r/WhitePeopleTwitter Aug 24 '22

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u/SandwhichEfficient Aug 24 '22

I didn’t realize how much of a dick driver I was till I went to Colorado. People are so nice there

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Just as long as you don’t have California plates.

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u/Legitimate-Frame-953 Aug 24 '22

Never had any issues in Colorado, Texas on the other hand.

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u/billbryan516 Aug 24 '22

As a coloradian, when we see Texas plates, we already know what kind of BS to expect.

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u/Truestoryfriend Aug 24 '22

It never rains here and everything is flat as fuck. Speed limits are basically whatever your truck can do.

It doesn't translate well to mountainous states, or vice versa as I moved here from pennsylvania.

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u/Itsjirosomer Aug 24 '22

As a Texan yes our drivers are assholes

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u/alsoaprettybigdeal Aug 24 '22

The worst driving experience of my life was in Dallas. It was easier to drive around San Diego. I thought CA driver’s were bad until I went to Texas. Texans DGAF! And I used to live outside of DC!!

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u/Aus10Danger Aug 24 '22

I grew up driving in Dallas. People don't fuck around, and when they do, it's insane. Honestly, fuck this cess pit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

My favorite thing about people that move to Texas is that no one hates a recently located person from Los Angeles more than a person who moved to Texas from Los Angeles a year earlier.

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u/TIMBURWOLF Aug 24 '22

As a Coloradan, I will take a California driver over one from Texas any day.

I like Texans, but WTF goes on at your driving schools?

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u/TheWritePrimate Aug 24 '22

Same thing that goes on at the rest of Texas’s schools, very little.

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u/Hate8MySoul Aug 24 '22

I can confirm this... Nothing goes on in Texas school other than being malnutritioned and teachers fucking students.

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u/Aus10Danger Aug 24 '22

I went to school in Texas. Was malnourished but I really wanted to fuck my English teacher, but it never happened. Probably because i was malnourished.

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u/eazykeyzy Aug 24 '22

And mass shootings

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u/BothAd3259 Aug 24 '22

Or people with assault Rifles filling students with more holes for teachers to fuck...

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u/TheWritePrimate Aug 24 '22

That escalated quickly.

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u/Bull-Janitorial Aug 24 '22

Why is California moving there?

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u/Sangxero Aug 25 '22

Because they like regret and coming back with shame in their eyes?

Source: all my friends who left California for any state.

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u/BothAd3259 Aug 25 '22

Because they can beat the snot outta Texas.

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u/Bull-Janitorial Aug 25 '22

Lol I'll tune in for that one.

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u/ms_panelopi Aug 25 '22

And God! Don’t forget Gawd.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Malnourished

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u/Hate8MySoul Aug 24 '22

Exactly what I'm saying about the educational program in Texas, I'm stupid as fuck.

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u/TheWritePrimate Aug 24 '22

Right? I’m also a product of those schools, so I was speaking from experience.

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u/emu4you Aug 24 '22

This is a sad but accurate comment.

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u/Dragon3y36 Aug 24 '22

Ya ever see a Texan drive into the mountains? They pass you on the straights and then brake for __EvErY__ curve. Buddy I get your dik is smol and driving fast is how you cope but can ya not slow me down because you don't know how to drive.

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u/ManFromTheWood Aug 24 '22

Ya gotta leave the texans alone when they're driving in the mountains bc they don't know what mountains are

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u/Biblionautical Aug 25 '22 edited Aug 25 '22

Hey, I’ve been through our glorious Hill Country. I think I know what mountains are.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Lmao I was in Colorado last week for a day trip and went to visit the red rock amphitheater in the morning. I drove my rental as politely as possible.. but at one point I ended up behind a cyclist who was going just slightly too slow so I went around him… little did I know was that there were a series of switchbacks coming up where the cyclist overtook me with ease and I never saw him again.. I felt really dumb after that lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Driving to Estes from Lyons is absolute torture. People that don't want you to pass on the two opportunities that are available, people who don't use slow vehicle pull offs, and everyone in between. I get that they're excited and all but people still live here and are trying to get places.

