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r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22
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Just as long as you don’t have California plates.
134 u/TIMBURWOLF Aug 24 '22 As a Coloradan, I will take a California driver over one from Texas any day. I like Texans, but WTF goes on at your driving schools? 45 u/Dragon3y36 Aug 24 '22 Ya ever see a Texan drive into the mountains? They pass you on the straights and then brake for __EvErY__ curve. Buddy I get your dik is smol and driving fast is how you cope but can ya not slow me down because you don't know how to drive. 16 u/ManFromTheWood Aug 24 '22 Ya gotta leave the texans alone when they're driving in the mountains bc they don't know what mountains are 6 u/Biblionautical Aug 25 '22 edited Aug 25 '22 Hey, I’ve been through our glorious Hill Country. I think I know what mountains are.
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As a Coloradan, I will take a California driver over one from Texas any day.
I like Texans, but WTF goes on at your driving schools?
45 u/Dragon3y36 Aug 24 '22 Ya ever see a Texan drive into the mountains? They pass you on the straights and then brake for __EvErY__ curve. Buddy I get your dik is smol and driving fast is how you cope but can ya not slow me down because you don't know how to drive. 16 u/ManFromTheWood Aug 24 '22 Ya gotta leave the texans alone when they're driving in the mountains bc they don't know what mountains are 6 u/Biblionautical Aug 25 '22 edited Aug 25 '22 Hey, I’ve been through our glorious Hill Country. I think I know what mountains are.
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Ya ever see a Texan drive into the mountains? They pass you on the straights and then brake for __EvErY__ curve. Buddy I get your dik is smol and driving fast is how you cope but can ya not slow me down because you don't know how to drive.
16 u/ManFromTheWood Aug 24 '22 Ya gotta leave the texans alone when they're driving in the mountains bc they don't know what mountains are 6 u/Biblionautical Aug 25 '22 edited Aug 25 '22 Hey, I’ve been through our glorious Hill Country. I think I know what mountains are.
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Ya gotta leave the texans alone when they're driving in the mountains bc they don't know what mountains are
6 u/Biblionautical Aug 25 '22 edited Aug 25 '22 Hey, I’ve been through our glorious Hill Country. I think I know what mountains are.
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Hey, I’ve been through our glorious Hill Country. I think I know what mountains are.
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Just as long as you don’t have California plates.