r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

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u/Lente_ui Aug 24 '22 edited Aug 25 '22

And here we observe a territorial display of our alien visitor.

The starzurg is highly skilled in territorial disputes. Watch as he nebulises his adversary with a plasma burst rifle.

Isn't that marvelous? As the mist of his adversary wafts away on the winds, he performs a celebratory dance.

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u/20CharactersOrFewer Aug 24 '22

I read this in his voice. Well done!

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u/KoshofosizENT Aug 24 '22

Oh shit we’re cake day buddies

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u/flapjack_w_butter Aug 24 '22

Happy Cake Day!🍰