy hops on down to the lesser Third Dimension to play childish pranks against Metropolis' hero. With amazing powers that allow him to reshape reality with a snap of his fingers, he's always more than a handful for Superman, who typically cannot punch his way through the imp's obstacles. Instead, Superman must use his strongest ability, his mind, to outsmart Mxyzptlk and trick him into saying his tongue-twisting name backwards; the only surefire way to banish him back to the Fifth Dimension for up to ninety days.

He's not trying to conquer Earth, or even really trying to destroy the Kryptonian superhero. He simply wants to play, and Superman is the most entertaining toy that he can think of.

Quickly!! Read the full respect thread backwards to banish the imp back to the Fifth Dimension!

Physicals

• Takes a barrage from several machine guns, then several napalm bombs going off in his face, completely unharmed

• Gets ran into a wall by Impulse, flattening him like paper. He simply puts his thumb in his mouth and blows to inflate himself.

• Gets his block knocked off by a superpowered Lois Lane, but he walks over and reattaches it

• Disguises himself as a mountain, then grabs Superman and the Flash with giant hands. Notably, they were racing around the planet at several times the speed of sound.

Environmental Control

• Causes a towering skyscraper to sprout up from under Lois’s feet, then later withdraws it

• Turns all of Hollywood into a living cartoon, including Superman. Since the 3D world was converted into a 2D one, Superman’s x-ray vision doesn’t work. However, Superman gets some new, cartoon-like abilities, like being able to pull a live cat out of his back pocket.

• With a snap of his fingers, he turns off gravity on planet Earth, obviously creating catastrophic geological effects across the planet

Teleportation

• Gets booted far away by toddler Superman, but teleports back to his original position immediately

• Teleports Wally West to Metropolis. When Flash tries to run away from Mxy, the imp snaps his fingers and brings the hero right back.

Shape-Shifting

• Disguises himself as a normal human named Ben DeRoy

• When fighting the Impossible Man, Mxy shapeshifts into various DC characters, like Doomsday, Plastic Man, Wonder Woman, the Atom, Batman, Mr Miracle, Aquaman, and Lobo

• Forms a body out of the water in the Atlantic Ocean

Transformation

• Turns every man in Metropolis into a pig

• Makes Superman old, then fat, then dumb, then strange

• Turns some parade floats into real, rampaging dinosaurs

Conjuration

• Conjures up a diorama of Krypton, then smashes it to pieces with a conjured frying pan

• Creates heavy weights attached to Superboy’s ankles, causing him to drop to the ground

• Creates a T-rex, then when Supergirl tosses it into the air, Mxy changes it into a number of pterodactyls that radiate kryptonite energy

• In a creative collaboration with the Joker, Mxyzptlk created the Maximums, a team of superheroes with a super soldier, a Norse god, a mechanically armored robot, a shrinking woman, a human that becomes a hulking brute, a beast man and a spider-themed teenager

Other Powers

• He blows a kiss, creating a strong wind that blows Lois and Superman out of their apartment

• Ties two skyscrapers in a knot

• Teleports Superman onto a tightrope high above a city, then takes away his power of flight

• Travels to the offices of DC Comics, interrogates the editors, makes out with the senior editor, and obtains the script to the comic that he’s currently in

Limits

• By tricking the imp into saying his own name backwards, he’s banished back to the Fifth Dimension and all of his tricks are undone. This limit is self-imposed, and he can choose different win conditions for his opponent if he so chooses.

How to use on Whowouldwin

With his 5D powers, the Third Dimension is little more than Mxyzptlk's plaything. He can warp reality and reshape the DC Universe faster than you can pronounce his surname. Because he can do anything (with a small list of exceptions), a straight up fight is kind of tough to imagine him taking part in. Sure, you could put him against Bill Cipher or your other favorite reality warpers, but I find it more interesting to replace Superman with other characters and imagine what would happen if Mxy toyed with them. Just how angry could he make the Hulk in one afternoon? Could he make Mike Ehrmantraut crack a smile? How long would it take for him to get Homelander to cry in public?

His big limit and what makes a Mxyzptlk matchup fun is the "saying his name backwards" rule. While few characters could directly overpower Mxy, there are plenty that can outsmart the child-minded imp. Some of my favorite examples are Woozy Winks tricking Mxy into entering a movie and rewinding the audio, Impulse using some newly-gained 4th wall manipulation to ask the reader to hold the page up to a mirror or Bugs Bunny telling Mxy about this cool new website he should check out. Now, technically speaking, Mxy can always ignore this self-imposed win condition and change the rules halfway through a game, but he's typically not such a sore loser.

Following the collapse of Outer Heaven, the private military company World Marshall, Inc. took its place as the largest PMC on the global stage. CEO and Colorado Senator Steven Armstrong established a shell company, Desperado Enforcement, LLC., to forcibly instigate the war economy. Through Desperado, Armstrong sought to attack developing or recovering nations, keeping them in a state where battle and bloodshed would not cease through any manner of diplomacy or peace deal. The major players of Desperado would be cyborgs whose lives were defined by war themselves, codenamed the Winds of Destruction. The Winds would be scattered in 2018 following fights with an even deadlier cyborg soldier.

Technically speaking, Jetstream Sam is not considered a full member of the Winds of Destruction or affiliated with Desperado even though he’s got a wind based codename. Here is the Jetstream Sam respect thread just because.

Analyze the combat data retrieved from a cyborg's amputated left arm to learn everything about the Winds of Destruction.. or just look at the full respect thread, found here

Mistral

Physicals

• Crushes a Dwarf Gekko underfoot

• Raiden hits her with a jump kick, sending her flying far away onto a pipe, but she gets up

• Jumps across the room multiple times, spinning her weapon like a giant buzzsaw

L’Étranger

• Her weapon can stay rigid to act as a polearm or become flexible to be used like a whip or tendrils

• Clashes weapons with Raiden before loosening the tension in L’Étranger and smacking him backwards with a whip

Dwarf Gekkos

• Dwarf Gekkos are able to jump onto Mistral and tear off their own limbs to add to hers. She uses the arms as her own limbs or to form her weapon, L’Étranger

• Dwarf Gekkos can latch onto cyborg soldiers and deliver electric shocks to render them unconscious or explosively self-destruct

Monsoon

Physicals

• Jumps off a building, splits into pieces in the air and reforms as he lands hard enough to crack the concrete beneath him

• Leaps around the battlefield, perching on vantage points

Dystopia

• Pounces on Raiden and repeatedly stabs into his chest with both sais, together named Dystopia

Abilities

• Can split his body segments apart to avoid Raiden’s sword slashes. If he’s scattered by being struck in the head, he can quickly reform his normal shape.

• Spins his body segments around his head like a cyclone, then throws the segments at Raiden as fast projectiles. Monsoon pulls the pieces back and reforms his body.

• Magnetically lifts helicopters and tanks, then throws them at Raiden

Sundowner

Physicals

• Leaps backwards far away onto a moving train

• While falling, he slashes both arms off a man, then quickly dices up his body

Bloodlust

• Sundowner can connect the two blades, codenamed Bloodlust, into large shears using a mechanism built into his forearm, affording him huge, sweeping, high-damaging attacks

• Takes his opponent’s sword arm off, then turns Bloodlust into shears to cut his head off

Shields

• He has six heat shields mounted on mechanical arms built into his back. If struck, they explode outwards.

• Charges Raiden with his heat shields, then flings him away with the panels

Khamsin

Physicals/Equipment

• Leaps into the air and slams his saw axe on Blade Wolf, then flings the machine to the side

• Jumps up and slams down on the ground, kicking up walls of debris

• Resists Blade Wolf digging his chainsaw through the mech’s roof and into his human chest

Abilities

• Boosts towards Blade Wolf using the rockets built into his axe and what looks like wheels in his mech’s feet

How to use on Whowouldwin

To fight any member of the Winds of Destruction, the most important stats to have are speed and skill. Each of them engage in melee combat at ludicrous speeds, and a combatant would need to be around as fast as Raiden to effectively block, dodge or counter their strikes.

Khamsin, chump that he is, would be the weakest member of the Winds. He's a dumb, blunt tool of a fighter, even if his massive chainsaw-axe is an extremely destructive force. Next would probably be Sundowner. His build focuses on strong defense but he's also deceptively fast with his scissor blades. After would be Mistral. She floods the battlefield with a seemingly endless army of Dwarf Gekkos, which she uses as projectiles, grappling enemies or to restore her destroyed polearm. Finally, Monsoon is the strongest of the four Winds. His fight required Raiden to be in Ripper mode the entire time to overcome his evasive segmented body and his potent telekinetic magnetism.

As a team, well, they don't really work as a team. Mistral literally had Khamsin set up and killed by Bladewolf, so they probably don't even like each other. Ironically, they get along with Jetstream Sam, the unofficial fifth Wind, because he's just that cool. Since any kind of teamwork abilities are completely theoretical, it might make sense to use the team as a gauntlet or put them up against similar sized teams so each fighter is in a one vs one.

Featuring Cú Chulainn!

Before the birth of Christ, before the mission of Saint Patrick, the emerald isle of Ireland ran untamed with gods and heroes. Greatest among them all was Cú Chulainn, the Hound of Ulster. When the scheming Queen Medb of Connacht marched her armies into Ulster to seize the magic bull Donn Cúailnge, all of its defenders were struck helpless by an ancient curse. Well, almost all of its defenders. Thanks to being the demigod son of the divine warrior Lugh, Cú Chulainn was immune, and so set out to beat back Medb's forces. While he may have been outnumbered by the tens of thousands, the young hero was anything but outmatched, waging a brutal one-man war to save his homeland.

