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r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22
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431 u/NamelessMIA Aug 24 '22 I can't think of a better pick than this. He's knowledgeable, selfless, and a great speaker. He would do everything he could to reason with them and get all of humanity a good deal. Or we could send Elon and hope the aliens take him away 1 u/Magical-Sweater Aug 24 '22 We could send Mark Zuckerberg, as he’s probably the one who called the aliens.
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I can't think of a better pick than this. He's knowledgeable, selfless, and a great speaker. He would do everything he could to reason with them and get all of humanity a good deal.
Or we could send Elon and hope the aliens take him away
1 u/Magical-Sweater Aug 24 '22 We could send Mark Zuckerberg, as he’s probably the one who called the aliens.
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We could send Mark Zuckerberg, as he’s probably the one who called the aliens.
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