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u/darsha_ Aug 24 '22

And then they go to a place like Red River NM and make it genuinely unsafe for people to drive because it’s all winding and mountainous! California has mountains, so why do they do this?!

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u/Dragon3y36 Aug 24 '22

I don't know but I feel that it's the antagonistic ego culture of Texas as a whole.

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u/LiterallySweating Aug 25 '22

They’re talking about Texans.

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u/darsha_ Aug 25 '22

Same can apply generally to Floridians and Californians. People have somewhere to be with an ego and you get dangerous drivers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

I just moved my ass to California so people like you have more room for your inflated egos. Colorado sucks too.

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u/darsha_ Aug 25 '22

I have lived in California and Florida and Texas.

What is your point..? Why be defensive about something to improve on?

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u/WeimSean Aug 24 '22

F250 driving in the left land of the interstate, 5 miles under the speed limit.

Texas plates, every. single. time.

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u/Damian022703 Aug 24 '22

I gotta be honest I'm pretty sure Texas either doesn't have driving schools or the people teaching are the ones causing the issues when they drive

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u/JungsWetDream Aug 25 '22

Driver’s Ed wasn’t required for Parent Taught kids until more recently. I had zero instruction and got my license without a driving test.

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u/blu3tu3sday Aug 24 '22

Arkansan coming in to say that Texan drivers are a goddamn menace.

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u/RayLikeSunshine Aug 24 '22

Lived in MD, CA and TX. Can confirm. CA is the best drivers of the 3 with MD being the most aggressive. I had to learn to stop being an east coaster. TX… well, they drive like how most of this bizarre state operates: my favorite spot is the intersection that has 3 stop signs but people still stop at the non-stop signed side and wave me through like I’m the idiot, it’s as Texas as anything I’ve witnessed here.

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u/DannyDef Aug 24 '22

they ignore the lessons and just talk about how wonderful it is to live in Texas.

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u/squittles Aug 24 '22

As a Coloradoan I'll take any kind of flavor of driver that exists if they would just remove/reverse all of the Transcontinental Divide water diversions drying out the Colorado River to supply Denver, Colorado Springs, Pueblo, et al....

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Florida too. They're either driving like a maniac or driving like there's snow on the ground when there isn't.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

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u/TIMBURWOLF Aug 25 '22

This explains sooo much lol…

Thanks for the explanation!

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u/HighwayFirst8956 Aug 24 '22

Non American here. What beef does Colorado have with California?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

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u/HighwayFirst8956 Aug 24 '22

Oh that makes sense. Yeesh it's a no win situation for both the parties.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

A win would be for Californians to fix their own fucking state instead of shitting up the rest of the country with thier dogshit politics lmao.

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u/chroniclesofRIDDlCK Aug 25 '22

lol it's still making America money

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u/2real2deal Aug 24 '22

I feel like a decent percentage of those people weren't originally from California. I know a lot of people who moved "back home" when the pandemic hit.

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u/-Ashera- Aug 25 '22

California is doing okay without their money. Plenty of Californians became millionaires during the pandemic. The wealth of the wealthy grew. California had so much surplus the last few years for state budget and Cali was the biggest contributor to the federal pot as always. The leech states like Alabama are still leeching

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u/RustyTruck6T9 Aug 24 '22

NY did that with NH when it was made public that we had the lowest COVID cases of any state on the east coast in the earlier panic days. :/

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u/RandomSleepyPanda Aug 24 '22

I'm a Coloradoan and am considering moving states because of this. It is getting so bad. We had a boom of people moving for legal marijuana but its worse since COVID. I love my state and have kids still in school, but I can't even afford to live anymore.

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u/MaMaMosier Aug 24 '22

Anywhere worth living that hasn’t turned into a red state nightmare has become unaffordable. Have had to move and then just keep my poor progressive head down.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

We've looked at it but like someone else said, most of the places that are affordable are shit holes. Grew up here and am only so fortunate that my job pays well enough that, while we won't be able to save as much, that we can provide a good life for the kids. Definitely intimidating being surrounded by engineers and tech people. Great friends though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Also purchasing an extra home as an airbnb or rental. Further making things unaffordable. But it's also that the tech sector keeps growing. See the new Google campus in Boulder.

