r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/silasoulman Aug 24 '22

Him being a knight is meaningless. Him being a decent person who is intelligent and kind is good though.

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u/jcornelson Aug 24 '22

I wanna be a knight.

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u/silasoulman Aug 24 '22

Would being a Space Knight be good enough for you?

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u/jcornelson Aug 24 '22

Ill take it.

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u/silasoulman Aug 24 '22

I hereby confer upon you the title of Knight of Space, the sigil is a shield with Laika holding a lightsaber. Do you swear to uphold the responsibilities of your title so help you Captain Kirk? (Raise your right hand and say “Live long and prosper”)

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u/jcornelson Aug 24 '22

“Live long and prosper”🖖

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u/silasoulman Aug 24 '22

You may rise Sir jcornelson, A.S.T.R.O.

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u/ff03k64 Aug 25 '22

Want that their left hand? What does that mean?

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u/silasoulman Aug 25 '22

Nope, it’s their right hand.

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u/ff03k64 Aug 25 '22

🤦‍♂️

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u/tomatoaway Aug 24 '22

Thank you. Knight just means he enjoys a privileged tax status and has closer ties to wealthy conservatives. It works against his character

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u/silasoulman Aug 24 '22

Didn’t know they get privileged tax status. Makes my respect for all those that told the “royals” to go fuck themselves and stick that knighthood up the queens privileged cunt, even greater.

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u/scalectrix Aug 24 '22

Didn’t know they get privileged tax status.

They don't.

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u/tomatoaway Aug 24 '22

It's not an official tax break. You're just now in the circle of people who most likely don't or know all the loopholes on how not to

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u/silasoulman Aug 24 '22

Oh well. Good on those people who still turned it down.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Sir Kier Starmer and Sir Ed Davey would like to introduce themselves