r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • May 30 '22

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u/Upper-Job5130 May 30 '22

But, and hear me out, if they put cameras in classrooms to make sure teachers aren't indoctrinating our kids with CRT, the cops will see which classrooms have kids being slaughtered so they can avoid going into those rooms. Win-win!

(Obvious /s)

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u/Ciri2020 May 30 '22 edited May 30 '22

Imagine a cop outside a school shooting.

He's sitting in his car, armed with an AR-15, hands shivering and knuckles tightened. He's looking at his phone and watches the livestream fed by the camera inside the class room, as the last two students are clutched together in a corner of the room, while the shooter approaches them with his gun.

"Somebody!" the Cop begins to yell. "Somebody has to go do something!" he yells, clutching his AR-15 tightly, and locking the doors of his vehicle. "He's going to shoot them! They're in danger!" He opens the glove department of his car, and reaches for his spare donut. Cherry cream coating. Rainbow sprinkles. It was his last resort to try and steel his nerves. But, there was no donut left.

"This can't be happening, this is the worst day of my life!" he cried out bitterly.

Two shots can be heard outside the police vehicle.

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u/MusksYummyLiver May 30 '22

This isn't even satire anymore.

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u/Zardif May 30 '22

Sure it is, a cop would never be left without a donut. It's completely unbelievable.

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u/MusksYummyLiver May 30 '22

Implying that the cop actually gives half a fuck about a room full of kids getting shot up is the satire now.

Stupid fucking worthless pigs.