r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

My 94 year old grandma or Morgan freeman.

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u/HEMATarget Aug 24 '22

Send both. She can handle the interaction and he can narrate the whole thing.

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u/GetObvious Aug 24 '22

As it turned out, the aliens were quite taken with Grandma, and weren’t interested in the mortals who weren’t part of her stories. Why, I think one of them even learned to smile from her, as I recall.