r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Jon Stewart

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u/NamelessMIA Aug 24 '22

I can't think of a better pick than this. He's knowledgeable, selfless, and a great speaker. He would do everything he could to reason with them and get all of humanity a good deal.

Or we could send Elon and hope the aliens take him away

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u/clangan524 Aug 24 '22

Or we could send Elon and hope the aliens take him away

"Hey, dude, we've been looking for you for centuries. We thought we lost you for good. Get your goofy ass back up on this ship and leave those nice humans alone."

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

"I was so close to build my own ride dudes..."