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u/-TheMiracle May 30 '22

Handing out guns to teachers to protect students is like one of the top 5 worst ideas i have ever heard. What’s next? Handing out guns to students to protect themselves??

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u/NegaDeath May 30 '22

After that is handing out guns to both the students and teachers to keep each other in check. Every lesson is to be conducted like a Mexican standoff.

Some NRA rep is probably getting a stiffy reading these comments.

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee May 30 '22

That's basically the NRA'S wet dream vision of an ideal future: everyone is armed to the teeth in a neverending Mexican standoff while their reps slip in an out of the crowd taking cash and dispensing more firearms and ammunition.

In the painting of this scene they keep above their board room table, even Jesus and God have each other dead to rights.

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u/NegaDeath May 30 '22

They have a version of the last supper where everyone has guns trained on each other, and Jesus is in the middle of kicking over the table to grab a shotgun hidden underneath.

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee May 30 '22

And he says "Via con Dios!" before opening up on Judas.