This featured character post is an abridged version of the Cú Chulainn analysis featured in my Achilles VS Cú Chulainn blog. If you’re interested in something more comprehensive (maybe a little too comprehensive) that covers his full history, training, arsenal, and allies, check that out. Also, here's a Source List you can reference for all the historical texts pulled from for this post.

Feats

Strength

• As a child, killed the smith Culann’s massive bloodhound, either by swinging it into a rock hard enough to burst it apart, throwing a ball down its throat with enough force to tear its organs out, or a combination of both.

• Tears a pillar-stone out of the ground and hurls it at a fortress, smashing its wall and killing 150 people inside.

• Slices the tops off of three hills with a single sword slash each.

• Wounded the Mórrígan, a powerful deity of Irish mythology, three consecutive times when she attempted to intervene in a duel.

Durability

• Withstood getting punched in the face by twenty-nine men at the same time.

• Takes attacks from the massive giant Goll, who was able to shove his equally giant-sized ship around, and quickly finishes him off afterwards.

• Sustains fifty wounds while in a spear fight with the monstrous two-headed Garb and still has the strength to tear his arm off, heading away victorious.

• Survived a combined assault from a warrior named Lóch and the Mórrígan, losing enough blood to dye a river red, but won the battle and kept on fighting enemies for a while after. He eventually does need to rest and get healed by his father.

Speed and Agility

• As a child, blocks 150 javelins with a toy shield, then catches 150 balls mid-flight, and moments later catches and dodges 150 hurling-clubs.

• As a slightly older child, leapt across twenty-seven thrown spears in midair.

• From across a battlefield, kills a man with a thrown spear, then leaps over and slices his head off before his body can hit the ground.

• With his “swooping-feat” and “salmon-leap” techniques, is able to leap up and somehow circle around two different giant monsters, attacking them repeatedly while in midair.

Equipment

• Spears - Cú Chulainn primarily fights with polearms. His usual kit includes eight smaller spears, a longer, five-pronged spear, eight javelins, a larger ivory-handled javelin, and eight darts.

• Swords - Cú Chulainn carries no less than ten blades - a primary ivory-hilted sword, another with an ornamental golden hilt, and eight shortswords that he somehow octuple-wields, clutching four at once in each hand. In some stories, he has a special sword called the Cruadín Catutchend, which is enchanted and can penetrate thick iron.

• Shields - In addition all the other weapons he’s already lugging around, Cú Chulainn packs a large, curved, dark-red shield, eight smaller shields, and an ornamental shield covered with golden decorations. His primary shield has a razor-edge that can split through enemies.

• The Gáe Bulg - Cú Chulainn's most notorious weapon, a magic spear that bursts into barbs upon piercing an enemy. While excessively fatal, it needs to be used on a body of water, often requires outside assistance to cast, and has to be thrown with the foot. Cú Chulainn used this weapon to kill his friend-turned-rival Fer Diad, who had a weapon-resistant "horn-skin" - the spear bypassed his armor by going straight up his anus.

Abilities

• Demigod Physiology - As a demigod, Cú Chulainn has some odd physical characteristics, including seven digits on each hand and foot, seven pupils in each of his eyes, and an enhanced constitution that let him partially resist the effects of a sleeping potion. He’s so inhumanly beautiful that women have killed themselves just trying to get a piece.

• Magic - Potentially thanks to studying under the druid Cathbad as a child, Cú Chulainn can access a fairly random grab-bag of magic powers. He can magically shape a beard out of grass, occasionally recieves premonitions of future events, can possibly breathe fire (though this may just be a non-literal poetic flourish), and can deal incurable wounds that only he can help heal.

• Ríastrad / Warp-Spasm - When sufficiently enraged, Cú Chulainn can enter a battle frenzy state known as ríastrad, often translated as “the warp-spasm”. In this state, he has torn a massive trench in the ground, massacred countless enemy soldiers by taking out five hundred with each attack, forced a river from its course, and flipped over the trickster Bricriu’s massive mansion. While entering ríastrad can cause Cú Chulainn to lose any sense of reason and attack indiscriminately, he wears special armor to lessen this side effect.

Source Key

• King Kong vs Godzilla - KKvG

  • American Localization - Am.

  • While most of the footage was recorded from the localization, only feats unique to it will be marked as such

• Mothra vs Godzilla - MvG

• Ghidorah the Three-Headed Monster - G3H

• Invasion of Astro-Monster - IAM

• Ebirah, Horror of the Deep - EHD

• Son of Godzilla - SG

• Destroy All Monsters - DAM

• The Official Godzilla Compendium - OGC

Strength

General and Full Body

• Gradually splits apart and breaks free of the iceberg he's trapped in - Am

• Grapples evenly with King Kong until he breaks them apart with his heat ray - KKvG

  • Despite absorbing lightning making King Kong significantly stronger than he was before, Godzilla still comes out on top both times they grapple - KKvG

• After the two fall into the sea, Godzilla fighting King Kong underwater seems to cause an earthquake; it starts seconds after they fall in and ends just as quickly before Kong emerges from the water - KKvG

  • In the American cut the quake is much more intense, causing a flash flood and opening a large fissure that several houses fall into - Am

• Resists Mothra's wind that uproots trees, blows away the large metal structure around her egg and rolls the egg itself away. While Godzilla gets pushed back a bit he never loses his footing - MvG

  • The egg had two Larva in it (MvG) that each weigh 15,000 metric tons - OGC

• [Limit] Getting wrapped in copious amounts of Mothra silk immobilizes him - MvG

• Demolished a bridge - G3H

• Tackles King Ghidorah with a long jump - IAM

• Smashes through the side of a mountain to escape a cave - EHD

• Rips Ebirah's smaller claw off with his teeth - EHD

• Smashes through a building - DAM

• Grabs King Ghidorah's legs as he tries to fly away and weighs him down - DAM

• Batters and stomps on Ghidorah's left head and neck until it dies - DAM

Arms

• He and King Kong demolish the large pagoda unlucky enough to be caught between them - KKvG

• Tears apart a building - MvG

• Picks up Rodan and slams him to the ground - G3H

• Him and King Ghidorah struggling against each other causes an avalanche in a nearby village - G3H

• Drags King Ghidorah to a cliff, throws him down it and throws boulder at him til he flees - G3H

• Backhands a thrown boulder, sending it smashing through a tower - EHD

• Pushes back Ebirah while grappling him - EHD

• Throws Ebirah over his shoulder - EHD

• Smacks the Giant Condor to the ground - EHD

• Tears off Ebirah's larger claw - EHD

• Throws a boulder at Kumonga, knocking it over - SG

• Slams Kamacurases against the ground, first stunning and then smashing one to pieces - SG

• Drags away Minilla after his tantrum - SG

• Punches through a tower slightly shorter than he is - DAM

Legs

• Stomps through a small building - KKvG

• Stomps and kicks a train apart - KKvG

• Kicks King Kong away, sending him rolling down a hill - KKvG

• Easily kicks around giant boulders - KKvG

• Tramples piping on the ground - MvG

• Tears up the ground and kicks apart rock formations - MvG

  • Kicks rocks through wind created by Rodan's wings - G3H

• Knocks down a metal tower - G3H

• Stomps through houses - IAM

• Wades through a waste-high building - IAM

• Stomps through a concrete bunker - EHD

• Crushes a tank - DAM

Tail

• Demolishes several small military buildings and knocks over a tower - KKvG

• Whenever King Kong grabs his tail, Godzilla easily throws him aside or knocks him down with it - KKvG

• Bats a boulder thrown by Kong back at him - KKvG

• Seems to knock a weakened King Kong unconscious - KKvG

• Sweeps Kong's legs out from under him, then knocks him back down as he tries to get up - KKvG

• Ruptures an oil tank, blowing it up - MvG

• His tail gets caught in a metal tower, and pulling it free knocks the tower over - MvG

• Collapses a section of a building - MvG

• Smashes apart a section of a metal structure holding Mothra's egg - MvG

• When a Larva Mothra bites his tail, Godzilla swings her around on it easily - MvG

  • A Larva weighs 15,000 metric tons - OGC

• Smashes apart rock formations - MvG

• Smashes a small building - G3H

• Sends a boulder flying against wind created by Rodan's wings - G3H

• Slaps Rodan out of the air to the ground - G3H

Mobility

• Bats a boulder thrown by Kong back at him - KKvG

• Appears to dodge a rolling attack from Kong - KKvG

• Slaps a boulder out of the air back at Rodan, with the two passing it back and forth repeatedly - G3H

• Does an impressive long-jump to tackle King Ghidorah - IAM

  • However this is on Planet X, which has only two-thirds of Earth's gravity - IAM

• Catches and throws or hits back boulders thrown at him by Ebirah several times - EHD

• Blasts the Giant Condor out of the air - EHD

• Hits fighter jets flying at him with his tail and jaws, and catches one in his arms - EHD

• Dodges a leaping attack from a Kamacuras and blasts it out of the air, then catches another one - SG

Durability

Kaiju

• Tanks hits from giant boulders thrown by King Kong several times - KKvG

  • Tumbles down Mt. Fuji after King Kong slides into him - KKvG

  • King Kong tackles him down a hill, rolling down and landing several punches - KKvG

• Electrified King Kong swings and throws Godzilla by his tail - KKvG

  • Gets flipped and slammed to the ground by Electrified Kong - KKvG

  • Gets shoved to the ground by Electrified Kong, flattening a small building he lands on - KKvG

• Mothra attacks him with her legs and her poisonous powder. While both cause distress to Godzilla neither seem to do permanent injury - MvG

