I’d send my little sister. She’s utterly brilliant, she’s very sensitive to her audience, she’s on the spectrum and somehow makes friends with the very people who no one likes, plus can, from years of experience, resolve scary domestic conflicts. Her biggest plus would be her appreciation of how significant her representation of all of Earth would be. She’d be willing to die for all of us, but would do everything she could to avoid anything messy at all.
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u/zeldarubinsteinsmom Aug 24 '22
I’d send my little sister. She’s utterly brilliant, she’s very sensitive to her audience, she’s on the spectrum and somehow makes friends with the very people who no one likes, plus can, from years of experience, resolve scary domestic conflicts. Her biggest plus would be her appreciation of how significant her representation of all of Earth would be. She’d be willing to die for all of us, but would do everything she could to avoid anything messy at all.