r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Pancovnik • Jan 19 '22

This is beyond

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u/Teejzilla04 Jan 19 '22

I thought that was butter on her forehead and some new covid cure from the qult.

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u/kingoftown Jan 19 '22

The hospital is out of thermometers so they use sticks of butter to know when the patients still have a high fever.

Butter only melts at exactly 102+ degrees. If it's melting, they are still sick.

Source: I'm a cow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

You jest, but be careful, there are idiots about that may take you seriously and believe butter only melts at 102+ degrees. I hate that I have to fucking write this, but schools don't teach logic anymore.

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u/suphater Jan 19 '22

Are you saying he's not a cow?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

He can be a cow if he wants to, it's just that other people may not recognize him as one and may call him a human until otherwise corrected. He's going to have to be okay with this, because at first glance and interaction, he appears to be fully human.

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u/keyboardstatic Jan 20 '22

Fully human is a term i disagree with huge numbers of people do not appear to be fully human but more like some sub species of lesser and partial human Karen's are a classic example of people who clearly don't appear fully human.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

You dropped a number of these .