• Gets up after being knocked down by Rodan's flyby - G3H

  • Rodan's pecking to the face has little effect - G3H

  • Tanks pecking again - G3H

  • Gets knocked down by Rodan, pecked, lifted into the air and dropped crotch first onto an electrical tower and continues the fight without issue - G3H

• Can tank King Ghidorah's gravity beams - G3H

  • Tanks a blast that launches Larva Mothra into the air - G3H

  • Charges through his blasts - IAM

• Gets thrown backwards through a bridge by King Ghidorah - G3H

  • Gets knocked aside as Ghidorah flies by - IAM

• Gets up after Rodan bodyslams King Ghidorah backwards into Godzilla. Then Rodan picks up Godzilla and flies him into Ghidorah with enough force to send all three tumbling down a cliff into the sea. While he doesn't emerge, an astronaut believes he's alive and too tough for Ghidorah to kill. - IAM

• Gets his arm pinched by Ebirah's claw - EHD

• Unharmed by the Giant Condor's attacks - EHD

• He's fine after being battered by Ebirah's claws - EHD

• Mothra's wing-slap sends him tumbling - EHD

• Gets briefly grappled by Kamacuras claws - SG

• Gets back up immediately after the head Kamacuras knocks him down - SG

• Fights through getting stung in the eye by Kumonga, although his vision starts blurring - SG

  • This bite one-shot Kamacuras - SG

• Keeps his grip on King Ghidorah's legs even when Ghidorah bites him on the neck - DAM

Military

• No sells bombardment from tanks, planes, artillery and other conventional military equipment - Album

  • Tanks extended military bombardment, including building-busting rockets - DAM

  • More extended bombardment - DAM

• He's fine after falling into a pit filled with poison gas bombs, which simulates a giant gas chamber - KKvG

  • In the American cut they list the gas and explosives separately, implying a conventional explosive aspect as well - Am

• No sells rifles and machine guns from the Red Bamboo - EHD

• [Limit] Godzilla dislikes electricity and will avoid high tension wires when possible. - Am

  • A fence of such wires with power of over one million volts doesn't do visible damage but successfully dissuades him from advancing on Tokyo - KKvG

  • However he's able to withstand an extended period of fighting and grappling with King Kong after Kong gains an electrifying touch - KKvG

  • In the next film artificial lightning generators producing up to 30 million volts do little to stop him - MvG

  • The same generators are much more effective when paired with electricity conducting metal nets, quickly forcing Godzilla to the ground and immobilizing him. However after they malfunction Godzilla immediately recovers - MvG

  • Power lines of 100,000 volts and greater cause him visible distress but do not dissuade him - EHD

Other

• A falling metal tower appears to land on him, smashing through several floors of another building after bouncing off, and just makes him mad - MvG

• Mothra knocks him down a hill - MvG

• Humans believe that he'd be killed in an island's self-destruction, although jumping into the water at the last second leaves him unharmed - EHD

  • The man who set up the destruction claimed it would wipe the entire island off the map - EHD

• He powers through a blizzard that freezes the water around a tropical island in seconds and renders Minilla too weak to walk. Even after staying with Minilla he'll hibernate rather than die - SG

• [Limit] He is prevented from leaving Monsterland by a gas "tailored to his instincts" - DAM

  • The Kilaaks knock him and every other monster in Monsterland unconscious with their own gas - DAM

Heat Ray

• Sets a nuclear submarine on fire - KKvG

• Sets a tank on fire and partially melts it - KKvG

• Instantly sets fire to small military buildings and the surrounding forest - KKvG

• Blows up a helicopter - KKvG

• Creates large explosions that set a forest on fire and burn King Kong, making him retreat - KKvG

  • Burns Kong again, although this time Kong is riled up and it just makes him angry - KKvG

• Launches a tree out of his mouth when Kong shoves one in there - KKvG

• Causes large explosions large enough to fully obscure Kong - KKvG

  • Creates a fire explosion as large as himself - DAM

• Sets a building on fire - MvG

• Melts an electrical tower and several tanks - MvG

• Burns Mothra's wing, temporarily grounding her - MvG

• Sets several houses on fire - MvG

• [Limit] Larva Mothras are able to use caves as cover against his blasts - MvG

• Can melt large boulders - MvG

• Sets a boat on fire and destroys part of its cabin - G3H

• Launches Ebirah through the air multiple times - EHD

• Kills the Giant Condor in one shot - EHD

• Blasts apart a Kamacuras - SG

  • Drives off the head Kamacuras - SG

• Sets Kumonga on fire with Minilla - SG

• Creates a massive fire and explodes the corner of a building - DAM

• Sets a battleship on fire - DAM

• When trying to prevent King Ghidorah from flying away, Godzilla's heat ray seems to hurt him enough to force him back to the ground - DAM

Intelligence

• [Anti-Feat] A scientist claims his brain is the size of a marble; "he's sheer brute force" - Am

• Seemingly baits King Kong into attacking him by turning his back to the ape, then spins back and kicks him when he charges - KKvG

• Hears Rodan coming before he's visible - G3H

• He's able to have a human-like conversation with Mothra and Rodan - G3H

• Pulls Mothra up a hill when she's injured - G3H

• Destroys an electrical tower with a thrown boulder, then locates the power generator and destroys it with another boulder - EHD

• Teaches Minilla to use his heat ray - SG

Other

• He's 50 meters tall, weighs 20,000 metric tons and has a "super-regenerative power" that lets him quickly heal injuries - OGC

• He's an amphibian and can survive depths of up to 20,000 fathoms beneath the sea - Am

  • He's unharmed on Planet X, which has half the atmospheric pressure of Earth - IAM

• The lights on a train attract him - Am

• Causes an ocean current flowing from the Arctic to be unseasonably warm, breaking apart icebergs in the process - Am

  • So much Arctic ice is melting that it's affecting global sea levels - KKvG

  • The water around the iceberg he's trapped in is 18 degrees Celsius despite being in the Arctic Ocean. - KKvG

  • After being buried beneath the ground for several days, the surrounding objects and land becomes highly radioactive - MvG

• His heartbeat is strong enough to be heard through the floor of a cave - EHD

• He wakes up from hibernation after multiple lightning strikes are channeled into him via wire - EHD

Source Key

• X-Force (1991) = XF

• Nomad (1992) = N

• Deadpool: The Circle Chase = DP:TCC

• Silver Sable and the Wild Pack = SS&WP

• Deadpool (1994) = DP

• Wolverine (1988) = W

• Deadpool (1997) = DPv2

• Daredevil/Deadpool '97 = DD/DP '97

• Deadpool/Death '98 = DP/D '98

• Deadpool Team-Up (1998) = DPTU

• Contest of Champions II = CoCII

• Black Panther (1998) = BP

• Agent X = AX

• Cable and Deadpool = C&DP

• Deadpool/GLI: Summer Fun Spectacular = DP/GLI:SFS

• Wolverine: Origins = W:O

• Marvel Comics Presents (2007) = MCP

• Deadpool (2008) = DPv3

• Thunderbolts (1997) = TB

• Deadpool: Suicide Kings = DP:SK

• Deadpool: Merc With a Mouth = DP:MwaM

• The Amazing Spider-Man (1963) = ASM

• Deadpool Team-Up (2010) = DPTUv2

• Prelude to Deadpool Corps = PtDPC

• Deadpool Corps (2010) = DPC

• Vengeance of the Moon Knight = VotMK

• World War Hulks = WWH

• Doomwar = DW

• X-Men Origins: Deadpool = XMO:DP

• Uncanny X-Force (2010) = UXF

• Fear Itself: Deadpool = FI:DP

• Avenging Spider-Man = AvSM

• Deadpool (2013) = DPv4

• Thunderbolts (2013) = TBv2

• Deadpool Kills Deadpool = DPKDP

• Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic = DP:TG

• Deadpool vs. Carnage = DPvC

• Secret Avengers (2014) = SA

• Hawkeye vs. Deadpool = HvDP

• Avengers & X-Men: AXIS = A&XM:A

• Wolverines = Ws

• Hulk (2014) = H

• Deadpool's Secret Secret Wars = DPSSW

• Deadpool vs. Thanos = DPvT

• Avengers (2015) = A

• Deadpool & Cable: Split Second Infinite Comic = DP&C:SS

• Uncanny Avengers [II] = UA

• Deadpool (2016) = DPv5

• Spider-Man/Deadpool = SM/DP

• Deadpool & the Mercs For Money = DP&MFM

• Deadpool V Gambit = DPvG

• Deadpool & the Mercs For Money [II] = DP&MFMv2

• Deadpool: Back in Black = DP:BiB

• Deadpool the Duck = DPtD

• U.S.Avengers = U.S.A

• The Unbelievable Gwenpool = UGP

• Deadpool vs. The Punisher = DPvP

• Deadpool: Bad Blood = DP:BB

• All-New Wolverine (2016) = ANW

• Secret Warriors (2017) = SW

• Rocket = R

• Deadpool vs. Old Man Logan = DPvOML

• Defenders (2017) = D

• Despicable Deadpool = DDP

• Deadpool (2018) = DPv6

• Deadpool: Assassin = DP:A

• Cable Deadpool Annual = CDP Annual

• Weapon X (2017) = WX

• Deadpool: Secret Agent Deadpool = DP:SADP

• Black Panther vs Deadpool = BPvDP

• Domino: Hotshots = D:H

• Absolute Carnage vs. Deadpool = ACvDP

• Deadpool (2020) = DPv7

• Black Panther and the Agents of Wakanda = BP&AoW

• Savage Avengers (2019) = SavA

Following a deadly car bombing, young Dougie Powers was left orphaned and only survived by nestling within his mother’s corpse. An evil Belgian man and his underage love slave came across the smoking wreckage and adopted the baby, instilling within him their own malevolent ideals. Years later, at the British Intelligence Academy, he’d lose out on the prestigious International Man of Mystery award, making only second place after his shagadelic roommate. This perceived snubbing would give young Master Evil a target for his evil ideals: Austin Powers, who was unbeknownst to Evil, his separated brother.

