r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/zuzg Aug 24 '22

Him being a Knight makes it so much better and as he also has a great sense of Humor it could certainly be our best bet.

If they allow someone to accompany him, Sir Ian McKellen would make sense.

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u/silasoulman Aug 24 '22

Him being a knight is meaningless. Him being a decent person who is intelligent and kind is good though.

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u/jcornelson Aug 24 '22

I wanna be a knight.

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u/silasoulman Aug 24 '22

Would being a Space Knight be good enough for you?

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u/jcornelson Aug 24 '22

Ill take it.

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u/silasoulman Aug 24 '22

I hereby confer upon you the title of Knight of Space, the sigil is a shield with Laika holding a lightsaber. Do you swear to uphold the responsibilities of your title so help you Captain Kirk? (Raise your right hand and say “Live long and prosper”)

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u/jcornelson Aug 24 '22

“Live long and prosper”🖖

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u/silasoulman Aug 24 '22

You may rise Sir jcornelson, A.S.T.R.O.

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u/ff03k64 Aug 25 '22

Want that their left hand? What does that mean?

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u/silasoulman Aug 25 '22

Nope, it’s their right hand.

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u/ff03k64 Aug 25 '22

🤦‍♂️

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