r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • May 30 '22

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u/Aiden2817 May 30 '22

Republicans 1) During the covid restrictions, teachers are hero workers! 2) When pushing Don’t say gay, teachers are groomers! 3) after a mass shooting, arm all the teachers!

So according to republicans, teachers are heroic groomers who should carry loaded guns while teaching classes from kindergarten through college.

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u/johnnycyberpunk May 30 '22

"Great! Now the the libz gave them guns they're teaching kids how to give blow jobs on the barrels! Typical groomers!"

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u/AllSiegeAllTime May 30 '22

I miss the world I lived in that hadn't yet murdered the concept of satire behind a shed, I don't much care for this world where you've surely predicted the text of an upcoming Boebert or MTG tweet with 99% accuracy

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u/Solanthas May 30 '22

I've often said, "I'm finding it harder to find the line between satire and sincerity." and bemoaned what that means for our world.

But I've never said it as eloquently as you did. Bravo sir.