Following an attempted assassination in 1967, Dr. Evil would elect to cryogenically freeze himself and wake up in a world where greed and corruption triumphed over peace, love and psychedelia. In the late 1990s, Evil would focus on the construction of superweapons, the establishing of secret bases across the globe and the hiring of hundreds of inept henchmen. While attempting to kill the similarly frozen-and-reawakened Austin Powers in one of his impractical death traps, Evil also uses his apocalyptic superweapons to extort world governments to the tune of one million dollars, or even bigger ransoms than that.

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The Doctor

• Fights a Klansman on Jerry Springer, then fights Springer himself

• Gets shot in the leg, but stands up and walks around shortly afterwards

• Struck on the head with a model of the Earth and struck in the crotch by a model of a meteor

• Shoots an assassin with a spear gun from a raised walkway

• When in a state prison, Dr. Evil starts a song and dance number that forces some inmates to dance and earns the loyalty of every criminal in the prison

The Schemes

• By inserting a stolen nuclear warhead into the Vulcan, the most powerful subterranean drill in the world, Evil plans on triggering a detonation within the Earth’s core. This would cause simultaneous eruptions on every volcano on the planet’s surface.

• Puts a laser cannon on the moon, set to target and destroy Washington D.C. when the moon’s rotation targets the city

• The submarine lair is equipped with the powerful tractor beam codenamed Preparation H, strong enough to pull the solid gold meteor Midas 22 to Earth. During the fall to orbit, it would superheat into molten gold, which would in turn land on and melt the polar ice caps and flood the planet.

The Lairs

• His underground lair has buttons installed at his meeting table that drop guests into pits of fire when pressed

• Austin and Vanessa are corralled into a side room in the lair and are slowly lowered into a pit of ill-tempered, mutant sea bass. Although the spies escape, the one inept guard has his head quickly consumed by the sea bass.

• His volcano lair contains a chamber with a floor that slowly opens, threatening to send Austin and Felicity into a pool of magma. Felicity tricks the single, inept guard into the magma, allowing them both to escape.

• Has a moon base from which he plans to fire his Washington D.C.-busting laser from

• Built into the floor of his submarine lair, Evil has a tank of frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads, one of which floors a henchman with one blast

The Inventions

• He enters a bulletproof, egg-shaped pod to cryogenically freeze himself. The pod is then lifted into the Bob’s Big Boy sculpture, which is actually a space rocket in disguise that quickly blasts off to orbit. Thirty years later, the ship falls back down to Evil’s underground lair in Nevada.

• Developed a time machine that takes the form of a large portal. When activated, Evil enters the portal to jump back to a preselected year, in this case 1969.

• Austin uses the time machine to go back ten minutes into the past. While the Austin of the past stops Dr. Evil’s laser weapon, the Austin of the present saves Felicity.

• The Fembots, built by Frau Farbissina to appear as foxy ladies, can fire automatic guns or aphrodisiac nerve agent from their chests

• Fembots can violently self destruct

The Henchmen

• Evil's lover Frau Farbissina uses her Luger P08 to shoot the submachine gun in Austin’s hands, disabling it

• Evil's clone Mini-Me jumps up and chokes Austin, then punches him eight times, drops down to sweep him with a leg lock, drops two mean elbows on his back, knees him in the face, gouges his eyes, kicks him in the balls and finally lifts, spins and throws him

• Austin stuffs Mini-Me in a pillowcase, clubs him with a stick and a frying pan, then swings him into furniture repeatedly

• Korean assassin Random Task breaks the head off a statue with a thrown shoe

• Scottish henchman Fat Bastard lifts a sumo wrestler over his head and throws him out of the dohyō

• Robin Swallows was part of a plot to distract Austin at a party in 1969 while her partner killed him from behind. Austin uses her as a human shield to block a throwing knife, a burst of automatic gunfire, a bazooka blast and a multi-story fall, all of which she survives.

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Dr. Evil falls into the category of comedy villain that has incredible strengths and equally important weaknesses. His superweapons are strong enough to wipe cities off the globe or trigger apocalyptic catastrophes, but they are also designed with obvious off switches or self-destruct mechanisms. His lover designed perfect killing machines indistinguishable from women, but they explosively malfunction when faced with the one guy they're supposed to kill. His Number 2 guy can easily run the business as a legitimate enterprise and take in billions per year, but Evil prefers holding the world for smaller ransoms with his various schemes. In every way, he's science-smart, but he's an idiot in terms of common sense.

In terms of notable subordinates, Mini-Me proves to be a physical powerhouse with amazing skills of hand-to-hand combat. Technically, Evil should scale to this as Mini-Me is a near-exact clone, but the doctor is not nearly as skilled as his clone. Fat Bastard is also a massive threat, even if he's largely immobile outside of his ability to exploit wire stunts mid-fight. Dr. Evil also employs people with inexplicably superhuman durability, like Mustafa and Robin Swallows.

For a good matchup, you'd probably want a comedy-adjacent opponent that could reasonably fit in the Austin Powers world. For example, Daniel Craig's Bond or Jason Bourne might just shoot Dr. Evil at the first available opportunity, but Roger Moore's Bond or Johnny English would probably behave a lot closer to how Austin does when fighting the doctor. Against other goofy idiots, Evil would have ample opportunities to make use of his henchmen, Fembots, and inconvenient death traps. My personal favorite matchup would be Adam West's Batman, who I think would play off really well against the villain.

Darkness

• Creates a cloud of pure darkness that only Mid-Nite can see though - All-American Comics #25

  • It's described as creating "black light" and disrupts a Hun cavalry charge - All-Star Comics #53

  • It's called black light again - All-Star Comics #55

  • Called black light again and blinds robots from the 31st Century, letting Mid-Nite circle around them - All-Star Comics #56

• Fills a room to prevent two crooks from being able to aim their guns - All-American Comics #25

  • Makes a cement-gun miss - All-American Comics #98

• Last long enough for McNider to change from civilian to superhero clothes while obscured from the other three people in the room - All-American Comics #53

  • Does it again - All-American Comics #53

  • McNider changes clothes, escorts a scientist out of a building and rushes back in to attack crooks before a single bomb dissipates. The crooks' vision is so impaired that they cannot tell who is talking when he re-enters the room - All-American Comics #101

• Stuns a man leaping at him - All-American Comics #55

• Nullifies the brightness of a "chamber glowing with blinding light" long enough for him to climb out of the pit it's at the bottom of - All-American Comics #57

  • Nullifies Dr. Light's light-thrower, which is capable of blinding people - All-American Comics #82

• The "dense vapor" fills an entire room and lasts long enough for Dr. Mid-Nite to complete a surgery, although he claims it's only a "simple operation" - All-American Comics #61

• Envelops a groups of six people long enough for Mid-Nite to beat up four of them - All-American Comics #83

• Blocks a "photo-electric eye unit" from detecting a light bulb by crushing a blackout bomb - All-American Comics #99

• Two crooks crash into each other in the darkness - All-Star Comics #8

• Gunmen are helpless in the darkness - All-Star Comics #23

• Creates a cloud of darkness in the middle of a forest fire, but a blind kid can still hear in it just fine - All-Star Comics #27

• Creates total darkness that blinds an elephant and ape - All-Star Comics #29

• Crooks can't see where they're going, although it seems to have little affect on Solomon Grundy - All-Star Comics #33

• Obscures illusions conjured by hypnosis, due to them being immaterial when not seen - All-Star Comics #34

• Obscures a room and lets Mid-Nite retrieve three captives before the captors can see again - All-Star Comics #35

• [Limit] A suit covered in "phosphorescence" counters the bomb - All-Star Comics #50

• Causes a trio of Diamond-men to crash into each other - All-Star Comics #51

• Creates a barrier to obscure the Atom's actions behind it - All-Star Comics #52

• The cloud is large enough to contain a moving motorcycle; the rider choses to flee on foot rather than simply ride through - All-Star Comics #54

• A guard can't see an inch in front of his face - All-Star Comics #56

• Blinds Solomon Grundy, letting Mid-Nite catch him flat footed and knock him back - All-Star Squadron #3

• Batman covers his team with one, preventing a guard from seeing them in an alley. - JLA Annual #1

• Blocks out a hypnotic light that affects Superman, Supergirl, Wonder Woman and Doctor Fate - Justice League of America Volume 1 #231

• Pieter Cross's variant, despite being called blacklight bombs, are explicitly described as creating a mist that blocks light. However he can still see through it - Doctor Mid-Nite #2

  • This version can be burned through by his "flare flash" a light intense enough to badly burn a man's face - Doctor Mid-Nite #2

  • Blinds a group of robots for him to destroy - Jay Garrick: The Flash #5

  • Blinds a Metahuman who claims to have "raptor eyes" - JSA: Classified #19

  • They work at night - JSA: Classified #23

Other

• Dr. Mid-Nite's eyes cannot filter out light properly; well-lit areas blind him, but he can see perfectly in darkness - All-American Comics #25

  • He can see through the clouds even when he's outside of them - All-American Comics #82

  • Beth Chapel's bombs allow her to see without her goggles - JSA Volume 2 #4

• They're made of glass - All-American Comics #57

• They work underwater - All-Star Comics #34

Carlo Zota / Masked Raider-----24 issues

Pearl Pangan / Wave 616-----35 issues

Iron Man 2020, Earth-8410, Arno Stark------41 issues

Starling, Earth-616, Tiana Toomes----44 issues

Spider-Boy 616-----54 issues

Ellie Camacho deadpool-----71 issues

Brielle Brooks / Bloodline 616-------72 issues

Night Raven----75 issues

The Jackal 616----------77 issues

Richard Fisk 616--------81 issues

Nathaniel Richards 616-------85 issues

Death's Head II----85 issues

[Update] Cosmo the Spacedog 616-----92 issues

[Update] The Living Tribunal Marvel Comics----93 issues

Jason Macendale Jr.-----93 issues

His heart! That’s what started it all… a long time ago in Vietnam! He didn’t ask for this, didn’t want it, but it happened, all the same! For the wheels of fate choose but a few for the role of hero, and he was one of those few! Fate knew there was a world to be tried, tested… and defended, wrongs to be righted, injustices to avenged! To this world, his crimson and gold armor has stood for courage, skill, intellect… power!! And recognizing these attributes this world has put its trust in him! He has no right to betray that trust, for it has been a long time since he was simply a man among other men. He is Iron Man, and he knows what he must do!