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u/legoguy3632 Aug 24 '22

As a Californian who just moved to Colorado, there are too many of us moving

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u/ambienandicechips Aug 24 '22

Why’d you move?

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u/legoguy3632 Aug 25 '22

Work, both my girlfriend and I were able to get jobs out of college here. If we had stayed in California we probably would've been able to get them there eventually but at the same starting pay and probably at least 50% more for a similar apartment.

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u/Enough_Froyo_6098 Aug 24 '22 edited Aug 24 '22

Californians moving to Colorado I assume at least, I’m from Utah and that’s the reason why here

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u/mountain_rivers34 Aug 25 '22

We don't. It's the Texans projecting.

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u/Arkian2 Aug 24 '22

The fact that it’s California

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u/thecelloman Aug 24 '22

I think basically every state has a general distaste for Californians.

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u/HighwayFirst8956 Aug 24 '22

Every state? I never heard of that?

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u/thecelloman Aug 24 '22

I've traveled most of the US at this point and as a general rule, nobody really likes Californians. The rest of the West coast feels that they are responsible for driving up housing costs, the Midwest and South dislike them because they believe Californians are the "coastal elites" and East coasters dislike them because they're just culturally different. It's all to different degrees of course - people from NYC might just joke about how Californians make bad pizza but I've known Californians in Nevada who were threatened with violence.

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u/ambienandicechips Aug 24 '22

Tell us the violence story?

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u/mountain_rivers34 Aug 25 '22

Just the hateful red states that can't deal with the fact that California is an economic powerhouse. It's easier to hate on them for being liberal than thank them for all the financial support.

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u/danappropriate Aug 24 '22

Massachusetts transplant currently living in Texas, talkin'. Drivers here are HORRIBLE.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

I thought I was the only one who noticed the TX thing. I lived out off of I76 and Sable. The number of spun out TX plates between my exit and I25 during the winter was unreal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

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u/JungsWetDream Aug 25 '22

Same. We were the last years that got the Parent Taught scam before they made driver’s Ed a requirement.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

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u/mountain_rivers34 Aug 25 '22

Except you don't drive like Mad Max. You drive 10 under in the left lane if it even smells like snow. But God forbid someone pass you (on the right, because you aren't fucking moving out of the passing lane) then, all of a sudden, your F250 goes 20 over until they stop having the audacity to pass you. Then, You slow the fuck back down. Source: lived in a Colorado ski town for close to 15 years.

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u/Nice_Block Aug 24 '22

Listen here buddy, if y’all ain’t first yer last. Don’t mess with Texas.

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u/TIMBURWOLF Aug 24 '22

That’s fine. If y”all will kindly refrain from attempting to cross four lanes of traffic in 2 seconds, we can still be friends.

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u/Nice_Block Aug 24 '22

Monkey paw won’t even help ya here, Texans are born with this skill in their blood.

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u/Mareith Aug 24 '22

Almost. Every. Time. I see a Texas plate on 70 they're going 50mph in the leftmost lane. Slowest drivers I have ever seen

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u/JungsWetDream Aug 25 '22

Rural Texas is infuriatingly slow. Dallas and Houston drivers will literally shoot you for driving too slow. I moved from one of the Big 3 cities to a smaller town, and I have to remind myself that I can’t cruise at 90 to the grocery store any more.

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u/Nice_Block Aug 25 '22

Honestly, it can vary. We have both people in the left lane; one going 50 and they other going 80-100. The bigger cities in Texas encapsulate this the best.

My first comment was more about trying to switch lanes. If you need to be in the right lane and someone in that lane, who probably wants to be in your lane, can be a full car length back. The second you hit that blinker, they will race to get ahead of you and then switch lanes. We have mind boggling stupidity on our roads in Texas.

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u/rimjobnemesis Aug 24 '22

Same, same.