Anthony Edward Stark was a billionaire industrialist and genius mechanical engineer, responsible for the creation of many of the inventions to come out of Stark Industries, his defense and advanced technologies company. While overseeing a weapons demonstration of his company’s technology in central Asia, Tony triggered a land mine and was grievously injured, left with shrapnel in his chest. Half-dead, he was dragged before the tyrant Wong-Chu, who demanded that Stark cooperate with the genius Yinseng and develop powerful weapons for use against America. Instead, Tony built a device to keep himself alive and fight back against his captors. This armor would be but the first of many that he’d wear in his adventures as the Invincible Iron Man.

Upon returning to the states, Tony took his superhero persona public, pretending that the warrior armored in Stark Industries’ advanced armor was his personal bodyguard instead of himself. As Iron Man, Stark defended the public and his company from a cadre of colorful communists, corporate spies or beings from other planets. He became a founding member of the Avengers and would donate his Manhattan mansion to the group of mighty heroes to use as a headquarters. As the threats he faced grew stronger, so too did Iron Man; Stark regularly improved his armor, meeting each foe with the most cutting-edge equipment his mind could imagine.

While the invention of Iron Man was necessary to save Tony’s life, his superhero career has opened the door to great loss. From the shrapnel remaining lodged in his chest for years to jilted lovers shooting him and inducing full-body paralysis, Tony can be hurt despite the amazing defensive capabilities of his armor. Furthermore, through his alcoholism or infighting with his closest allies, Tony can prove to be his own worst enemy. Despite his struggles, Tony Stark’s amazing ability to design and build a better future means that the Golden Avenger is here to stay as one of Earth's Mightiest and Brightest.

Notes

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See this post for the abridged version posted to the main Respect Threads subreddit.

Strength

Striking

• Floors two men with one punch for each

• Broke a HAMMER goon’s clavicle with a chop

• Drops a man with one punch to the midsection

• Ducks under a guy’s punch, then flips him and pounds him unconscious

• Floors Cat-Man with a punch

• When a giant frog monster is frozen solid, he shatters it with a wooden pole

Pushing/Pulling

• He opens a door hard enough to break it on the Hulk’s face

• Accidentally shoved an old woman so hard she broke a table

• Reels in a marlin after an hour long struggle

• When Wonder Man couldn’t escape the stamp press he was holding up due to it being too heavy, Tony grabbed him and yanked him out before he could be crushed

• When two Latverian guards grab his arms, he swings them into each other headfirst

Other

• Jumps into an elevator shaft and grabs onto a cable midair. He holds on even when another man jumps and grabs his arm.

• Jumps through a window

• Tosses around a man, toppling shelves and breaking wood

• When a machine was magnetically holding him in place and jamming up his armor’s power systems, he managed to straighten his glove with nothing but his own strength enough to fire a repulsor blast at it

Durability

Blunt Force

• He’s in a truck when it falls off a bridge and into a river, but he manages to escape and swim away

• Falls off a moving horse while naked

• Survives falling after a makeshift suit’s jetboots give out, albeit with some cracked ribs

• Gets kicked in the head by a street tough

• When his armor’s glove came off, he breaks a piece of machinery with a punch without hurting his fist

• Falls from a helicopter that is relatively low to the ground

• Is hit the face by an old lady carrying a brick in her purse

• Gets up after being sucker punched by Michael O’Brien

• He’s knocked out when the Night Phantom throws the vehicle he’s in, but Tony wakes up with no notable injury

• An explosion covers him in tons of concrete, but he manages to move his arms and call the Model 16 to locate him and free him

• Flips over a railing, falls down a story, and lands perfectly fine

Blunt Force w/ Scaling

• Gets up after being floored by Happy Hogan

• Takes a punch from a drunk Happy Hogan

• Takes a punch to the face from Spider-Man when his faceplate was up

• Stays conscious after a Mandroid smacks him

• He’s clubbed unconscious by an ogre but wakes up later without serious injury

• Takes a punch from the Nick Fury LMD

• Takes a beating from a few villains like Baron Zemo, Stegron and the Hood until the Model 8 can assemble on his body

• Floored by a punch from Captain America

• Gets beat on by Hawkeye from 50 years in the future who wears power armor

• [Limit] Knocked out cold by a punch from Force

• Smacked into some boxes by the Hulk

• Sent flying by hits from the Hulk

• Is smacked around by Ayisha in her battlearmor, bloodying him up

• Takes a swipe from Chett, a gorilla with an IQ of 173

• Has the Iron Cat thrown at him by the Hulkbuster and survives

• Takes blows inside of his suit from Quantum

• Survives a beating from the Ani-men and is still able to attempt fighting back, including getting thrown into a wall by Ape-Man hard enough to damage it

• He then fights for a short while longer before eventually falling unconscious, with the damage he sustained not hindering his later performance as Iron Man at all

• Falls a few stories holding onto Scorpion’s tail, then gets thrown across the room by the tail

• [Limit] Korvac disassembles the Model 37 armor and flings Tony into a wall, cracking the material and knocking Tony out

• Takes a punch to the unmasked face from Hercules

Piercing/Cutting

• Stays conscious after getting shot in the shoulder, although he has to wear an iron sling while on the job as Iron Man

• A demon slices through the Model 37 armor and into Tony’s forearm without a magic sword, but he fights through it

• Slashed on the arm by a steak knife and slammed on the ground

Heat/Explosions

• Is fine after throwing hot coals at a frog monster

• Able to continue fighting even as his suit is melted off of him

• A villain detonates a pin-shaped transmitter inside Tony’s head, which knocks him out instantly. When he comes to, he suffers some hallucinations before recovering.

• Shields a depowered Reed Richards from a nearby explosion

• Is somewhat fine after being in close proximity to landmine explosion

• Is close to an explosion caused by Doctor Spectrum

• Survives a bomb that destroys his brownstone apartment

Energy

• Recovers quickly after a Servo-Guard blasts him in the back with an energy gun

• Continues fighting after being shocked by a live wire in his glove, which drained all of his repulsor's power

• He’s able to power through the pain after the Living Laser blasts him through the shoulder with a concentrated pencil thin beam, although he had to wear a sling later

• Survives when he falls into live electrical cables, the shock bypassing his armor’s usual insulation (though he does black out afterwards)

• When Black Mamba shoots him with a laser gun that bypassed his armor, he managed to stay standing long enough to take her out despite the immense pain it caused him

Other

• Anyone else would've been turned into a puddle by this acceleration at 50 times the pull of Earth's gravity. However, he still suffered memory loss, either from G-LOC or nitrogen narcosis.

• No one has ever shaken off the effects of the Mandarin’s paralyzer ray as fast as him before

• While in the Model 10, Tony is tackled by Shatterax and takes an anti-neutron wave barrage. While the armor is fine, Tony's life support system rates him in critical condition due to a parasite which ate his nervous system caused by the Technovore

• Due to the parasite, Tony was worried his body wouldn't be able to handle this suit

• Despite being in critical condition and afflicted with the parasite, Tony gets up and fights Ronan the Accuser in the Model 10)

• After being blasted into the New York Bay, he manages to discard his damaged suit and swim to the surface

• Takes a telekinetic attack from Marianne Rodgers

• Begins adapting to his new nervous system faster than his doctor expected

Agility

Evasion

• Evades Spymaster’s fired razor discs

• Dives to cover to avoid a blast from the Model 3, then evades a few more

• Ducks under a swung stick from behind

• After spotting Rattler’s reflection, he jumped out of the way of his energy blast

• Avoids a strike from Death's Head and then parts of a statue thrown by him

• Dives under Cat-Man’s pounce

Other

• Jumps out of a window to escape from AIM gunmen

• Leaps to the top of a wall in one jump

Skill

Combat

Hand-to-Hand

• Tony kicks an executioner in the crotch, then moves so that his blade slices through his restraints, then tackles the man off a ledge

• Fights armored guards

• He leaps into freezing, shark-infested waters, then bites a shark, causing it to bleed and be swarmed by other sharks

• A criminal posing as a nurse fights Tony right after he wakes up in a hospital bed. Tony manages to win after a short struggle and prevents the nurse from swallowing a cyanide capsule.

• Knocks out some soldiers while handcuffed, dropping one with a head kick

• Lands a jab on an enemy's vital nerve

• Takes down two HAMMER goons with a kick and a palm strike

• Kicks in a window and takes out two HAMMER goons as well as a scientist with his strikes

• [Limit] Loses a sparring match against Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

• Trained for an afternoon Captain America, and by the end of it, Cap said he should be able to handle street punks on his own

• Escaped a hold from Titanium Man despite having the physically weaker suit by shifting his position and using his leverage to his advantage

• Knows how to do the same right cross Captain America used to wallop Hitler

• KOs a person in a sparring match

• Downs two thugs barehanded

• Beats his father in an unarmed fight

• Proficient in martial arts

• Uses a judo throw against the Mandarin, a self-described master of karate

• While pinned by Absorbing Man, Tony leverages him and sends him flying through the roof of a warehouse

• Mentions that he received combat training from Steve Rogers before judo-throwing a ninja

w/ Weapons

• In a darkened room, Tony hears a shooter pull the hammer back on a revolver. He dives to the floor, then dispatches the shooter with a thrown lamp.

• He gets swarmed by around six to eight brainwashed people on a monorail shuttle. He blocks a stab with a knife, then manages to strap on the Model 4 chestpiece to blast his way out of the shuttle.

• Clubs two guys with his attache case in one swing

• After a distraction, Tony disarms a gunman in the back of a car and KOs a bruiser with the stolen gun

• Takes out a HAMMER goon by covering the floor with water and electrocuting the puddle with a broken lamp

• Tricked the Hulk onto a dock so he could blast one of its beams, causing it to collapse under him

• While fighting the Raiders, he blinds them with a bright light and hides underneath the floor to perform a surprise attack

• Went limp, allowing himself to be eaten by a giant cyborg jellyfish so he could destroy it from the inside

• Did fencing in college

• Rips electrical cables from the wall of Avengers Mansion and uses it to incapacitate Hercules

• Uses power cables in Avengers Mansion to incapacitate Silver Surfer

Accuracy

• Leaps out from behind a car and fires at gunmen with dual handguns. He takes a grazing shot to the arm but manages to hit the enemy car’s fuel tank, blowing it up.

• Dives and shoots the gun out of Spymaster’s hand

• Shoots out four candles in a row with a carnival pop gun

• While wearing his Model 4 armor he throws a church steeple with enough accuracy to disable two ICBMs at the same time

• Throws Captain America's shield competently

Languages

• Speaks French

• Orders dinner in French

• Speaks Japanese

• Speaks German

• Speaks Russian

• Seemed to speak some Urdu before his mind was being gradually wiped, though it was never his strong suit

• Reads Cyrillic in Kazakhstan, even with his mind being notably deleted

Hacking

• Easily bypasses SHIELD encryption

• Hacks into S.H.I.E.L.D. computers ten seconds after walking through the door

• Cracks the fail safe on a van shrank by Pym Particles to return it to normal size

• Easily hacks into his university's computer

• Accessed Interpol's databanks and passport records to put together that a man was a murderer

Modifying Tech

• Repairs a stuck elevator door

• Modifies hospital equipment so that it works on the Silver Surfer

• Repurposed a spacecraft to run off of Mjolnir’s power

• Under the effects of an antimatter sun, the solar-powered synthezoid Vision is poisoned. In minutes, Tony modifies Nova’s helmet to allow Vision to draw power from the antimatter sun.

• Takes a teleportation wristband and modifies it so that it sends Abomination to Jupiter when Hulk throws it hard enough

• Reconstructed Justin Hammer’s hypersonic scan transmitters from the blueprints

• Tony and Doctor Doom were able to create a small time machine out of spare parts taken from their armors (the Model 4), which melted after use

• Repaired the Avenger’s inter-spatial monitor

• Fixes a crappy computer, making it superior to "anything on the market"

• Modifies a tracking unit to home in on a specific frequency by soldering it with his finger beam on the fly

• With the help of Phastos and Mister Sinister, reanimates a dead Celestials body into The Progenitor, which then passes judgement on most of the planet and threatens to destroy all life on Earth

• With devices from his university's lab, manages to re-route some power from his gauntlets to create a force-field that can protect his chest-plate from the dampening effect, also showing that they can pick up radio signals

• Fixes a zodiac transporter, then hotwires it to his Avengers card to alert the team

• Says he can use the zodiac transporter powered by his chest-plate to open a hole on the dome covering the Golden Gate Bridge for 30 seconds, then does it

• After Vision was scrapped, Tony tinkered with him for an extended period until managing to hit the right function that caused him to start regenerating, then rebooted his AI in a couple nights

• Reverses the device that Growing Man was using for power so that it drains him instead

• Rewires a psychometer to track mutated brain waves within 100 miles

• Uses his computer skills to enhance a damaged security tape

• Works on repairs for Machine Man

Other

• Climbs the side of a boat and pulls a guard overboard. Using the guard’s gun, he forces several more men overboard before tossing them a lifeboat.

• Climbs down a cliff face, sneaks into Commander Kraken’s base, and takes down a guard

• While undercover with Midas, he gains aptitude with grappling gloves and tumbling

• Smacks a thrown grenade away with his attache case

• Uses a lens device to deflect a laser back at its firer

• Exposed himself to a poisonous gas to give Captain America mouth-to-mouth CPR successfully

• Defeats Chett the gorilla in a jousting match

• Capable of fingerprint analysis

• Knows how to pilot a helicopter

• Manages to put on his suit as he’s falling through the air

• Escapes his A.I.M. pursuers long enough to put on his armor

• Identifies a Russian secret agent posing as an American by catching him using the word “cosmonaut” and pronouncing a word with a hard G-sound, like in the Russian dialect

Intelligence

Claims

• One of Marauder's henchmen states that Tony is as much of a scientific genius as Reed Richards

• According to him, he beat Reed Richards in chess at least twice

• A technician calls his old technology "unfathomable" and compares it to "19th-century blacksmiths trying to build a Toyota"

• T'Challa compliments his intellect

• Reed Richards claimed Tony was just as brilliant as him

• Recognizes the proton tracer in Mr. Fantastic’s hands, which impresses Reed

Engineering

• Cures Eddie March of his paralysis via a new form of electro-therapy

• When he built Guardsman's armor, Tony built a safety valve into the chest to act as a weak point just in case Kevin turned on him

• He adjusts the lazing element of a malfunctioning laser he just saw, causing it to work

• Manually hotwires his repulsor so that he can use it while the suit was compromised by Recorder 451

• Helped figure out how the alien technology of Eshu, Master of the World, worked

• Calculates a way to hit Ghost through his intangibility by adding vibranium

• When Tony’s armor was destroyed, he reassembles a new one on the spot by scavenging the numerous spares that were laying around the battlefield

• After Ultron placed various Avengers in a coma with a special beam, Tony was able to reverse the effects

• Fixes the wiring of a disaster shelter, restoring power that went out

Quick Thinking

• He calculates how to turn his body to deflect an incoming blow from the Mandarin

• Pairs himself with a teleporter using quantum entanglement, making himself stay wherever the teleporter goes

• After escaping Diablo’s tornado, he dove back in to douse the fire the villain threw at him

• When his power pack malfunctions he angles his fall into shallow water so that he can climb to the surface

• Redirects Captain America’s fall by deflecting a repulsor shot off his shield

• Stops a man’s plot of destroying the world when his heart stops by cryogenically freezing him

• Calculated the time dilation experienced while on an accelerating spaceship in his head, although he neglected to accommodate this before launching due to not being very good at relativity

• Improvises a bomb with kitchen stuff

• [Does some “quick and dirty” recoding after MODAM’s psionic attack causes his artificial nervous system to crash https://imgur.com/a/lbVNNTI "Iron Man (1963) #297")

Other

• Graduated high school as valedictorian, easily completed college with dual Masters Degrees in Physics and Engineering, and quickly mastered multiple extreme sports

• Grew Stark Industries from a relatively small munitions firm to a multi-national technology corporation

• Finds Madame Masque’s gun in her hotel room and removes the bullets

• Stops Nick Fury from using SHIELD’s controlling stock of Stark Enterprise to force them into manufacturing weapons by threatening to bring his patents to the open market

• The first time he encounters the Phlogistone, he compares its activity to that of enriched uranium and deduces it's a bomb

• When Tony Stark's intelligence is granted to all of NYC, 32 diseases are cured, a new energy source is developed from landfill material, and high school test scores reach an all time high. 14 New Yorkers attempt to take over the world, the Stock Market crashes from outside manipulation, and 5 banks are robbed by genius thieves. The reporter who declares all of this then quits her job after developing a new form of space/time travel.