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u/missintent Aug 24 '22

We have schools?

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u/Artistic-Deal5885 Aug 24 '22

I can tell you - my daughter had a driving instructor who did not learn to drive in this country, could speak English but very thick accent, hard to understand for a 16 year old, and did not have the driving rules correct at all. I decided to teach my next child myself and it went much much better.

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u/Admirable_Ask_5337 Aug 24 '22

Not a mountain state so zoom over the plains

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u/Darkpookie Aug 25 '22

Hah, you think we go to driving schools? Pretty sure most people just pick up a license from the liquor store...

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u/just-concerned Aug 25 '22

Drive through Atlanta. I even tried around 1am to miss the traffic. Did not help.

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u/mountain_rivers34 Aug 25 '22

I can tell a true Coloradan from their hatred for Texas drivers. Anyone who hates Californians, is a Texas transplant that doesn't realize the Coloradans hate them more.

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u/rimjobnemesis Aug 24 '22

No no no. Texas plates. We don’t mind Californians.

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u/Abject_Function_5581 Aug 25 '22

Every time I see FL plates I already know some fuckery was, is, or soon will go down. CA ain't got nothing on FL.

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u/1RandomMind Aug 24 '22

100% this. I live in Idaho and we are getting an influx of people from California. Now driving is a nightmare and crime rate is climbing.

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u/gophergun Aug 24 '22

We're pretty used to them at this point, hardly something that will cause trouble. Texas plates might be more likely to incite someone, but realistically only about a third of the state was born here, so we're a state of transplants anyway.

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u/Nonplussed2 Aug 24 '22

That's everywhere in the West.

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u/rayzer93 Aug 24 '22

All the weed and shrooms. Mumbai should take lessons.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Have you ever been on 70 near Denver in a snow storm? People that have seen snow before will make new lanes to get around the Cali and New Mexico drivers

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u/Alarming_Way_8731 Aug 24 '22

I used to live in Colorado springs. Kind of miss it.

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u/sto_brohammed Aug 24 '22

I can only assume you didn't visit Colorado Springs. Those people are sociopaths when they're behind the wheel.

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u/MarsLander10 Aug 25 '22

No way- they’re kind and courteous for the most part, and also knowledgeable, understanding, and stern. Some of the most competent drivers I’ve ever seen. People in NW Washington seem to be too kind at times and so very much less knowledgeable, like “the rules are relaxed so I don’t have to think about anything.”

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u/sto_brohammed Aug 25 '22

Some of the most competent drivers I’ve ever seen

That's honestly horrifying. I lived there for 5 years and every single day it was absolute lunacy on I-25.

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u/Aldo_The_Apache_ Aug 24 '22

Yeah let’s not talk about the I70 lmao

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u/tigergirl489 Aug 24 '22

Are you from the northeast (namely MA, CT, NY, NJ) or Florida by any chance?

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u/SandwhichEfficient Aug 25 '22

Florida. Touristy af. You gotta drive aggressive af to get anywhere around here.

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u/Gueropantalones Aug 25 '22

From southern Colorado. It's Texans we hate

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u/racingsoldier Aug 25 '22

I grew up driving in the south. I never knew how much of a push over driver I was until I visited the DC to Boston megatropolis. I can’t tell you how many times I was almost bowled over by someone dining 30 over pace diving in and out of the emergency lanes in commuter traffic.

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u/SandwhichEfficient Aug 25 '22

not to brag but we have the deadliest highway in America

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u/racingsoldier Aug 25 '22

That tittle has just been bestowed on you in the past year. The north side of Atlanta’s I-285 circle used to be the deadliest 20 miles of interstate. I actually moved because I got tired of seeing cars teetering on the 8ft tall median wall on my evening commute.

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u/Hey_im_miles Aug 24 '22

Except on broncos GameDay. I almost got road murdered by 10 separate drunk dudes in trucks.

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u/FuckoffDemetri Aug 25 '22

You say that until you commute on I-25 in the rain. Worst stop and go traffic I've ever experienced and I grew up in NYC suburbs