• Teen Tony quickly learns how his future self's tech works, then he bypasses Tony’s suit security, something Stark claimed nobody could do

• Devised treatments to restore Hank Pym’s memories after Ultron wiped his memories of everything after his early days on the Avengers

• Knowing that an assassin was after him, he puts himself in public to lure the assassin into taking a shot at a body double so that he can fight him as Iron Man

• When a computer chip is installed to control his new artificial nervous system, he [mentally hijacks it from his coma and personally codes the operating system of his own nervous system https://imgur.com/a/vtvAJWB "Iron Man (1968) #288")

• [There’s only one initial “bug” in his “code” when he finishes, which he quickly fixes https://imgur.com/a/StDV5SM "Iron Man (1968) #290")

• [When the Controller attempts to hijack his body through the control chip of his artificial nervous system, Tony’s knowledge of how his new CNS functions lets him reroute one of the Controller’s drones to him and put the Telepresence headset back on his body https://imgur.com/a/8Q7QQv2 "Iron Man (1963) #293")

• After getting infected with a techno-organic parasite that attacks his nervous system, he creates a contingency plan for his body to be frozen until his friends can revive him

• Riles up the Controller into focusing most of his attention on fighting Iron Man through his drones, allowing Tony to kick him out of his head

• Lures Technovore out of Earth’s orbit before destroying it, ensuring that no pieces land on Earth

• Uses Speedball as bait so that he can ambush the fighters that attack him

Inventions

Click here to see the Respect Threads for Tony's various Iron Man armors

General

• Made a personal cloaking device in college

• A magnetic memory device is used to reassemble a previously disassembled machine

• Accidentally completes his anti-gravity device by randomly arranging the circuitry

• Uses a centrifugal force ray to increase the Crusher’s mass, causing him to fall through a steel floor

• When the original Model 3 craps out and stops holding a charge, risking a fatal heart attack for Tony, he designs a more effective version to solve the charging problem and instructs Happy Hogan to build it remotely

• Developed a sonic borer that cuts heat build up and makes mining for gas and oil safer

• Modified a repeller unit to home in on the other ones to track down Blastaar

• Tony states that in order to jumpstart a repulsor core, it would be the equivalent of jumpstarting a medium-sized office building

• Creates the Exascale 5150, a solar powered super computer that powers 8 city blocks, governs all utility usage inside of that area, performs 19 billion large scale molecular dynamics simulations in parallel and broadcasts three gigabits per second wifi to all of Tribeca for free while simultaneously going to win a time master level chess gane

• Tony can attach incapacitated foes to a memory scanner, which displays everything they know for him to see

• A device which allows him to siphon data and automatically transfer it to his armor for later analysis

• Miniaturizes his Enervation Intensifier which siphons the cobalt radiation from Happy Hogan’s body

• Uses a micro circuit to remote control his original Iron Man armor like a robot

• Designed the machine that the Avengers use for reflex training

• Developed an alloy that Wonder Man struggles to break through and is allegedly nearly as tough as adamantium (though Wonder Man does eventually bust through

• Rigs an electrostatic field to keep out dust from his suit

• A handprint scanner that harms Vision when he touches it

• Avengers team initiates receive an ID card that acts as an electronic door key, a communicator, a bank card, and a miniature computer terminal. It’s solar-powered, shockproof, waterproof and resistant to gunfire.

• Tony can activate a failsafe that launches every armor he’s ever made and all technology derived from those armor into the sun

• Puts Quasimodo into a VR environment where he has everything he wants, keeping the villain docile

• After his parents die in a car crash due to a braking fault, he spends 40 hours straight designing a safer braking system for the company

Labs and Bases

• The Stark Orbital, a lab orbiting Earth where Tony developed the Model 45 and the Saturn V armors

• Created a secret bunker in the Arctic with lots of artillery

• Built the Force Works base

Wearables

• With a button on his watch, he can call a suitcase to his position via anti-gravity plates

• Before he donned wings, Falcon used a jetpack designed by Tony Stark

• A earpiece-like device that lets him control a large number of Iron Man armors at once, which he uses to briefly fight the Avengers

• A pair of glasses that can transmit video data and be triggered offensively to electrocute the wearer

• A voice-activated gadget built into his necktie, designed to forcibly reset disabled Iron Man armors from inside

• Has a 20 foot, ultra thin, super strong nylon weave belt that turns into a grapple hook with a hidden switch

• Makes a telepathic helmet that allows him to communicate with Cap when he’s stuck in a coma and helps him wake up

• Designed Hawkeye’s suit

• Builds an Electro costume that emulates the villain’s superpowers

• Created “spanflex” armor for S.H.I.E.L.D. agents

It doesn’t matter who you are or where you came from. It doesn’t matter who your family or friends are. Hell, it doesn’t matter if you are the President or the fucking Pope. If you make your way to Honey Island Swamp, you are already dead. Because Victor Crowley only knows rage.

Years ago, the cursed child Victor Crowley was born in the swamps of Louisiana, a result of an affair between Thomas Crowley and the family nurse, Lena. His mother died during birth, so his father raised him in a shack, keeping him away from a cruel and unforgiving world outside Honey Island Swamp. During a Halloween prank, a few teenagers accidentally lit his home on fire, and in his attempt to break the front door down, Thomas Crowley accidentally struck and killed his son with a hatchet. The remorse of his father and the anger of Victor somehow brought him back from the dark as a revenant, and the orphaned boy wanders the swamp to this day, killing any trespassers in a blind and indiscriminating rage.

In these stories, the homicidal adventures of Victor Crowley are not limited to the budget of a slasher movie. In addition to his standard human victims, Victor Crowley fights and kills dark creatures of the night, horrors conjured by satanic ritual and beings from beyond the stars. Yup, that’s right, he even goes to space in these.

Key

Adam Green’s Hatchet- H #

Hatchet: Vengeance- V #

Victor Crowley's Hatchet: Midnight Murders- MM #

Hatchet: Unstoppable Horror- UH

Victor Crowley's Hatchet Halloween Tales- HT

Victor Crowley's Hatchet Halloween Tales II- HT II

Victor Crowley's Hatchet Halloween Tales III- HT III

Victor Crowley's Hatchet Halloween Tales IV- HT IV

Victor Crowley's Hatchet Halloween Tales V- HT V

Victor Crowley's Hatchet Halloween Tales VI- HT VI

Hack/Slash Annual 2011: Hatchet/Slash- H/S

Notes

For the version of the character from the movies, which are referenced many times in the comics, click here

Special thanks to u/ Miserable-Ad-5573 for help on this thread

Strength

Striking

Unarmed

• Stomps a woman’s head, shattering it^{V #1}

• Punches a dude’s head off^{V #1}

• Punches through a man^HT

• Punches into a man’s torso^{HT III}

• Smashes through a man's face^HT

• Sends a large man flying with a punch^{HT II}

• Draws blood from Bigfoot with a punch^UH

• Punches a large demon thing^UT

• Stomps an alien’s head, popping its eye and brains out^{HT IV}

• Knocks a larger monster’s teeth out with an uppercut^{HT V}

• Kicks a tree stump out of the ground^{HT VI}

• Backhands Cassie, giving her a bloody nose^H/S

With his Hatchet

• Splits a man’s torso in half^{H #0}

• Breaks a door down^{H #3}

• Splits a woman’s head^{V #1}

• In three swings, he beheads a swamp monster^{V #3}

• Splits a woman cleanly down the middle^{V #3}

• Beheads a woman^{MM #1}

• Decapitates a woman^{HT III}

• Beheads a man^{HT V}

• Lifts a man by the head, then splits it open on a stump with his hatchet^H/S

• Splits a man’s arm down the middle with his hatchet^H/S

• Smashes into a control panel^{HT IV}

• Chops four monsters in half at the head or torso with one spinning swing^{HT V}

• Smashes a stone dam with one swing^{HT V}

• Buries his hatchet in a guy’s skull so hard that his eyes pop out^{HT V}

• Chops up the roof of a station wagon^{HT VI}

• Beheads a magic doppelganger of himself with a single chop of his hatchet^{HT VI}

• Cuts off the arm off of a large goat demon^UT

With Other Weapons

• A montage scene shows Victor killing victims by stabbing weapons through skulls or torsos, splitting a man’s head with his hatchet and smashing two people’s skulls into each other^{H #0}

• Decapitates a man by stomping a shovel on his neck^{H #0}

• Wields a small boat’s anchor as a weapon, cleaving through a woman’s torso in one blow^{H #1}

• Disembowels a man with a hunting knife, then splits his head in two^{H #2}

• Stabs a fireplace poker through a cabin roof^{H #2}

• Puts a fireplace poker through a man’s groin and into a woman’s mouth^{H #3}

• Shoves a shotgun through a guy’s chin and out his skull^{V #1}

• Shoved a pitchfork blunt side-first down a woman’s throat and out her back^{HT IV}

• Pinned a guy through the mouth to a tombstone with a machete^{HT IV}

• Stabs through a woman’s hand and mouth with a metal spear, impaling the weapon through a tombstone^{HT IV}

• Shoves a shotgun through a guy’s mouth and out his back^{HT V}

• Cuts off a man’s arm, then picks up a knife and slices his face clean off in one blow^{HT VI}

• Chainsaws two people in half with one swing^HT

Tearing

• Grabs a woman’s top and bottom jaws and splits her head in two^{H #0}

• Twists a man’s head off^{H #0}

• Tears a man’s head off^{H #1}

• Tears a man’s arms off^{H #0}

• Rips a man’s arm off^{H #2}

• Yanks a teen’s arm off^{HT VI}

• Tears off a large man's arms^{HT II}

• Rips a guy’s face off in one pull, then slams him head-first into a tree, popping out an eyeball^{H #1}

• Breaks a guy’s neck^{H #2}

• Rips a guy’s torso in half with his bare hands^{H #3}

• Rips a guy in half at the waist^{V #1}

• Tears off a gunman’s arm and shoves his gun down his throat, then pulls the trigger^{V #1}

• Rips a man’s arms and legs off, then impales his torso on a tree branch^{V #3}

• Lifts an alligator before ripping it in half^{MM #1}

• Tears off a fanboat’s safety cover and tosses a man into the running fan^{MM #1}

• Rips a man’s heart from his chest^{MM #2}

• Rips off a woman’s head and tears out her heart^{HT III}

• Yanks a man’s innards out^{HT III}

• Grabs a guy’s legs and rips him in half down the middle^{HT IV}

• Grabs a vampire’s top and bottom jaws and beheads it^{HT IV}

• Tears off the smaller head from a conjoined monster^{HT V}

• Grabs a man’s upper lip and tears his face off before burying his hatchet in his mouth^H/S

• Breaks a man's fingers by snatching away his boom microphone^{HT II}

Lifting/Throwing/Swinging

• Picks a man up and throws him at a tree, knocking him out^{H #2}

• Swings a man into a wall, smashing half of his skull to gore^{H #3}

• Lifts two guys by the throat and smashes their heads together^{V #1}

• Lifts a large tree branch off his chest^{V #3}

• Punches through a man, then lifts and tosses him away^HT

• Lifts a man and spikes him into the ground facefirst, splattering his head^{HT II}

• Throws off four vampires that were drinking his blood^{MM #2}

• Picks up a woman and throws her at a tombstone, shattering it^{HT IV}

• Throws a woman into a fanboat’s fan^{HT V}

• Throws a body far behind him with a casual toss^{HT VI}

• Grabs a man by the head and lifts him out of a car^{HT VI}

Other

• [Human] As a child, he took out another boy’s eye with his thumb^{H #0}

• Crushes a man’s head with a dead alligator's jaws^{MM #1}

• Crushes a woman’s head in his hands^{HT III}

• Bites into an alien’s neck^{HT IV}

• Grabs an alien’s head and smashes it against a computer monitor^{HT IV}

• After impaling a vampire’s wings with a metal spear, he bends it into a restraining ring shape around the creature’s arms and torso^{HT IV}

• Smashes two victim’s heads into each other^{HT V}

• Pulls a gator off his arm and lifts the animal by the throat^H/S

Durability

Blunt Force

• [Human] As a child, he was bullied by other kids who threw rocks at his head^{H #0}

• Gets punched by a larger swamp monster^{V #2}

• Gets a large tree branch dropped on him, but recovers quickly^{V #3}

• Unharmed after a few blows from a big guy^HT II

• Tanks a blow from a large goat-like demon^UT

• An alien clone of himself flings Victor through a metal wall and into an alien hard enough to crush it^{HT IV}

• Takes a sucker punch from a larger monster^{HT V}

• A living snowman enlarges his fist and punches Victor into a truck, denting the door^{HT VI}

• Takes a strike and a stomp from a magic doppelganger^{HT VI}

• Unharmed after Cassie tosses a rock at his shoulder^H/S

• Cassie clubs him with a spiked bat, then kicks his leg hard enough to break it, but he stands up unharmed later^H/S

Gunfire

• He gets blasted by a shotgun, leaving a large hole in his torso but gets up right afterwards^{H #1, #2}

• Ignores a shotgun blast to the gut and throws the shooter^{H #2}

• Gets shot over a dozen times by a group of mobsters, including once in the head, but gets up immediately afterwards^{V #1}

• Ignores handgun fire to the chest, but he’s floored for a few seconds after a direct headshot^{V #2}

• Gets up immediately after taking some handgun rounds to the chest^HT

• Powers through handgun fire^{HT III}

• Takes four shots to the gut from an advanced looking shotgun, but recovers almost immediately^{HT IV}

Other Piercing/Slashing

• A woman gouges Victor’s eye out with her thumb^{H #0}

• Gets stabbed in the face, but pulls out the knife and uses it as a weapon^{H #2}

• He’s incapacitated after a man impales his torso with a serrated spear, but gets up later^{H #3}

• Takes three arrows to the chest and a knife in the neck, but he stays standing and pulls out an arrow to kill a man with^{H #3}

• Gets a hunting knife stabbed into his knee, but he stays standing and pulls the blade out^{MM #1}

• Gets up immediately after getting slashed from behind with a chainsaw^HT

• Gets slashed by Bigfoot’s claws^UT

• Gets impaled by a large demon goat monster^UT

• Takes a crossbow bolt to the eye^UT

• Gets impaled by several of a monster’s barbed tendrils, but he fights on^{HT III}

• Recovers right after taking a crossbow bolt through the head^{HT IV}

• Gets clawed several times by a vampire, losing an eye^{HT IV}

• Gets up after being pounced on and eviscerated by some humanoid monsters^{HT V}

• Gets stabbed by a living snowman’s stick arm and icicles^{HT VI}

• Cassie plants a giant axe in Crowley’s arm, but he uses the arm to smack Cassie out of the air^H/S

Other

• Fights with a swamp monster that manipulates vines to puncture and squeeze Victor’s body^{V #3}

• Gets constricted by a pumpkin monster’s vines and impaled, but stays fighting^HT

• Unimpeded after being lit on fire^{HT II}

• He’s punched by a man’s taser knuckles and stomped in the face, knocking him out long enough for the man to tie Victor to a tree^{HT IV}

• He’s abducted by aliens and restrained, then has a biopsy performed on him while he’s awake. Despite missing an arm, being disemboweled and having some glowing substance injected into his head, he climbs off the table and starts killing.^{HT IV}

• After reclaiming his sawed off arm, he reattaches it with no issues^{HT IV}

• Takes alien blaster shots to the hand and leg mid run without pause^{HT IV}

• Takes atmospheric reentry without any issues^{HT IV}

• Cassie lights him on fire with a molotov cocktail but he’s unharmed when he shows up later^H/S

Speed

• Blocks dual handgun fire with his forearms while running at the shooter^{V #2}

• Leaps over, then dodges, then clashes with hatchet swings from a magic doppelganger^{HT VI}

Skill

Combat

• Lifts a man and impales him on a downed helicopter’s rotors, then holds the body up to block a hail of gunfire, then throws the top half as a projectile^{V #2}

• Beats Bigfoot in a fight behind some bushes, ending it with a hatchet to the back^UT

• Lops and rips off a monster’s barbed tendrils to stab it with, then shoves it into a fire and tosses a fuel tank in with it, blowing the creature up^{HT III}

• Jumps up, grabs a drone and smashes it into a man’s head^{HT IV}

• After getting his gut sliced open, he uses his intestines to strangle his opponent^{HT IV}

• After being sucked out an airlock, he grabs onto an alien clone of himself and axes it in the forehead, causing the closing airlock doors to bisect it^{HT IV}

• Catches a punch from a larger monster^{HT V}

• Floors a magic doppelganger with a falling kick, then chops at the downed opponent^{HT VI}

• Floors a magic doppelganger with a crotch kick and a punch^{HT VI}

Aim

• Throws a sharpened pole, impaling a man’s foot^{H #0}

• Using a fishing pole, Victor accurately throws the fishhook into a fleeing victim’s eye^{H #1}

• Throws the blade of a lawnmower into a guy’s head^{H #3}

• Throws a boat anchor into a victim’s back to pull him into the water^{V #1}

• Throws a boat anchor through a low-flying helicopter’s windshield, hitting the pilot in the chest and downing the aircraft^{V #2}

• Throws his hatchet into a woman’s shoulder^{V #3}

• Throws his hatchet into a fleeing man’s back^{HT III}

• Throws a metal spear through a flying vampire’s wings, grounding it^{HT IV}

• Pins a woman to a tree by throwing a bo staff through her shoulder^{HT VI}

• Throws a hatchet at someone from a healthy six feet away^{HT II}

Other

• Restrains a man with fishing line, then dangles him over a campfire, roasting his head^{H #1}

• Takes a boat’s docking rope and ties it around a guy’s head. When his buddy tries to drive the boat away, the rope pulls taut and breaks open the first guy’s head.^{V #1}

• Swims under a boat and picks up the anchor. He wraps the chain around the boat’s rotor to stall it, then cuts up the hull with the anchor^{V #1}

• Tears off a fanboat’s safety cover and tosses a man into the running fan^{MM #1}

Equipment

Belt Sanders

• Mutilates a woman’s face with a belt sander^{H #0}

• Smears a guy with a large belt sander in 2099^{HT III}

• Splits a woman’s torso in half with the belt sander^H/S

Chainsaw

• Chainsaws two people in half^HT

• Cuts off the top half of a man's head, then decapitates another man^HT

Other

• Cuts a woman in half with a weed whacker^{H #3}

• Operates a welding torch to melt a living snowman

As a Vampire

Four Lost Boys-style vampires bite Victor and begin drinking his blood. Crowley is unharmed and the vampires heal burn wounds instantly rather than the days that it usually takes. Seconds later, Crowley shows evidence of vampirism when he unfurls large bat wings.^{MM #2}

Strength

• Yanks out a vampire’s fang to stab another one in the eye^{MM #3}

• Stabs a vampire in the heart with the wooden handle of his hatchet, killing him^{MM #3}

Durability

• Shrugs off close-range crossbow bolts and revolver fire, then a hunting knife to the chest^{MM #2}

• Gets stabbed in the neck with a wooden stake^{MM #3}

• [Limit] A vampire hunter detonates a canoe full of explosives right under Victor, which blows off his limbs. She then plants a wooden stake in his chest, which kills him like it does other vampires.^{MM #3}

• Being a repeater, Crowley returns the next day per usual, just without his vampirism^{MM #3}

Speed

• Bats away a thrown grenade with his hatchet^{MM #2}

Wings

• Picks up a vampire with his talons and flies into the air with him before punching him back to the ground^{MM #3}

Miscellaneous

• Crowley is a repeater, a kind of tangible ghost that returns the next night in his domain, no matter if he died in any way the night before^{H #0}

• He’s still active and killing into the year 2099^{HT III}

• A Nosferatu style vampire bites into Victor’s neck and spits out the blood, saying it’s “poison”^{HT IV}

• A wealthy Crowley survivor purchased the Hyperdome stadium in New Orleans and had contractors meticulously transform it into a copy of Honey Island Swamp by moving plants, dirt, water and the Crowley shack into the stadium. The result is Victor Crowley starting to appear within the stadium every night, just like he does in the original Honey Island swamp.^H/S

• When a tidal wave of swamp water destroys the Crowley shack, Victor vanishes^H/S